Business as Usual: the Suit and Tie Thread

[frankifab]

Men in Suits always turn me on . I love wearing Suit Pants from an early age ....

 

[Sniffademskidz]

These guys might be good with a Mac but what are they like on their back in the sack!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I hate ironing sweetheart but iI'll do it provided you let me keep your dirty socks and pants when you get home from the party!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Every week the CEO insists on shaving the pucker holes of every one of his interns in the company!

Once that's done he has to test drive the newly shaved hole to make sure cocks can pass in and out freely with no obstruction!

Jake hates the ordeal but he's also ambitious and is willing to stoop to any lengths- quite literally!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The practical part of the job interview is always the most enjoyable as Dutchman Braxton Boyd is finding out!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I don't care whether he's illiterate and can't string a coherent sentence together just offer him the job!

I'm in desperate need of an office cumdump and this guy ticks all the boxes!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Love the way Silver Fox is eyeing up the guy on the far left as we look at the photo!

Would like to fast forward a few hours and see Silver Daddy flooding Mr Shy Guy's shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Silly boys!

In their elation at winning a massive order for their little company they have forgotten the cardinal rule of business!

"Never sign a contract until you have read it through thoroughly!"

Article 21 subsection 4b:

"We the undersigned agree to offer our shitters up to be systematically buggered wherever and whenever the other party dictates without the presence of condom or lube!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

These pics give new meaning to the expression:

"To be in someone's pocket!"

Sexy Dan Broughton, the owner of the construction company, is completely under the control of his site manager!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This must qualify as the biggest collection of twats ever seen but if i ply "Mr. Second from the left" with plenty of booze he'll hardly notice when I rip the seat out of his trousers and flood his shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is the initiative part of the interview!

You will walk into four different rooms and are expected to react to what you see there in a tangible and physical way!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You walk into your flat and find a note:

"Happy Birthday sweetheart your present is on the verandah!"

You walk onto the verandah and find this drop dead gorgeous guy in a suit so you drop to your knees and start sucking him off!

Suddenly your eye catches sight of a plant with a "Happy Birthday" tag on it!

You look into the eyes of the guy in the suit who says:

"I'm the estate agent just here to take some measurements but please don't feel you have to stop!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So this is a pie chart indicating market share of sales!

-Fuck off mate! The only pie chart we're interested in is a CREAM PIE chart showing the number of times you've had that shitter of yours flooded by all the heads of department!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This guy has come cold calling hoping to sell me some life insurance so I invited him in and offered him a cup.of coffee with an extra ingredient!....any moment now he should fall into a deep sleep enabling me to lift his legs onto my shoulders and make the first deposit in my new insurance plan!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I'd really like to nibble your nuts!

Are they salted or dry roasted!?"