Ask The Pornographer - 2015

[star-warrior]

I'm not sure what you mean by that.

Sorry, I went old school. Feast days and festivals?

 

[Soilwork]

Sorry, I went old school. Feast days and festivals?

I'm still not sure what you mean.

Do you mean "do you shoot on Christmas Day and Labour Day?"

No, we get those off, too.

 

[Rex]

What is your limit? Is there anything you won't do?

 

[Soilwork]

What is your limit? Is there anything you won't do?

I have no idea what you even mean by that.

 

[Telstra]

I've always said that no name should be more than three syllables and the whole name no more than a total of four. Preferably 3.

Stay away from tired cliches like "Steele" or "Stone."

Good porn names should also convey the type of guy... good porn names...


Morgan Black
Eric Nero
Jake Genesis
Hugh Hunter
Jesse Jackman
Jake Cruise
Brady Jensen
Samuel Colt
Kennedy Carter (one over in syllables but it works anyway)


BAD porn names...

Tyger Strype
Rock Steele (how cliche can you get?)

Good porn names should be similar to famous people's names:
Prince Charlie
Britney Stear
Roger Fedara
David Laterman ... etc

 

[Soilwork]

Good porn names should be similar to famous people's names:
Prince Charlie
Britney Stear
Roger Fedara
David Laterman ... etc

No that's just lazy.

 

[medic1]

What is your limit? Is there anything you won't do?

I have no idea what you even mean by that.

I beleive he is asking are there certain "things" you would not produce or film, say on ethical grounds?

 

[Rex]

Yes, that is what I meant. Either in filming/producing porn or you yourself getting involved.

 

[Rex]

Arpad (who was a friend of mine) died two years ago and he suffered from extreme depression. That's not porn-related. He was a wonderful person and more of a man that you'll ever be.

You really believe porn had nothing to do with his depression? No offense, but I find that hard to believe.

 

[otters]

Do you shoot on highdays and holidays?

I'm not sure what you mean by that.

Hm, perhaps: do the shooting schedules consider the cast's and crew's particular religious holiday calendars?

My supplemental question:

The religious affiliations of the people of California:

• Roman Catholic – 31%
• Non-Religious/ Atheist/ Agnostic – 22%
• Evangelical Protestant – 18%
• Mainline Protestant – 14%
• Black Protestant – 4%
• Jewish – 2%
• LDS – 2%
• Buddhist – 2%
• Hindu – <1%
• Muslim – <0.5%
• Other Religions – 3%

Do these figures match at your workplace?

 

[Rex]

I live in California, in the high desert area. Wasn't Bo Dean escorting in the LA area and has he quit? If so, which escort is most similar to him that I could maybe get in CA?

 

[Kabluey]

No, as I pointed out above, Erik died of a heart attack.

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define porn. Does that include posting an anonymous selfie video on Xtube?

Good point. Studio stuff?

 

[otters]

Good point. Studio stuff?

a) commercial pornography, including commercial pornography falsely marketed as featuring "amateurs",
vs.
b) non-commercial pornography.

I guess we're talking about a)?

 

[Soilwork]

Yes, that is what I meant. Either in filming/producing porn or you yourself getting involved.

I'm still a bit baffled by the question. Of course there are things I won't do. Do you mean "are there things I won't shoot?"

And again.. of course there are things I wouldn't shoot. I'm really not even sure what you mean by that.

 

[Soilwork]

You really believe porn had nothing to do with his depression? No offense, but I find that hard to believe.

I don't really care what you believe. We've already seen that you'll believe what you want.

Arpad had been out of porn for two years when he finally succumbed to his depression. He said in his suicide note that "haters gonna hate" and noted that he knew people would say pretty much what you said.

It just shows that you don't really understand depression. It's a mental illness, it's not just feeling bad because of something. Arpad was honestly one of the most joyous people I knew.

When he walked on set, everyone would feel better in his presence. He was like a big ball of joy that radiated out into the room. He's the only person I'd let pick me up, but he always did when he saw me and he'd twirl me around like a doll and I'd laugh like little boy.

I've always felt that he radiated so much happiness out into the world that there was none left inside for himself.

 

[dpnice]

I presumed that he meant would you film things such as "fisting" or more varied sort of sexual acts. Perhaps "Golden Rain"?

 

[Soilwork]

Hm, perhaps: do the shooting schedules consider the cast's and crew's particular religious holiday calendars?

If it's a national holiday, we don't work. If someone says "I can't work because it's the solstice and I need to be out rolling naked in birth leaves to please the goddess, I'll just hire someone else. My crew are all just contract workers that I call when I need and if they're free, they come work for me.

Do these figures match at your workplace?

I've never taken a poll, honestly. I couldn't tell you who is which religion.

 

[vacancy3]

Do you need a fluffer?...lol

 

[Soilwork]

I live in California, in the high desert area. Wasn't Bo Dean escorting in the LA area and has he quit? If so, which escort is most similar to him that I could maybe get in CA?

How the fuck am I supposed to know? I'm a film maker, I'm not Heidi Fleiss.

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Good point. Studio stuff?

I honestly don't think those figures exist. I don't honestly know how many people have made porn in their lives.

 

[Soilwork]

I presumed that he meant would you film things such as "fisting" or more varied sort of sexual acts. Perhaps "Golden Rain"?

Maybe? Honestly, it's such an open-ended question that it doesn't really make sense.

I think it's him trying to get me to defend myself against some imagined... something?