Ask The Pornographer - 2016 Edition

[Telstra]

Re: Ask The Pornogrpaher - 2016 Edition

I keep forgetting that you're bonkers.

That makes me laugh lol
Bonkers because you lost the argument.

 

[Soilwork]

Re: Ask The Pornogrpaher - 2016 Edition

That makes me laugh lol
Bonkers because you lost the argument.

no, bonkers because your sentence doesn't even make sense. And you don't know that. Because you're bonkers.

It's not just the double negative. It's that you just said you only watch dialogue in porn if they're reading the news at the same time which means you think the news is a porn movie.

 

[LittleDove]

Are there "bloopers" in porn?

 

[Soilwork]

Are there "bloopers" in porn?

For sure.

I have a rule about out-takes. If it doesn't embarrass the performer or make him look bad... I'll post it. If it's someone farting or saying something stupid or falling down... I don't post it. If it makes the performer look good or cool or funny or casts him in a positive light AND it's funny... I'll post it.

I would never ever betray the trust of my performers and making them look bad or embarrassing them in public is a line I'll never cross.

If I'm EVER on the fence about a clip, I'll send it to the performer and ask them if I can put it out.

 

[LittleDove]

I was thinking of some real-world incidents when I asked -- like not paying attention to how close to the side of the bed I was, and whacking my head on the bedside table. Or having the dog spot a squirrel while we were in the middle of things and come running in to jump on the bed, and from there to jump out the window.

Do you ever see things by other people, whether an individual scene or an entire production, that you find yourself wishing to some degree that you'd done it? Sort of like an author might wish he'd written a book that someone else did?

 

[star-warrior]

Will you consider glow in the dark condoms and make a light sabre cock fight scene in your soon to cum parody of StarWars?

 

[Soilwork]

I was thinking of some real-world incidents when I asked -- like not paying attention to how close to the side of the bed I was, and whacking my head on the bedside table. Or having the dog spot a squirrel while we were in the middle of things and come running in to jump on the bed, and from there to jump out the window.

Do you ever see things by other people, whether an individual scene or an entire production, that you find yourself wishing to some degree that you'd done it? Sort of like an author might wish he'd written a book that someone else did?

Not really... I love Joe Gage movies and watch them all the time. I think most of what I do is "techniclally better" in that I like the camera work more from my crew and I'm really good at lighting a scene... But that's not his style and I love his movies. So I'd rather just watch his stuff and get off to it. There are some performers I wish I could work with who I think are wasted on other sites.

 

[Soilwork]

Will you consider glow in the dark condoms and make a light sabre cock fight scene in your soon to cum parody of StarWars?

I mean... Even if I did direct parodies like that (my new movie is being called a parody but it's really more of a political satire), a Star Wars parody has been done.

I think a short glowing dick clip would be hot if it was done right.

 

[vacancy3]

Where did you meet your husband?

 

[Soilwork]

Where did you meet your husband?

Back in 1992 when I was 23 I was working as a waiter in a bar in Toronto. He ordered a beer from me.

 

[vacancy3]

Back in 1992 when I was 23 I was working as a waiter in a bar in Toronto. He ordered a beer from me.

Sounds like an interesting start to a certain type of adult feature...hmmmm!

Has he ever visited your shoots with you to see you in action mode?

 

[Soilwork]

Sounds like an interesting start to a certain type of adult feature...hmmmm!

Has he ever visited your shoots with you to see you in action mode?

not exactly. He's an architect so he has a pretty busy work schedule and doesn't have time to visit me at work and I'm too busy to have guests (I also have a very hardcore closed-set policy... no guests at all). But one time a few years ago when I was working at Cocksure Men, I had to hire him as a day worker to be crew.

 

[vacancy3]

Sweet...I you ever need help cleaning up cum....I'm your man. I need a new job anyway

 

[PalacePaul]

It's a weird question, but I'm this nerd...
Most professions have specific words or expressions to refer to what they do. Do you have any of those in porn? Can you give an example?

 

[Soilwork]

It's a weird question, but I'm this nerd...
Most professions have specific words or expressions to refer to what they do. Do you have any of those in porn? Can you give an example?

Yes... "Boning up" is "getting your dick hard."

"Flip" is when both partners top and bottom.

"Touch up" is when the bottom thinks he might need to do some extra clean out.

"Code Brown" is when we have a shit stain on a sheet.

"Clean Up on aisle 6" is when there's no stain but the top sees some... residue. (your "6" is your butt in military speak)

"suit up" means "put on a condom."

"stop sucking like a Czech boy" means "stop looking like you're trying not to touch the dick while you're sucking it."

"head to head" means "frame your shot with the face in one corner and the dick in the opposite corner."

"schlong it" means "fill your frame with a dick."

 

[vacancy3]

Awesome... .

 

[jbrown329]

"Clean Up on aisle 6"

 

[Soilwork]

"Clean Up on aisle 6"

Glad you like that, I came up with it.

but apparently many other studios now use it.

 

[HornyJock]

Hey Soilwork, did you directed "Arcade on Route 9"?
The Father/Son scene is one of my top 5 favorite porn movie scenes.
The acting is brilliant and the actors are so hot.

 

[Soilwork]

Hey Soilwork, did you directed "Arcade on Route 9"?
The Father/Son scene is one of my top 5 favorite porn movie scenes.
The acting is brilliant and the actors are so hot.

That was actually directed by my friend and idol Joe Gage. I agree that's quite possibly the hottest scene in gay porn history.