Can you tell the age of a JUBber

[belamyi]

Context matters also.

I knew you were "older" than me because you talked about escorts and nobody my age would ever hire one.

FFS, even Stephen Fry is on Grindr so you have no excuse.

You mean I have no excuse to be such a desperate loser

Of course, when I started hiring at 19 you were still younger than me

 

[Alnitak]

Obviously, you were born in 1720.

One runs the risk of being thought heedless would that doubt become sown on account of mine age.

 

[blackbeltninja]

Sometimes I can and it is blindingly obvious how old the JUBber is, sometimes I'm quite surprised at how wrong the perception is.

-d-

 

[belamyi]

One runs the risk of being thought heedless would that doubt become sown on account of mine age.

We are talking about people, JUBbers, not the Mensaite crust

 

[belamyi]

Sometimes I can and it is blindingly obvious how old the JUBber is, sometimes I'm quite surprised at how wrong the perception is.

-d-

By "how wrong the perception" is surely meant "how stupid the brains"

 

[belamyi]

You mean you may be too clever and too pretty for the average JUBbite

 

[Alnitak]

We are talking about people, JUBbers, not the Mensaite crust

It is merely possible to conceal the speech of the present generation if sufficiently versed in the literature of generations past.

 

[belamyi]

It is merely possible to conceal the speech of the present generation if sufficiently versed in the literature of the past.

You mean literature in badly convolute English (which is not the same as "bad, convolute English" ), not really "literature of the past"

 

[Alnitak]

You mean literature in badly convolute English (which is not the same as "bad, convolute English" ), not really "literature of the past"

Well that's how Robinson Crusoe reads.

 

[belamyi]

Well that's how Robinson Crusoe reads.

At least to your beautiful mind

So you may have read Austen only to end up choosing Defoe.

 

[Native Son]

I would tend to guess younger for the most part.

Come on, Catalonia.

 

[medic1]

Sometimes it is very easy, other times not as. Like bbn, i am occasionally surprised when i do find out.

 

[belamyi]

Sometimes it is very easy, other times not as. Like bbn

LikewhatIbegyourpardon..?

 

[Native Son]

LikewhatIbegyourpardon..?

You're like really old.

 

[belamyi]

You're like really old.

I am an old soul

You seem so damn good at the obvious

 

[Native Son]

Old and with a chip?

Is it not your responsibility to guide me, granny?

 

[belamyi]

Old and with a chip?

Epaulettes

Is it not your responsibility to guide me, granny?

Me, precisely? why, what am I to you and you to me? go find your sugar daddy somewhere else

 

[Alnitak]

At least to your beautiful mind

So you may have read Austen only to end up choosing Defoe.

Next I'm doing a parody of Vem Dancar Kuduro in Yiddish

Oy oy oy veh.

 

[Native Son]

Me, precisely? why, what am I to you and you to me? go find your sugar daddy somewhere else

Well, apparently you've been around the block. I was just thinking you could share your old and decrepit wisdom.

I guess I thought wrong.