Can you tell if a guy has a small dick?

[miguelfukt]

really sad, but i dumped a bf cuz his dick was little.

 

[MindBlast]

There is no way to tell, and I don't care what the size is as long as I can get one hand around it to play with it (which means 4 inches is enough for me). My own is rather large and I'm not a big guy. I don't understand what the big deal is over dick size unless you specifically have a fetish for large penises.

 

[Bidude117]

The whole feet size is bullshit! I was with this one guy who had huge feet... and let's just say that I was expecting more. I don't know about the whole bulge thing, I guess some guys are grower and not showers?!

 

[Under-taken]

Cop a feel!

 

[BearBoi]

You can't tell if a guy has a small dick. It's also hard to tell if a guy has a working brain when you first meet him in a club and he's a little drunk.

All that stuff cum's later. But small dicks and big dicks and every dick in-between - what's with all the fascination about that? It's genetics. It's not like the guy missed out on ordering a big one during embryo development. He got what he got.

Completely true, and I agree with every word.

However, they’ve become a bit of a de facto status symbol in our society. A larger penis is typically perceived with being more of a ‘real man’. Smaller penises are often mocked and made the butt of jokes; TV, movies, print ads, even some commercials.

I used to know a guy a few years ago (we’ve lost touch) who once confided in me that he had a little dick. 4 or 5”, I forget. He was drunk when he told me, and I think he forgot. He told me how much it really bothered him, and caused him to avoid any type of physical relationship. I mean the guy was literally a virgin.

Anyway, we were watching bad movies one night and he popped in The Stepford Wives remake with Bette Midler. There is a scene when she, as a malfunctioning robot, blurts out, “Oh yes Frank, give it to me, give it to me, give me all four inches!” Totally meant to be a joke about her husband's size.

I remembered what he had told me, so I stole a glance sideways and I swear he had stopped breathing and was clutching his beer in a death-grip. After a moment he regained his composure, but I’ll never, ever, in my entire life, forget that moment.

Ever.

And my first post in this thread was meant to be sarcastic.

 

[Paws]

OP suits the stereotype of a sex-hungry homosexual.

 

[Corny]

usually if he says he has a big dick

 

[Entity]

You don't find out, it's a surprise when you take off their pants.

 

[Just Good]

"Isn't that cute? an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey"

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>He told me how much it really bothered him, and caused him to avoid any type of physical relationship. I mean the guy was literally a virgin.

And that's why I'd love to give a guy like that a great night.

A guy with a really small dick probably has to go through what BB suggested. Always worried about his size, worried that he'll be rejected once the pants come off, and worried about getting a reputation. But hot man-on-man sex isn't something that should be reserved for the attractive guys, or the under-30 crowd, or (yes) the guys with dicks past a certain spot on the ruler. It should be available to anybody who wants it. And I'd love to show a guy like that that having a small dick (even a really small dick) doesn't mean he can't ever have great sex. Yeah, it assumedly wouldn't involve him fucking me deep. But I'm adaptable. Hot sex isn't Tab A into Slot B. It's whatever you want it to be. And I'm confident that with some trial and error, we'd end up doing some stuff that'd be amazingly fun for both of us. And that trial and error stuff can be pretty damned fun, too.

Lex

 

[bankside]

Yes. You can get a job working as an airport security scanner operator.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...ood-jokes-walking-high-tech-body-scanner.html

 

[Ekim23]

If he talks to much about sex and dicks... then he problly is small

 

[cyravance]

You have to check his status on the Small Penis Data Bank. By law, men with penises smaller than 5 inches when erect must register by the age of 21, or face civil or criminal penalties.
Just go to www.teenyweeny.com, type his name in the box, and presto!

 

[BeMused]

take off his clothes, get him hard, and you will have your answer. There is no other way to know

All the proportional to other parts of the body shit is crap, as is flaccid length. Many guys who have big soft dicks don't grow much, they just get stiff

 

[roadtripboy]

I don't know how you tell.

Some of us don't have much of a bulge...we're growers, not showers.

You have to take your chances. What do you call a small dick? What if it's little better than average length, but larger around than normal? Is that large or normal?

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>What do you call a small dick? What if it's little better than average length, but larger around than normal? Is that large or normal?

I believe the standard response to this is "if you have to ask..."

Lex

 

[cyravance]

Why are guys so focused on dick size? By watching porn you'd think that women are too, but trust me, it ain't so.
It isn't what you have, it's what you do with it. Sure, it's a cliche, but it is because it's so true.
Sure, you can have big equipment, and just use it to pound away at your partner...supposedly they will then be so turned-on by your prowess that they will cum all over everything...
Or, you can spend the time to learn what turns him or her on, and do it. Then, no matter how big the "governor" is, you can make the voters happy...

 

[G-Lexington]

>>> Why are guys so focused on dick size?

A couple reasons. The most obvious one is that it's one of the few quantifiables when it comes to sex. There's no scoring system for how good a guy is in bed, and there's not even real consensus as to how attractive guys are. You can tell your friends "he was amazing in bed" or "God, he was hot", and they'll pretty much have to take your word for it. But if you say "His dick was nine inches long", they'll immediately have a quantifiable thing to (ahem) grab onto.

Lex

 

[bankside]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

A man's penis is there for HIS pleasure, not anyone else's. There's no reason why a small-dicked man can't experience just as much joy as any other man.

I can't agree with that. It is there for my pleasure too. Though I don't equate one size or another with any pleasure advantage, certainly I would appreciate it as any with any part of the guy.

Why are guys so focused on dick size? By watching porn you'd think that women are too, but trust me, it ain't so.
It isn't what you have, it's what you do with it. Sure, it's a cliche, but it is because it's so true.
Sure, you can have big equipment, and just use it to pound away at your partner...supposedly they will then be so turned-on by your prowess that they will cum all over everything...
Or, you can spend the time to learn what turns him or her on, and do it. Then, no matter how big the "governor" is, you can make the voters happy...

And yet some really big-dicked guy could also be really really good in bed. I understand it is not a guarantee, but there is kind of a "big penis backlash" that I don't get.

Also, you can create a lot of different physical sensations with a different size of penis. So large or small are not necessarily better, but they are different, and so will be the sensations they produce and the opportunities for mutual pleasure. Enjoy, is all I'm sayin'. I would be just as determined to enjoy a large penis as a small one...play with it...figure out how it works... When my guy's eyes are rolling back into his head then it's a good clue, right?

They work this out in India a thousand years ago (at least for straights...)- so that the pleasure advantage every guy has based on his size is not defeated by the wrong position that would only work for a guy of a different size.

 

[BeMused]

^ I don't see a "big-dick backlash" lol. Just a question to the obsession with big dicks that all men (gay or straight) seem to have. I don't think anyone said that guys with massive schlongs suck