Ask the Pornographer (Mark III)

[Rex]

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

No.

But he seems to show up all the time anyway.

I generally don't play along.

 

[belamy]

Of course I'm proud of many of my accomplishments. Why shouldn't I be?

I didn't mean necessarily YOUR accomplishments but, in any case, could you be more specific about what exactly do you feel proud of?

 

[Lukeee]

Strawberry & Kiwi or Peach?

If you had hair (you don't, do you?) what colour would it be?

Do you prefer buttons or zips?

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Strawberry & Kiwi or Peach?

Ok, that's an abstract question. In what way?

If you had hair (you don't, do you?) what colour would it be?

My hair is a very cold brown, almost a mousy grey.

Do you prefer buttons or zips?

On what? Jeans I prefer buttons. Jackets I like zippers.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Wolverine. Sarbetooth doesn't look like he would have good breath.

Nothing can beat adamantium toothpicks.

 

[Lukeee]

Strawberry & Kiwi or Peach?

Ok, that's an abstract question. In what way?

Flavoured water. (I have both on my desk and I don't know which to drink...)


Do you prefer buttons or zips?

On what? Jeans I prefer buttons. Jackets I like zippers.

Me too... I like small buttons though, big ones annoy me.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Iced Coffee

or

Hot coffee


Tea, generally. Never Iced Coffee.

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What's your favorite book?

Hard to say. I love the Harry Potter series. But I read a lot.

Who's your favorite author?

JK Rowling, I guess. although honestly, she's only got that one series of books.

 

[sexytime]

jasun i've seen u post here b4 about porn but i'm not always on here so i don't know exactly what it is u do

do u have ur own porn company? r u a director? what do u do?

sorry 4 my ignorance on this but u peaked my curiousity

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Flavoured water. (I have both on my desk and I don't know which to drink...)

Oh. Then neither. I always thought that "flavoured water" was just another word for "watered down soft drink" and I've never been much for sweet flavours in anything anyway.

But I do like all three of those fruits if I'm going to have fruit.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

jasun i've seen u post here b4 about porn but i'm not always on here so i don't know exactly what it is u do

do u have ur own porn company? r u a director? what do u do?

sorry 4 my ignorance on this but u peaked my curiousity

I work in marketing and production for Jake Cruise.

 

[sexytime]

production for Jake Cruise

gotcha - does this mean u direct or r u one of the crew?

r u interested in graduating 2 mainstream movies sumtime?

 

[jayxx2]

some may consider this a redundant question, but have you encountered any type of 'casting-couch' scenario in the porn industry? every once in a while a story pops out about main-stream movie producers/directors/agents taking advantage of an up-and-comer (no pun intended). is there anything similar in your experience?

umm... no sarcastic or insult-related innuendos intended.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

gotcha - does this mean u direct or r u one of the crew?

It means I'm VP of marketing. I'm the one who comes up with the campaigns and ads and banners and makes sure that promoters have what they need to sell the site. And yes, I occasionally help shoot the movies.

r u interested in graduating 2 mainstream movies sumtime?

Fuck, no.

 

[jayxx2]

dam... i wrote a nice non-sarcastic sounding question but i just lost it to a crash...

oh well. in brief: i've heard of main-stream directors/producers/agents, taking advantage of up and comers (no pun intended) via the 'casting-couch'. is there anything similar in the porn industry? have you heard of any stories as such?

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

some may consider this a redundant question, but have you encountered any type of 'casting-couch' scenario in the porn industry?

No. Never.

every once in a while a story pops out about main-stream movie producers/directors/agents taking advantage of an up-and-comer (no pun intended). is there anything similar in your experience?

Oddly enough, no. I mean.. I hear rumors but never anything I know enough about them form an opinion. I've certainly never seen anything like that myself.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

IHave you ever worked on a set that has had to come to a screeching hault because somthing just too god damn funny just happened???

Daily.

Or same question but disgusting instead of funny?

Daily.

 

[Lukeee]

Do you prefer hugs or kisses?

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

an example would be......?

and i dont want any i spilled coffee on some paper stuff, i want funny and/or nasty things.

you're going to hate this answer.

In an effort not to embarrass any talent I don't want to really talk about it. But we've had guys literally gag on dick and barf, we've had lots of farts, we've had people fall off beds and people spill whole bottles of lube.

 

[Lukeee]

you're going to hate this answer.

In an effort not to embarrass any talent I don't want to really talk about it. But we've had guys literally gag on dick and barf, we've had lots of farts, we've had people fall off beds and people spill whole bottles of lube.

When stuff like the barfing on the dick happens do you just clean up and get on with it or do you just forget about doing that movie?