Ask Splatter... stuff!

[G-Lexington]

I may have asked you this before. If so, forgive me - I forgot what you answered. And I don't even expect you to have major insight to the question. But it popped into my head again while out driving today, so I'll ask (again).

Why have I never seen a Black woman on a motorcycle?

First off, Denver seems to have more motorcycles than most cities of decent size. However, it also has a somewhat smaller Black population. It seems if there's a motorcycle, there's about a 98% chance that it's owned by a guy, and about a 95% chance that it's owned by someone white. On rare occasions, I've see a white woman or a black or Hispanic man on a motorcycle. But never a black woman.

I'm assuming it's just a probability thing. But that just begs the question - are guys drawn to motorcycles, or are women repelled by them? Ditto for whites/non-whites?

Since this is becoming less of a question, and more of a thinking-out-loud-via-typing, here's a question. You say you don't get enough ice cream or masturbation. Do you mean you CAN'T get enough of either/both? As in "too much is never enough"? Or you don't have ice cream and/or masturbate as often as you'd like? And if the latter, how come you don't just jerk off more?

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Do you have a desired career path?

Do you like places like the zoo, the aquarium, museums, poetry/jazz cafes?

Do you still (if you ever did) climb trees?

If/when you go to the beach, do you wake up to see the sunrise or would waking you up result in pulling back a nub?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I forgot to add this one; which is worse, 80s pop or post-2000 rap?

 

[giorgiobaby]

You're an artistic man...What contemporary artists of the 20th century do you prefer or like,love,hate if any? Painters, sculptors, illustration?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Haven't been to a zoo since i was in the 1st grade - in germany.

Was it a trip to Germany or were you living there?

 

[giorgiobaby]

I don't need you to quote specific pieces or what school they are from, just wondering if you had any specific artists in mind. But, you answered my question

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Do you speak German or any other language?

If not, do you want/plan to learn one?

If so, which one?

 

[Alpha1851]

What does your hair look like for that customer to question it?

If you had a bottle of truth serum,and could give it to any one person and ask that person one question, knowing the person had to tell the truth, who would you give it to and what would you ask?

If you could wake up tomorrow w/ a super power (invisibility, mind reading, flying, whatever) which power would you want to have and why?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Sorry, just itchin' to post a gif.

 

[Alpha1851]

If you could change one aspect of your personality, which would you choose?

What's one unique thing about you, that no one would guess?

 

[Alpha1851]

Are you tired of answering questions yet?

Do you have any role models? Are you anyone's role model?

 

[Darkflower]

You mentioned once that you have a twin (I think). Do you have any other siblings?

Have you ever gotten seriously hurt in a mosh pit?

Do you like:

Fugazi

The Pixies

The Beastie Boys

Fishbone, or

Tribe Called Quest?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I used to hate these types of threads because I thought they were attention whorish. But now I kinda like em. You answered our questions honestly and steadily.

- and now, I wanna fuck you.

I won't allow it unless he's fucking me at the same time.

 

[Alpha1851]

Do you ever want to get married? Want to have kids?

What is the meanest thing you've ever done to someone else? What's the meanest thing you've ever had done to you?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Do you ever want to get married? Want to have kids?

Yessss! Thanks for askin' that one Alpha, lookin' out for ya' boy. I didn't wanna ask that one and seem too thirsty, subtlety is the tea girl.

 

[giorgiobaby]

Fab, I love ya sugar....but when have you ever been subtle?

 

[Alpha1851]

Yessss! Thanks for askin' that one Alpha, lookin' out for ya' boy. I didn't wanna ask that one and seem too thirsty, subtlety is the tea girl.

Bro, it doesn't work when you come behind me and ruin the game. Now make way and let Mr. Splatter answer the questions.

What subject did you enjoy the most in school? How about the least? Do you think you'll ever go back to college? Why do you keep referring to yourself as "selfish"?

 

[fetaby]

Give-- You said that visual art was something you might want to pick up. I suggest H. R. Giger and M.C. Escher.

Take-- If you had a pet, what would it be? What would you name it?

 

[Alpha1851]

Have you ever cheated on a guy?

Do you have a favorite restaurant?

 

[kevbo]

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?