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Awkward Father Sex Talk

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Anyone else had the extremely awkward and uncomfortable sex talk with your father about how great sex with women is? I remember having this conversation when I was 16 (20 now). My brother found gay porn history in the computer which he then told my parents (I know great brother :mad: )and my dad waited for me after school to talk to me about how great sex with a woman, specifically my mother, was and how wrong gay sex is, etc. :cry: Yeah I want to erase it from my memory. lol
 
You should totally screw with him and say his 'talk' is what made you really and truly GAY... because you can't imagine having sex with a woman without thinking about your mother.

Reverse mind-fuck. ;)
 
Didn't happen to me either, although I think at least my mom likes to pretend I'll still marry a woman and have grandkids for her... #-o
 
Went to an after school deal with my dad and my buddy and his dad.. we were both 12.. it was a middle school deal, supposed to show fathers and sons about 'sex'.. very tame..

Hell I don't even remember what the film was about.. My dad took us for ice cream after..
I asked him a question he said 'wel will talk about it when we get home'.
So we got home, I went to bed and he came down..

He was trying to explain to me about the sex thing.
He started off by telling me about wet dreams.. hell I've never had one, still have never had one..
But I'd been jacking off since I was 11.
I'd been crushing on boys since I was 10..
He never knew about any of that of course.

Anyway, all he could talk about was how boys ejaculate during the night during dreams.
He did his best of course..
It was his duty I suppose.. but he did not know that his little boy was attracted to guys.
I suppose he did it has is father had done to him.... I don't know, but that is my guess.
 
BearBoi said:
You should totally screw with him and say his 'talk' is what made you really and truly GAY... because you can't imagine having sex with a woman without thinking about your mother.

Reverse mind-fuck. ;)
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I like that idea ..|
 
Never had the talk about sex with girls - certainly not about sex with boys either !! that was not an option.

I had fish and they had babies - and I would bend Dad's ear about HOW they had the babies - and whether they were egg layers or live-bearers. I showed him how to tell the difference between the boy and girl livebearers and showed him that the boys have a "gonopodium" and they stick in in "here" to fertilize the eggs , then 30 days later the babies (fry) are born.

then I'd bend his ear some more on the different processes the various egg laying species go thru -- including how they "release" the sperm and it sinks down over the eggs, etc -- and which ones spawn in groups and which ones pair off and take care of their eggs and babies (and don't eat them)

so.....when he had the guys over for card games -- he would tell them -- hey - ask him about how his fish make babies -- and they would - and i would explain it all over again (i was like 12-14) -- and after my little lecture was all over - Dad would - say -- see...he knows.... and that was all there was to that !!
 
My dad imparted the only advice he could:

Use a condom and don't do it with anyone you don't trust.
 
I can relate to what tonyboy posted above in that my Dad awkwardly did the best he could because, I guess, he viewed as his parental duty to his son. By that time I knew I was gay, I was boy crushing and already jackin' off. Awkward for him, wasted on me.
 
Your brother is an ass to be honest. I would be PISSED if mine pulled shit like that. Ridiculous. On this topic though, my dad found my gay porn because I accidentally left my account logged into. This happened 4 awkward days ago. I'm not kicked out of the house though, which is good!
 
No talk here. In fact, my dad and I didn't talk about the weather let alone sex.
 
I never really had much of a talk about sex with my dad. But I do know he's against Gay.

Even so, it doesn't change my opinion on guys. So an awkward talk never really did it for me.
 
not with my parents. hell no there not finding out.

i did had an awkward discussion with my brother who knows. he started talking about how great sex is with girls and i sead i know, ive done that too.

i always seem to have to like a guy first before moving up to the sex, for me i thinks its more of an emotional thing.
 
The only "talk" I had with my dad like that was a few years back when I told him I was gay and yes he said just wait until you try it with a girl it is great etc. I didn't enjoy that talk very much. :p
 
I grew up in the country. The bull did it, the cockerel did it, even my pet mice did it. I knew the score from an early age.

As for my father, mercifully he never said a word on the subject.
 
I had already fucked a couple of girls by the time my old man found out so he just told me that I needed psychiatric help. Needless to say, that didn't go down to well.
 
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