Business as Usual: the Suit and Tie Thread

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That tricky moment when Gary ( aka Bunny Leo Rex) is overheard bad mouthing his boss ( aka Adrian Swallows) and needs to "go the extra mile" to keep his job!

 

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When Rees gets an email from the guys in the HR department of the firm he has just joined informing him that he needs to attend a safeguarding training course at the weekend he little suspects that he will be learning how to safeguard his own arse!

 

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James had been going to the Kurdish barber's to have his hair cut for several years so when they asked if they could photograph him for their publicity he was more than happy to oblige!

He was slightly taken aback when they asked if they could "snap" his pucker hole as evidence of their new "pucker shaving" service but once again he was more than happy to oblige!

 

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INDUCTION DAY!

When the new intern gets an internal!

 

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I wonder if there are any vacancies in that office!

 

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This guy has just started up his own mobile sandwich business but on the first day a customer asked for ham and cheese on a white bap with extra mayonnaise!

Having forgotten to buy any mayo he simply used his loaf ( no pun intended!)

 

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"Every day we are bombarded by requests to make us go paperless in an effort to save the planet!

Jumping on the band wagon Josh has just gone one step further and advocates going trouserless!"

 

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Traumatized by two pieces of bad news in one day!

Firstly the doc tells me I'm suffering from a terminal STD and then I catch sight of my boyfriend snogging the face off one of his coworkers!

However revenge is a dish best served cold and I'll be leaving my bf a little present that he wasn't expecting!

 

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"Wear it down the aisle" by all means provided you "take it up the alley!"

 

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-I was born in Manchester Sir but I wasn't bred here!

-No but I'm about to change that!

 

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In order to ascertain whether candidates for the post were team players and had good interpersonal skills Rod insisted on interviewing job applicants in pairs!

Sometimes interviewees would hit it off so quickly that Rod was privileged to witness the exchange of bodily fluids!

 

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"Looks as if the guy in the polka dot tie is about to be polked!"

 

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Gives new meaning to the phrase "an open ended contract" when you are trying to seal a deal!

 

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It's always BLACK socks when you come for your annual appraisal with the CEO!

 

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-All ready for officer training corps at Sandhurst then boys!?

Fancy a "snifter" before dinner!?

(Hopefully i'll be sniffng something else before the night's out!)

 

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"The big hand is pointing to 10 and so is the little hand but I bet your big black cock is pointing to 12!"

 

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"Fast track promotion rules ok!"

 

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When the boss agrees to give you a few tips about tomorrow's big meeting but they weren't exactly the tips you were expecting!

 

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-You might be more comfortable if you remove your shoes!

-I'm fine as I am thanks!

-That wasn't a suggestion!

 

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-You seem very relaxed and rather overconfident if you dont mind my saying so!

-Let's cut the crap! You're going to turn me over, rop the seat out of my trousers, shag me senseless and then offer me the job!

-Wow! You're a mind reader too! Is there no end to your talents!?