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Caught Masturbating...

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Ive just been caught masturbating by my Dad! On Christmas Eve (Noooo!)

I just reached the point of no return, when he burst through the door with my mobile which was ringing - I thought I had locked the door... #-o He saw me cum! Mortified.

He threw the phone on the table and run out in one fluid movement. I want the earth to swallow me up... My only consolation is he didnt see what I was masturbating too, lol.

Please say this has happened someone else? What did you do? - Just pretend it never happened??

Its going to be awfully awquard over the turkey tomorrow!
 
I'm sure your Dad has whacked off plenty in his life time. About the only thing you can do is go on like nothing happened. Ever walked in on your parents bumping uglies. They probably kept quite or asked that you knock first.
 
I just reached the point of no return, when he burst through the door with my mobile which was ringing - I thought I had locked the door... #-o He saw me cum! Mortified.

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Its going to be awfully awquard over the turkey tomorrow!


Ur gonna cum over your turkey ???!!! :eek:

I'd say it'd be awkward. :lol:

Tell them to avert their eyes whilst you do it :rotflmao:
 
BearMagus has a point. Masturbating is natural, and he's probably done it n^th times. You should say nothing, because it's none of your dad's business; act like nothing has happened. However, you can ask him to kindly knock next time. That's terrible though, he saw you cum. LOL! Couldn't have caught you at a better time.
 
Ive just been caught masturbating by my Dad! On Christmas Eve (Noooo!)

I just reached the point of no return, when he burst through the door with my mobile which was ringing - I thought I had locked the door... #-o He saw me cum! Mortified.

He threw the phone on the table and run out in one fluid movement. I want the earth to swallow me up... My only consolation is he didnt see what I was masturbating too, lol.

Please say this has happened someone else? What did you do? - Just pretend it never happened??

Its going to be awfully awquard over the turkey tomorrow!
"run out in one fluid movement" LOL

i believe your dad had masturbated so many times.
Just laugh it off.
 
Think Im going to go down stairs and face the music...

There's really no music to face, hon, you've done nothing wrong.

Keep in mind your Dad may be just as freaked out as you are... it was he who opened your door without knocking.

I'd call it an honest 'things happen' kind of mistake, and file it under the 'we shall never speak of this again', category.

Don't let it ruin your holiday. :kiss:
 
At least you're making me laugh, although I dont know if its solely your humour or the laughter of nervousness/hysteria! Think Im going to go down stairs and face the music...

what music.

You could ask your dad about masturbation techniques ... etc and how did he masturbate.
 
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I've never been caught but interrupted. I was busy jerking off on Bearzone and nearly there and right when I came my mother came banging on my bedroom door with my little sister. So I was like " GO AWAY IM MASTURBATING!" and she kept banging and trying to get in my room thinking what she was doing was cute. So I put my boxers on, wrapped up in my blanket and opened the door all sweaty and worn out.

Seriously, do they HAVE to catch you to believe you ?
 
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