(This is not entirely serious so don't bust my balls about some of the more over the top stuff).
Blake Riley is not now nor has he EVER been a homosexual. However, I disagree with those who say that he is actually straight and never into guys. He's definitely bisexual.
At first I was totally outraged by his fucking pussy in Shifting Gears. Then I realized, if he really did like it, I have no business saying what people should or should not do sexually. Facts are this:
1. If you claim you're straight, but have had and enjoyed, a sexual encounter with a member of the same sex, you are BI. You may be a Kinsey 1, but that's still in the bisexual range.
2. Same as 1, just change straight to gay and "same" to "opposite."
Now, I am still pissed, but for a different reason. He still calls himself gay. He's NOT gay as per statement 2. Gay being defined as a Kinsey 6. He's most likely a Kinsey 5. (If you don't know the Kinsey scale go look it up yourself because I'm not explaining the whole fucking thing to you).
I'm sure a lot of guys feel the same exact way. But from all accounts I've gotten from people who know him, he's a very nice kid and very sweet. So, as opposed to earlier calls from people that he should be shunned and kicked out of the industry. Here is a simple lists of steps I hope he takes. I feel they will quell any bad feelings or residual controversy.
1. Blake, STOP SAYING YOU'RE GAY! You're BI. Just admit it. No shame in being bi, even if Kinsey 6 pure gays like myself personally have no desire to go exploring the mucus filled, yeast growing, bleeding for three days a month pussy.
2. Blake looses all rigths to say the word "Faggot." He may use "queen" or "queer" as long as he is not referring to himself as per 1.
3. He may only fly the rainbow flag on the anniversary of Stonewall or in the event of prop 8 being overturned. The Bi's have their own flag. (Look this up to for yourselves).
4. He must take down the "I kissed a girl" music video on his myspace page. After making all this debate and confussion about what a persons sexuality means, we don't need bi-curious-lesbianic-activity-as-the-result-of-over-indulging-in-alcohol added to the mix.
and finally
5. Do something with the FUCKING SIDEBURNS!
And then all will be right with the world.