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[slipintothefog]

Thanks for alerting me to her blog. I need Jun and Courtney (Survivor) to blog bitchily about every episode of BB and Survivor from now on.

I love this bitch. Personality-wise she's like BB's version of Sandra.

Also she correctly pegged Shane as a flamer even before the show started. *insert Snooki gif here*

 

[Sgt Pepper]

I'm thinking about this and barring and unforeseeable event of Ian turning on him, I think Dan is pretty much a lock for at least the final three. If Shane wins the final HOH that means both the potential voters Danielle and Ian have F2 deals with Dan. If he wins HOH he's obviously safe. If Dani wins HOH the votes will come down to Shane or Ian and I don't see either of them working with each other over Dan.

Yes and this is where predicting Dani's chances get tricky. Because like you, I've always believed she was a F2 lock. But that's only if she gets past F4 where she could EASILY be evicted.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Shane said this last night to Dan and Dani: "Don't put a Marcellas on me. You know, if I don't use the veto."

Come on Dan. Make it happen!

 

[Adrock-JD]

and if Shane doesn't use the veto on himself he deserves to be evicted. Hard.

Dan doesn't seem to think he has enough votes in the jury or he's just telling Danielle that to make her keep him if she's in that position.

Come on, Ian, Shane, Danielle, Jenn wake up and smell the coffee. This is your chance to win the game, or lose it.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Yeah if Ian/Shane/Jenn had any sense, they'd work together this week and get Dan out. Shane vetoes himself, Ian puts Dan up, Shane votes out Dan, and Ian breaks the tie. But that would require all three of them to 1) Suddenly figure everything out and 2) Work together. And that's not happening.

 

[falconfan]

Jenn is just dropping the ball hard core. All she needs to do is tell Ian that her Dan and Dani have had a F3 alliance for three weeks but instead she's going to sit around and let Dan and Dani tell her that they're going to stop Shane from using the veto on himself.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Jenn is just dropping the ball hard core. All she needs to do is tell Ian that her Dan and Dani have had a F3 alliance for three weeks but instead she's going to sit around and let Dan and Dani tell her that they're going to stop Shane from using the veto on himself.

Shane and Jenn could totally talk and have a Janelle/Erika moment...but they won't cuz they're idiots.

 

[roadtripboy]

I don't understand why these folks are letting Dan tell them what to do. It's in ALL their best interests for Dan to go.

I would have thought Ian was smart enough to get it, but I guess not.

And I just don't like the way he bullies everybody.

 

[Lostlover]

Jenn: "I'm totally mad at Dan. Shane should have went [sic] out there door."

She's stupid and she's a floater. And obviously she forgot that she's in the game too. She could have won the HoH instead of talking about people who won it not making the decisions she wants.

 

[Wcw10891]

its so funny watching a show like this when we see everything, we see dan playing everyone but in the house no one sees it. and this is what makes dan a great player, got multiple different allainces, and covers his tracks excellently, he wants ian out but tells him its to cover the alliance, when he really wants him out, and then ian wins veto and dan is like "see knew u would win it lol"

so annoyed at this episode, shane going in the double evict would have been a great move, cause then no one could really compete for comps except for dan and dani and with ian not able to play, it would be a great chance getting him out, leaving dan dani and jenn final 3. but dan for some reason listened to danielle. idk why. and got out joe which was a waste. both double evictions have been the same, a strong player goes out (Mike, Frank) in the beginning, and then an expendable person, goes home and someone just wasted an hoh (Ashley and Frank).

im not too big a fan of bb13, but there double eviction episode was good, cause dani went home, and then King Jeff got ousted which no one saw coming.

 

[RRUGER]

guys its not going to happen ian and jenn and shane dont get it

i mean look at it..the cast was quite l.ikeable this year buit we have idiots inn the houise.

i kew dan was going to play the fuc out this people when these fools decided to KEEP FRANK over kara... REALLLYYYY??and they did it again and again and considered it again what the fuc.. FFOOOLss

shane cute but idiot
jenn non factor
ian too cocky and smartt so he is missing some things he could have picked uop
danelle selfish selfish..thinks shes playing a GREAT GAME

DAN...i dont like him this year but he deserves the win

 

[Sgt Pepper]

So apparently Shane won a luxury prize (along with the POV) allowing him and Danielle to leave the house for a few hours and meet some Olympic athletes who I'm sure had NO IDEA who these two losers were, but of course Danielle claimed they did.

In fact, expect this story to reach epic exaggerated proportions by Tuesday as of Danielle's retelling. That's just how she rolls.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

As for game, there doesn't seem to be any move to get Shane to not use the POV. So Dani will go up and Jenn goes out on...Wednesday I guess? I'm not sure how they're doing this. If there's an eviction on Wednesday, does that mean no eviction on Thursday? They can't possibly crown a new HOH, do nominations and POV in time for Thursday unless they do yet another FF right?

I don't believe the conspiracy theories about saving Frank (because as falconfan pointed out, no one behind the scenes really gives a raw fuck about any of these people) but I do think production made things more difficult for themselves. They could've prevented all this rushed end game if they hadn't canceled that eviction. But maybe falconfan has some production insight into why that wouldn't have been possible? I mean, wouldn't it have been better for them not to have THREE double evictions in a season?

 

[falconfan]

As for game, there doesn't seem to be any move to get Shane to not use the POV. So Dani will go up and Jenn goes out on...Wednesday I guess? I'm not sure how they're doing this. If there's an eviction on Wednesday, does that mean no eviction on Thursday? They can't possibly crown a new HOH, do nominations and POV in time for Thursday unless they do yet another FF right?

I don't believe the conspiracy theories about saving Frank (because as falconfan pointed out, no one behind the scenes really gives a raw fuck about any of these people) but I do think production made things more difficult for themselves. They could've prevented all this rushed end game if they hadn't canceled that eviction. But maybe falconfan has some production insight into why that wouldn't have been possible? I mean, wouldn't it have been better for them not to have THREE double evictions in a season?

Ummm have you been paying attention to the feeds? It's like watching paint dry. Towards the end things grin to a halt. Keeping more players early bred a bunch of interesting story and new dynamics. Not to mention, as I said prior, what if someone else medevaced or self ejected? They what cancel two double evictions? They'd have no option as the first non-evict week would've been long gone.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

That's true. I mean even with my limited knowledge of reality show production, I realize this show must be very unwieldy and present its own particular challenges because it's done week to week with live episodes included. I guess this season, the all-time high of stupid twists and multiple double evictions has made the whole show feel even more rag tag and shaggier than ever before.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Oh one more game note. I don't know what's going to happen during F4 (FF or not) but I think Dan's a lock for F3 regardless of the F4 event. Since Ian can't play for F4 HOH, these are the only ways it can go down:

1) Dan wins F4 HOH thereby making it to F3.
2) Shane wins F4 HOH and if Danielle/Ian are the sole vote, they vote each other out, thereby taking Dan to F3.
3) Danielle wins F4 HOH and if Shane/Ian are the sole vote, they vote each other out, thereby taking Dan to F3.

Beyond F3 though, I can't predict for Dan. Because other than Danielle winning that Final HOH, I can't believe Ian or Shane at that moment with the money within their grasp could possibly be stupid enough to actually take Dan to the F2. Right? RIGHT?

 

[Adrock-JD]

 

[joesman]

It really has come to the point that I am seething inside and want that look on Dan's face when they vote him out and let him go home to Chelsea and sit and watch his manic play during the doubles. This might not/ possibly will not happen because, like all seasons before, some people can't see the forest for the trees. Then again I am out here watching and not playing but red flags would have been flying for me everywhere when Dan came to Shane wanting Ian out and ti Ian wanting Shane out, and to dani wanting either of them out. Dani is such a follower she has never been anywhere but up Dan's ass.

Dan is something of a pervert. His laugh and giggles when the guys are talking about Kara (broad A as Julie pronounces it). He actually leads people into talking about it. When he heard that JoJo may have screwed Willie, talked Joe into 'rubbing one off' and asked Shane to make out with her (his reply that he doesn't make out with girls who smoke) and that JoJo made moaning sounds like she was getting herself off - this all from Ian and Shane who were in the room with her. Dan was almost rubbing one off just listening - 'you're kidding she really did that?' If Chelsea is watching I bet she has a few questions about Dan and the girls and his familiarity with them.

There is something priest like about Dan being a Catholic High School teacher and playing a lying, sneaky, cheating, double dealing, back handed game all the while saying it is for him and his family as if that makes all those sins OK to do for everyone to see. Just reeks.

 

[Adrock-JD]

Shane used PoV on himself. Ian nominated Danielle in his place.

Schedule for rest of season
9/11: Taped eviction. Feeds will be down. Leaving Final 4
9/12: Taped eviction airs on tv
9/13: Another Live Eviction. Leaving the Final 3. The first part of the Final HoH begins (Endurance)
9/15: Part 2 of the Final HoH begins. (2 losers from First part compete)
9/16: Show as scheduled
9/19: The Finale! Final part of the HoH plays out live! (Winner from part 1 & 2 face off) Winner picks who goes to the Final 2 with.

 

[ddrock]

Love him or hate him, Dan has played one hell of a game. He has got these people protecting him more than they are protecting themselves.

But for the life of me Jenn shouldve tried harder to be safe this week. She shouldve told Ian EVERYTHING. I mean everything from Dan ratting out the alliance to Frank, him and Dani fake fighting the week of that "funeral", Dan wanting to send Ian home on DE night, and his final 2 and 3 deals with the rest of the house. Between her, Shane, and Ian comparing notes they couldve figured evrything out.

I remember Boogie plainly telling Ian "This is BB. You can bounce checks!" This week wouldve been the perfect one to bounce that check he wrote Dan (or in reality, the one's he's currently writing Dan).