Blackbeltninja's Thread of Embarrassing Illnesses

[Ninja108]

I had a corn kernal in my ear as a child due to a bet I could put it in and get it out.
Turns out I couldn't. I had to go to the ER so they could extract it with a suction tube.

 

[ChickenGuy]

Don't know if this qualifies as an 'illness' but it was certainly embarrassing....


One winter time, when I was 21, I noticed that my hands started becoming an odd white colour and my veins were showing up much clearer than usual.

My mother noticed this as well, and so after a few days took me to the clinic for a check up. I remember one of the receptionists making a grimace when my mother showed her my hands - they had become very pale and off-colour, and my veins were as dark as anything.

The GP looked at them, and commented that the only thing like it that he'd seen were in patients with congenital heart problems.

Samples of my blood were taken, and I was given an ECG (electrocardiogram) where they attach these wires and sensors on your chest. All of these tests came back normal, and they didn't seem to know what the ailment was.

But there was no sign of it getting better - in fact, it was getting worse, and seemed to be gradually appearing on my arms and legs.

I, being the neurotic personality that I am, was worrying terribly and dwelling incessantly on this whole affair. My mother fussed over me and I was wrapped in warm clothing and given soup and told to rest.

About two weeks into this whole saga, I left some of my used clothes out for washing. and later that day, my mother noticed something, put two and two together, and the cause of my condition was revealed.

What my mother noticed was my white T-shirt, stained dark on the back. Stained with what appeared to be black dye. She remembered something that she'd just newly bought that was jet black - the sheet on my bed.

It was only black dye on my hands and arms and legs. It had been rubbing into my skin while I slept.

The entire thing had been one completely massive false alarm.

And in an instant, it was a relief.

And it became a rather silly episode that only involved me, my mother, the health clinic, receptionists, nurses, a GP, blood tests, and a full heart examination.

 

[Corny]

I once had something similar. Posted about it here:

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6492515&postcount=4

but it wasn't due to bacteria .. it just "happened". Wasn't really embarrassing though. My doc is a very cool guy

 

[freefall]

When I was 15, a nasty painful furuncle grew on my left upper tight. It healed completely in two weeks---only for me to have another one growing...on the bottom cheeks ==" For the whole year, furuncle attacks became a part of my day...all on the bottom

Now I don't have a good ass to show anyone

Oh lord.

I've had that exact same thing (without the swelling) three separate times; one of those times for over 8 months. The last time I got it it was so painful I had to get a prescription for Percocet. Mind you, I have quite a low pain tolerance, so that probably plays a bit of a role.

Are you sure you didn't get kicked on the ball while you were high on, IDK, boozes or weed? ^^V

 

[Lefty]

Chicken Guy...........

Your mum bought you black sheets to begin with?

Or did they get that way from your intimate association?

Showers needed before bed if the latter or someone best

talk to Martha Stewart about home decor if the former.

 

[blackbeltninja]

Bump - it's been a week; I'm all back to my unimpressively average pre-illness size. Just as well, though, since it is Date Night.

Anyone else been ill enough and want to put us all off our lunches with gory details? Over to you.

-d-

 

[freefall]

^Can I massage your balls now?

 

[blackbeltninja]

^Sure, go for it!

-d-

 

[rotary]

Ouch! I've had painful blue balls for a couple days but no swelling.

A few years ago I squeezed this out of my leg. I have a cameo in Alien 5

 

[Lefty]

Rotary,

A picture of the BLUE BALLS might prove interesting.


The squeezure result photos were (IMHO) just T.M.I.

 

[rareboy]

Ninja.

Pics.

Or it didn't happen.


Probably poison ivy on my balls is the closest I come.

Never garden without gloves and then hold your dick when you have a piss outside.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Ninja.

Pics.

Or it didn't happen.


Probably poison ivy on my balls is the closest I come.

Never garden without gloves and then hold your dick when you have a piss outside.

Been there. Wasn't fun.

 

[The_Bennu_Bird]

Right there with both of you with the poison ivy on the junk, not at all fun, but the swelling was impressive. =)

 

[On The Edge]

i have a problem with eczema, a common skin disorder with redness, inflammation, itchy, sometimes flaky skin. anyhoo, occasionally i'll get it in my nether-regions and it looks like a weird STD. anyway, it's not, and it's not contagious either. but it's so embarrassing and keeps me from being sexually active for about a month or so, just about once a year.

Hey...I have that issue to with the eczema....irritating...when u in the mood & rather just not...incase they don't believe it's eczema lol...

 

[Deandbn]

Yeah... no, it's a lose-lose situation.

Everything does not swell, just bits of everything. In short, if I were to take a close-up picture of the immediate environment everyone would assume it was just a picture of an outie.

Having said that, I now understand what the good folks at C-in2 undies are all about.

-d-

I dont think too many people on this forum would know what an outie is. Maybe you could help them?

 

[bankside]

I dont think too many people on this forum would know what an outie is. Maybe you could help them?

I assumed it was one of the two characteristic forms of navel, the other being "innie."

 

[derelictdarrel]

Either I just get an ankling to sketch something, or when sombody nudges me a suggestion.

I can just draw decently. I don't really consider myself an 'artist'.

 

[JohnRoss53]

Hey...I have that issue to with the eczema....irritating...when u in the mood & rather just not...incase they don't believe it's eczema lol...

exactly! i feel kind of crazy sometimes, haven't heard of many people going through the issue with it on their junk.

 

[TickTockMan]

I’m not saying my most embarrassing, but this afternoon I woke up with a similar condition to black hairy tongue.

 

[geloge]

Ninja.

Pics.

Or it didn't happen.


Probably poison ivy on my balls is the closest I come.

Never garden without gloves and then hold your dick when you have a piss outside.

And wash your hand well before pissing if you had just cooked with chilly peppers