marvtha
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marvtha about spit up my mimosa this morning when i read the invititation i recieved in the mail!
it was an invite to the bequile's boys house for turkey day!
junior sr., junior jr., and TIMBER Bequile, as some of you already know, has fooled ol' marvs with their 'parlor tricks' at one time or another!
my old boyfriend junior jr. promised me a 'pearl necklace' a few months back.
marvtha was expectin' some shiny jewelry but instead.... he just shot his 'sex spit' all over marvtha's neck!!!!!
marvtha was still picking pieces of his nut sac out from underneath the buckle of my sandals days later!!!
his daddy....... junior sr. then promised me a 'golden shower.'
stupid me was looking forward to some fancy party thrown just in my honor!
instead the bastard emptied his bladder on my new party dress.........PISS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
marvtha proceeded to rip his little pee pee clear off his body!
then the youngest Bequile........ big junior jr. or "TIMBER" as he's known said he'd introduce me to 'scat.'
marvtha thought i was going to see a concert......maybe ella fitzgerald "zee bop doo de dah"
was i ever wrong!
the 'effin sicko let loose on me with some explosive diarrhea......it was some NASTY shit!
so i stuck his big ol' pickle clean up his shit hole and rolled him out into the street!!!!
Oh, it's all documented here on JUB!
anyhoo....now the bequiles want to make amends by inviting me over to their abode for thanksgivin!
they said besides all the staples .......turkey, mashed taters,....... the boys gushed that they have this creamy sauce they have been perfecting.
their very own 'family' recipe they claim!
called bukkake or something!?!
marvtha of course a bit leary but then they gone pulled at my heartstrings saying they will really miss having a female around this holiday.
you see junior jr. and TIMBER's momma and junior sr's. wife 'TINY' died this past summer.
she exploded during a pie eatin' contest at the county fair!
her was 'ripleys' fat!!!!
they had ol' marvs cryin'...poor lonely boys!
i just may go!
momma is working all day/night thanksgiving at st. elsewhere so her won't be cookin.
the hospital will be VERY busy that day with all those cases of turkey poisoning, domestic violence at family dinners, and football injuries.
then bella is going to Dr. McCreepy's
that rules her out for cookin!
bella said her and McCreepy hit it off whilst our stay in the hospital with our own bout of poisoning thanks to QUEENIE!!!](/images/smilies/bang.gif "Brick wall ](*,)")
anyhoo..........bella said the ether smell surrounding him was 'intoxicating!"
me just thinks she wants access to his medicine supplies!
now that i think about it.........GO BELLA!!!! FREE DRUGS!
a nice home cooked meal sure sounds scrumptous though
marvtha pretty much been on a liquid diet since the poisoning!
it is my only chance at a delicious meal!!!!
i wonder about this...bukkake though?!?!
a family recipe?
the bequiles are french i believe?
"bukkake" sounds chinese or something slanty eyed!
screw it....marvtha goin,
if anything it'll be a chance to introduce baby gherkins to the Bequiles!
i'm gonna call them and say.......... set an extra plate......marvtha's comin'!!!!!
maybe i'll make my special blood puddin'!!!
i'm marvtha
it was an invite to the bequile's boys house for turkey day!
junior sr., junior jr., and TIMBER Bequile, as some of you already know, has fooled ol' marvs with their 'parlor tricks' at one time or another!
my old boyfriend junior jr. promised me a 'pearl necklace' a few months back.
marvtha was expectin' some shiny jewelry but instead.... he just shot his 'sex spit' all over marvtha's neck!!!!!
marvtha was still picking pieces of his nut sac out from underneath the buckle of my sandals days later!!!
his daddy....... junior sr. then promised me a 'golden shower.'
stupid me was looking forward to some fancy party thrown just in my honor!
instead the bastard emptied his bladder on my new party dress.........PISS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
marvtha proceeded to rip his little pee pee clear off his body!
then the youngest Bequile........ big junior jr. or "TIMBER" as he's known said he'd introduce me to 'scat.'
marvtha thought i was going to see a concert......maybe ella fitzgerald "zee bop doo de dah"
was i ever wrong!
the 'effin sicko let loose on me with some explosive diarrhea......it was some NASTY shit!
so i stuck his big ol' pickle clean up his shit hole and rolled him out into the street!!!!
Oh, it's all documented here on JUB!
anyhoo....now the bequiles want to make amends by inviting me over to their abode for thanksgivin!
they said besides all the staples .......turkey, mashed taters,....... the boys gushed that they have this creamy sauce they have been perfecting.
their very own 'family' recipe they claim!
called bukkake or something!?!
marvtha of course a bit leary but then they gone pulled at my heartstrings saying they will really miss having a female around this holiday.
you see junior jr. and TIMBER's momma and junior sr's. wife 'TINY' died this past summer.
she exploded during a pie eatin' contest at the county fair!
her was 'ripleys' fat!!!!
they had ol' marvs cryin'...poor lonely boys!
i just may go!
momma is working all day/night thanksgiving at st. elsewhere so her won't be cookin.
the hospital will be VERY busy that day with all those cases of turkey poisoning, domestic violence at family dinners, and football injuries.
then bella is going to Dr. McCreepy's
that rules her out for cookin!
bella said her and McCreepy hit it off whilst our stay in the hospital with our own bout of poisoning thanks to QUEENIE!!!
anyhoo..........bella said the ether smell surrounding him was 'intoxicating!"
me just thinks she wants access to his medicine supplies!
now that i think about it.........GO BELLA!!!!
FREE DRUGS! a nice home cooked meal sure sounds scrumptous though
marvtha pretty much been on a liquid diet since the poisoning!
it is my only chance at a delicious meal!!!!
i wonder about this...bukkake though?!?!
a family recipe?
the bequiles are french i believe?
"bukkake" sounds chinese or something slanty eyed!
screw it....marvtha goin,
if anything it'll be a chance to introduce baby gherkins to the Bequiles!
i'm gonna call them and say.......... set an extra plate......marvtha's comin'!!!!!
maybe i'll make my special blood puddin'!!!
i'm marvtha
