Ask The Pornographer - 2016 Edition

[Soilwork]

What brand/type of lube do they use?

model's preference. Sometimes they bring their own but we have a full selection for them

 

[Latimer]

Favorite condoms for shoots? What do bottoms do to clean themselves out?

Comments on wardrobe, hair and makeup?

Do you ever tell men to change their hair either before the shooting day or on the day? Stop shaving--body or face? Or do you hire guys where you're pretty sure they're going to arrive looking the way you want them to.

For example, I've observed that in one release Sean Sevran is smooth, the next release very hairy, the next release moderately hairy, etc., etc. How much is the director and studio wanting a particular look, or the actor wanting a particular look? I know Titan likes hair, but would you turn down Sean if he arrived smooth?

 

[Soilwork]

Favorite condoms for shoots? What do bottoms do to clean themselves out?

Depending on dick size, Magnums tend to do us proud. Or Trojans.

Comments on wardrobe, hair and makeup?

No make up. that's not Titan. We do most of our own wardrobe, although we'll get them to bring boots and some gear that fits them that they like. We might not always use it but it's good to have in case.

Do you ever tell men to change their hair either before the shooting day or on the day? Stop shaving--body or face? Or do you hire guys where you're pretty sure they're going to arrive looking the way you want them to.

We tell them exactly how to look. We tell them not to shave anything, we tell them how to have their hair (we give them a bit of latitude on that) and we tell them to have/not have facial hair.

For example, I've observed that in one release Sean Sevran is smooth, the next release very hairy, the next release moderately hairy, etc., etc. How much is the director and studio wanting a particular look, or the actor wanting a particular look? I know Titan likes hair, but would you turn down Sean if he arrived smooth?

If he showed up with his pubes all shaved off, we wouldn't shoot him and we'd send him home and if he wanted to work for us again, he'd have to buy his own plane ticket the second time. Shaved dicks are foul.

 

[JerryPic]

How is your own sex life? Are you happy in that sense?

 

[Soilwork]

How is your own sex life? Are you happy in that sense?

I've been with my husband for 24 years. I don't have sex anymore.

 

[JerryPic]

I've been with my husband for 24 years. I don't have sex anymore.

You didn't answer are you happy

 

[Soilwork]

You didn't answer are you happy

I mean... Sure. My husband and I have been together for more than half my life. You don't stay with someone that long if you're not happy. Sexually, it's not like we do it much, but we do have fun when it happens.

To answer the probable follow up question, no I don't think making Porn has made me numb to actual sex. They're very different things

 

[xboxfan34]

How much money would you pay for Sean Lawrence to gaze into your eyes romantically for one minute straight?

 

[JerryPic]

I mean... Sure. My husband and I have been together for more than half my life. You don't stay with someone that long if you're not happy. Sexually, it's not like we do it much, but we do have fun when it happens.

To answer the probable follow up question, no I don't think making Porn has made me numb to actual sex. They're very different things

For some reason I'm very pleased to "hear" that. Sexuality is so much more than just fucking and orgasm. Good for you old mate.

By the way...do you have separate bedrooms?

 

[Latimer]

Do your husband and friends know that you do this thread and do they read it?

 

[Soilwork]

How much money would you pay for Sean Lawrence to gaze into your eyes romantically for one minute straight?

He's certainly handsome but if I was going to pay him, it would be to perform in a scene.

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For some reason I'm very pleased to "hear" that. Sexuality is so much more than just fucking and orgasm. Good for you old mate.

By the way...do you have separate bedrooms?

Oh god no. Our bed is a crowded thing. We have three dogs so the bed gets pretty crowded.

 

[Soilwork]

Do your husband and friends know that you do this thread and do they read it?

No, my husband is very not connected. He has a Facebook account he might read once per week and any time he spends online is reading cooking websites or maybe Vice. It's not like I keep this a secret from him, it's just never come up in conversation and if it did, he's not be remotely interested in it.

 

[JerryPic]

Oh god no. Our bed is a crowded thing. We have three dogs so the bed gets pretty crowded.

I see, lol
That just sounded so dramatic coming from you..... you don't have sex anymore

 

[Latimer]

You have written that your husband is an architect.

Do you give him a free hand in the decoration of your house--or is it a collaboration?

How has his profession affected your life and interests? Because of him, do you look at buildings with more interest than you might otherwise? What are his and your favorite buildings in Southern California?

 

[Soilwork]

You have written that your husband is an architect.

Do you give him a free hand in the decoration of your house--or is it a collaboration?

We have mostly similar tastes... we like Mid-century modern furniture and design, so while he has a more strong opinion of stuff like that and I let him do it because he's better at it than I would be, he always does stuff I'd like anyway.

How has his profession affected your life and interests? Because of him, do you look at buildings with more interest than you might otherwise? What are his and your favorite buildings in Southern California?

I don't know if we've really had that discussion, exactly. He'll talk about it, but it's not like we have an actual list. I love the Getty Center and the Getty Villa. The Broad Museum downtown... He's designed some pretty stunning houses (his area is high-end residential single-family houses, but that means "a house with 35 rooms, two guest houses, home offices and a bedroom that incorporates two dressing rooms, two bathrooms and a separate sitting room."

 

[JerryPic]

What is your jerk off material?

 

[Soilwork]

What is your jerk off material?

a full-length mirror.

 

[JerryPic]

a full-length mirror.

Oh man, and I thought I was being vain! Thank you for that

 

[Latimer]

a full-length mirror.

Which brings to mind: Do you hear about or have you seen porn actors jerking off to their own movie scenes? Do you ever watch the finished movies with your actors and share reactions? Do you know any actors who never watch what they've filmed?

And when you aren't jerking off to your own image, do you ever jerk off to scenes you've directed?

 

[Soilwork]

Which brings to mind: Do you hear about or have you seen porn actors jerking off to their own movie scenes? Do you ever watch the finished movies with your actors and share reactions? Do you know any actors who never watch what they've filmed?

And when you aren't jerking off to your own image, do you ever jerk off to scenes you've directed?

Yeah, some guys have told me they do if it was a really hot scene. Dean Monroe told me that he often jerks off to the scene I directed with him, John Magnum and Devin Draz. I wank off to that one, too... it's hot.

Iv'e never watched a movie with a star, but I do honestly watch my own movies... but for whatever reason I can't get off on them until they're about 4-5 years old. Before that I spend too much time remembering shooting it.