Ask the Pornographer (Mark III)

[versatastic]

There's a dildo factory in my back yard and they dont' like the smell of the silicone curing.

So they're all up in the front yard. But what I've done is decided to just attract butterflies and hummingbirds so I don't drop seed at all.

(I'm not kidding about the dildo factory. the guy who occupies the house on my back lot is a sculptor who works making sex toys.)

Do you know how to get rid of that nasty Dildo smell? I have a cyberskin one that doesn't stink, but I recently bought a docjohnson one that's absolutely horrid. The smell even stuck to my bed sheets.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Buy an OXballs one.

Once they're cured, the silicone is inert and will not yellow, fade, soften or take on any smell. They're also easier to clean.

 

[DeafFoxDemon]

How long do it take to shoot one porn movies?

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

How long do it take to shoot one porn movies?

How long is a piece of rope?

There's no answer. Some are shot in one continuous take.

Some are done in a few hours.

Some take days.

 

[Jersey Domino]

How do you feel about cats?

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

How do you feel about cats?

I'm a dog person but I do like cats so long as they're friendly cats and not those ones that hide every time company comes by.

They shed a lot and I really don't like fur.

But I had cats when I was young so I still like them a bit. But i'm a dog person.

 

[Jory]

So will you be one of the Judges at Mr LA Gay Biker at Pistons?


Also since your a dog person what do you think of my dog?

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

So will you be one of the Judges at Mr LA Gay Biker at Pistons?


Also since your a dog person what do you think of my dog?

I haven't been asked... I would.

I didn't know you had one.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

If you could play any character in the Harry Potter movies (even if someone already currently plays them) who would you want to play and why?

Hard to say.

I'd either want to be an aureur or maybe Mr. Olivander.

Of the guy who gets to help the Romanian Quidich Team get dressed.

 

[Jory]

I haven't been asked... I would.

I didn't know you had one.

 

[Jory]

How many houses did you two look at?

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

How many houses did you two look at?

One.

Seriously. When we found it, we knew it was perfect and not to bother looking any further.

 

[rajbolt]

Sorry if this was asked before, as I'm sure it was, but:


How many of the "straight" guys in gay porn from your experience are actually straight? Pretend those categories have any validity to them.

 

[Jory]

One.

Seriously. When we found it, we knew it was perfect and not to bother looking any further.

I believe that

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

How many of the "straight" guys in gay porn from your experience are actually straight? Pretend those categories have any validity to them.

About half.

I talked about that in my interview with Cody Cummings for my website.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

I thought we'd already established that I was out of the asylum. But I was kinda expecting them to follow me here.

 

[Jory]

I thought we'd already established that I was out of the asylum. But I was kinda expecting them to follow me here.

But I was here before you explain that

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Have you ever stopped a shoot because it just wansn't "working" between two models?

And is there anything you do to enhance chemistry or do you just hope it is natural?

I mean.. you have to pay the models anyway so you can't just.. stop the shoot.

but there have been times when I've told guys to stop... give them a pep talk and then start again. Today I directed a scene with two guys.. one was straight but the gay one is one of my favorite porn actors ever (I'll tell you more about that when it gets released) and I had to really pull a performance out of the straight one who didn't really get that "sex can be funny" dynamic.

We just sat around telling bad jokes for a bit. Hey, it worked.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

I suppose the majority of people watching porn aren't looking for on screen chemistry anyway, so if you've got the models and you're putting out the money...

No no they do look for chemistry. They want to see two guys enjoying each other's company.. seeing two guys who are into it is so much better than seeing dull sex between two men who have no attraction or even friendship.

I think the atmosphere of a set helps. I feel like a site like CorbinFisher.com is very rigid, the models appear to be sorta terrified of "Corbin" and when his other cameramen/directors are doing the scene the guys are much more relaxed. Anything you can shed light on there?

Some people are good at creating that atmosphere. Jake is brilliant at it. He's so great at making people feel 100% comfortable with him and their surroundings.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

What was the most amazing thing you've seen an anus do? (It has to be live; xtube doesn't count).