Spoiler Alert! Big Brother 18

[joesman]

Victor was the first one to say that Nat should go because she almost won the HoH comp.

 

[joesman]

I kinda hope Corey wins. It would be like Jordan winning when she had done nothing. Besides he is an amiable guy and deserves it as much as either of the other fuck ups.

 

[Silverfuck]

At this point I'm ok if corey wins just for this.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

I despise Lauren Alaina so much that if she's in the F2 with Corey, it may be the first time I root for a boring bland alpha guy over a girl. But I would get no joy from Corey winning just like I didn't get any from this:

 

[joesman]

Corey, the sought after [video]http://bbmennudeenjoy.tumblr.com/page/5[/video]

 

[slipintothefog]

It's still so bizarre to me that they're going through with this fall All Access season. Like, the summer seasons are already too fucking long in recent years and I'm feeling burnt out by Big Brother right now as it is.

 

[Silverfuck]

I know for the first time in years I think I'm planning on skipping it.

 

[joesman]

I am in no way subscribing to CBS all Access or any other major networks all access. Fuck that.

 

[joesman]

Corey is HoH. Tuesday a new veto comp and eviction followed by another eviction on Wednesday. Because of football BB CBS have changed their schedule from Wed./Thurs. To Tues./Wed. With 2 evictions coming in the following week it means we will be down to three. Who will it be? This first eviction will be either James/Victor/Paul.

OH gee golly whoopee. Jeff finally got his dick into Jordan and she is pregs with a little boy whose name they cannot agree on. They got married after she found out she was prego. She is about to pop. He got into her in Mexico (ssh don't tell Trump) and they married soon after at a civil ceremony. She's still as daft as ever and he is just plain Braindead (a great CBS show that is finaleing this Sunday).

 

[slipintothefog]

I really don't like that Da'vonne is begrudgingly complimenting Nicole in the jury segments. I feel like whoever Da'vonne wants to win on finale night will be the way a lot of the jurors will vote. I also think Meech sharing that Paul called her a cunt sunk him in such a pro-girl power jury.

I can just imagine Nicole trying to give a jury speech about how she "hung in there will all of these big guys" and spinning her survival to the end in a pro-women slant when really, she's the reason most of the women got evicted.

Also, Zakiyah crawling back up Paulie's ass...

 

[joesman]

Obviously Dae doesn't like that Zak & Paulie are doing it, doing it, doing it.

I was kind of glad that Dae mentioned that maybe Nic is playing the game, and she is. She is now the last woman standing and if she makes the finale she might wrap a win. Julie thinks Victor is unstoppable and he might be if Nic and Corey keep he and Paul around. Since Paul did call Meech a f--k--g c--t I am glad she shared the info with the others. Things like that should not be over looked like Victor calling James a short Asian fuck.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Also, Zakiyah crawling back up Paulie's ass...

Called it:

Please. She'll be under him in five minutes.

Also, I despise Nicole and want her to lose (yes even to Corey) but it's hard to feel sorry for any of these chicks. The fact is Natalie and Meech were co-HOH and were in a PRIME position to strike first and out up Nicorey. But instead they BOTH let Nicorey slip by and went after the two guys who they had an alliance with. The girls just played dumb this season and the fact that Nicole has played the best of all the women is just depressing.

 

[joesman]

Final 4 will be Nicorey and James either or Vic/Paul. Paul and Vic are nominated.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Unless James wins the veto and uses it on Paul or Victor thereby forcing Corey to nominate Nicole...oh who am I kidding? You're right.

 

[joesman]

Sorry Sgt Pepper. Nicole won veto.

 

[slipintothefog]

This season has really made me long for Vanessa's paranoid crack faces, Becky being a basic bitch, and the twins whining "STEEE-VUHHH." In general since BB11 the odd-numbered seasons have all been watchable and/or interesting while the even-numbered seasons have been dumpster fires.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Co-sign slip. Vanessa may have been a basket case at times but by the end I was rooting hard for her to win the final HOH over Steve and she would have been a far worthier female winner than Rachel, Jordan* or Nicole (IF she can actually pull it out this season, which I still doubt she can).


*though I've come around to thinking that Jordan is a teensy bit underrated as a winner/player.

Sorry Sgt Pepper. Nicole won veto.

 

[joesman]

Victor is gone. Paul is HoH. Should be interesting from here.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

FUCK YES

Paul won the F4 HOH AND the Final 4 POV and Nicole & Corey are on the block guaranteeing that one of them goes home! Naturally James is the sole vote to evict. I'm genuinely torn about who I want James to evict. I mean logically they should evict Corey since he's won more comps and has no enemies on the jury. But personally I'd love to see Nicole get the boot as comeuppance for her anti-girl gameplay all season. Either way though the next eviction will be satisfying and Paul is now 2 comps away from winning this whole thing (which...the way this season has see-sawed between awesome and depressing, probably means the F2 will be James and half of Nicorey)

 

[joesman]

Corey is going. Paul told all of them that Corey is too much of a competitor. He and Corey had a great conversation when Paul told him. Corey is such a nice even tempered dude.

A big disappointment this season was that no one was really blindsided. They were all told before their eviction.