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Hey folks...enjoy a few caps from my latest video, Scottie Jerking Off on my Couch.

In the last update we watched a naked Scottie hanging out by my fire pit. I live out in the boonies but I do have neighbors, but people that come over like to run around naked like they think no one can see them. I was a little relieved when we moved the party inside to watch porn.

I have a projection tv, which is great to watch but unfortunately requires darkness, so I had to continue taping in night-vision.

Scottie is a little sex-demon, he actually jerked off twice that night, with just a short break.

 

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So, all hell broke lose here at the ranch.

I really should have known that no woman, especially one as jealous as king's wife is, would be able to handle spending two weeks with the guy that fucked her husband and put it on the internet.

Things seemed to be going really well. Both King and his wife were really eager to get back to taping and in fact I Had already taped two vids within a few days, both outside. The first was in nite-vision outside by the firepit, although unfortunately her pussy began to hurt and we had to stop. Dead serious. I was sympathetic though, having had his cock up my ass once before, I knew what it was like to try to jam that huge pole up there.

Crack soon appeared, however when she admitted she was jealous of the fact that he was more popular than her. You'd think that discovering I had fucked her husband would be the big stumbling block, but no. Mind you, he's on a gay website, so the videos I need are mainly going to be of him. We've been making some decent money off those videos. I was so happy he was back from Iraq, which meant that I could finally add more King videos to the site. There was footage from Iraq, something other military-guy sites can only dream of. But when it came time to tape just him and not her she freaked out, just because I wanted him to take his shirt off while we talked around the firepit.

She's not the first jealous chick I've had to deal with. I once had an awesome guy that wanted to work for me...looked like a cross between Colin Farrell and Brad Pitt. Wife got jealous because she wanted to be in the videos too. I love taping straight videos, I really do, I prefer it actually. But straight guys is where the money's at, and all these chicks are so-so and their guys are hot. It really pisses me off and I have to say I hate jealousy and it really freaks me out.

She also confided in me that she was afraid she would lose him over this. I came to a conclusion: their marriage was more important than the site. I wouldn't ask anything more of them for the site, they were free of all obligations because I didn't want it to interfere with their relationship.

I know I did the right thing, but it caused a lot of conflict in their relationship because he still wanted to make videos, as he'd gotten kind of used to the cash. She said it was OK, but it was obvious that it was not and I knew that inevitably she would change her mind and there would be some terrible scene later on, some misunderstanding that would lead to an explosion of jealousy and a worse situation to deal with. King can be kind of naive sometimes and I felt like I had to make that decision for him, though now he hates me for it...as far as he's concerned, she said she was OK with it and I'm being an ass. It hurts but less than it would if I gave in and the shit really hit the fan later.

So, no more King videos. SUCK. I thought all my updates for the next three months were going to get taken care of in about two weeks, not to mention the bonus material from Iraq (now that's a sad loss). Plus he gets out of the Corps in about a month...I was going to do some videos of him stripping out of his uniform and stuff, stuff I couldn't do while he was in. Oh well.

On the other hand, I don't have to pay him anymore and so I have a bunch more cash on hand this month, cash I'm going to use to get other marines taped.

 

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Yeah I was gone for a little while.

I had written up this huge long post. Took all day, pages long, going into detail about what happened between my last post and this one. And then somehow or another I deleted it. Fuck!!

So you'll have to make due with this quick summary.

1. I made up with King and we went to a rave in LA and had a great time, we're best bros again.

2. Some our mutual friends found out about the site. I had a video of some guys playing beer pong (clothes on) and they were in it, and got upset, and I got the crap beat out of me by two drunk marines when they got back from Iraq.

3. One of those friends is a super-fucktard who slept with his buddy's wife when his buddy went to Iraq before he did. I told the guy who's wife was cheating and the fucktard lied to him and convinced him that I was the fucktard for trying to turn him against his boy.

4. They (the fucktard and the guy whose wife he screwed) beat the crap out of me, and went to jail for it.

5. I bought a shotgun

6. I took MyStraightBuddy.com down because I was worried that fucktard would try to use it against me, but no one cared.

Now before you get all upset about the marines, the fucktard is a closeted gay guy who poses as a tough guy to cover for the fact that he really wants cock. Trust me on this one. Lots of other marines took care of me when this happened and I totally have backup here. If the fucktard ever walks into my bar, a bunch of REAL marines will fuck him up hard. They're looking forward to it.

And, it was kind of exhilarating. I've never been in a fight before and I was always scared of it, but those wounds heal pretty fast and it's really not that bad. I feel like I confronted my fear and I'm actually pretty happy about that.

Also, I made new friends:



Turns out some of them really like to run around naked. So much I couldn't NOT tape it. One night we just had the video camera out, a lot of nudity ensued, and I was like, "Hey..."

So I restarted MyStraightBuddy.com. But I'm going to be way more careful this time:







Zack's a hot little fucker who loves to be naked and doesn't give a fuck. He's basically the Naked Marine Who Lives In My House on the weekends.

There's lots more that happened, too...but now I'm off to a porn convention in Phoenix. But it's good to be back!

 

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So my buddy Zack has been coming over a lot recently. He's a marine who is just about to get out, and to be honest the Corps cannot get him out fast enough. He's a great guy but not really that great at handling authority.

He just fucking loves to be naked. That's his prime ambition in life. Like the other day he says, "I want to be a bounty hunter when I get out...only, naked." I can just picture him showing up at someone's house to serve papers totally starkers.

He also really likes getting taped, a service which I am more than happy to provide.

So anyways the other day when he got off duty he came over to hang out and we got to talking about cool YouTube videos, and it came out that he had never seen or even heard of the Mentos and Diet Coke trick. If you've never heard of it then you need to try it, it's amazing. Just drop a roll of Mentos in a 2 liter of Diet Coke and it fountains in the air like 20 feet or more. It was all over YouTube a while back and I can't believe anyone missed it but there you go. Maybe he was in jail then I don't know.

So anyways we decided to try it, only this time instead of running away he would shed all his clothes and hold the bottle. Outside on my front porch. Which we did and it was awesome.





We did the trick a couple different ways, all of which ended up with him covered in diet soda. It was hot.

After he got out of the shower he didn't want to put on his clothes and while he was scrounging around my living room looking for something to do he found a box of unused shotgun shells. He loves shooting the shotgun naked and I upped the ante by suggesting that we get in the car and drive out somewhere to pop a few rounds off. So he headed out the door and got in the car completely naked, and we drove out of town to an abandoned mine.

When we got there and made the turn we saw a semi parked by the side of the road but didn't think anything of it...he might be able to see us up there but not any details. However it turned out he was not in the semi, he was in a dunebuggy also checking out the abandoned mine. We didn't hear him riding around until Zack had already gotten out of the car. It was hilarious.

Here, see for yourself:



The full video is almost an hour long!

Pretty soon we realized that the dude was gone and we could go back and do whatever we wanted. Which we did. No we did not end up fucking at the mine, although I won't lie I would have liked to. I haven't been able to get him away from girls yet but I am so working on it.

 

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So I have another big shoot coming up, and it's wearing me down a little.

The thing about my videos is they are all totally real, even the ones I set up on purpose. When I set up a video on purpose I'm really only arranging some kind of hot situation, I never actually plan out what's going to happen. It makes for much more fun and real videos, you can tell when you're watching that these are real buddies who are really having a good time running around naked and doing shit with each other. On the other hand, I just have to trust that if I throw a fun enough party, guys will end up naked.

The next one comes up in about a week. This is freaky in itself because I've been planning it for a while now and it's almost upon me now, I've got to get my ass moving.

Basically I'm taping a regular straight porn, and using the experience to get the boys all worked up. I don't tell anyone what to do, and what you see in my videos is all absolutely real, but I do set up situations that are themselves conducive to having a good time. And we are going to have a really good time. I've got at least 3 hopefully 4 maybe even 5 really hot, really super cool guys. One it's his birthday, one just got back from Iraq (Matt from Jessie's Hotel Party), and one is getting out of the service in less than 20 days (Josh from Naked SHotgun Funtime
and One Crazy Night). So it's gonna be a party is what I'm saying.

The girl I've got is a real hottie, and I'm going to tape a solo video with her, with the guys standing around jerking off. Her solo video I'm going to add to a bunch of other girl-only solo videos and sell that here in towm so as to attract more guys. At the same time I'll be taping the guys for you to watch.

Then when she's gone, hopefully they'll still be horny. I'll have two very fun, wild party girls with me, including the girl that got Q and Zack to wrestle and run around naked in One Crazy Night.

The only problem is finding a place that can withstand a full-scale marine party. And I don't ever want to have to ask them to tine it down, because amping it up to the next level is what's going to result in some fun.

 

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Some more YouTube videos of my buddy Josh drunk as a motherfucker. Him, his girl, and our mutual buddy Zack were over at my place drinking it up one night and Josh was t-rashed.

First he starts dry-humping my stove while he makes hamburger helper:



Right after that (it's actually one longer video I split in two) he stops humping the stove and starts making out with my mop, which he names "Betty". Betty is not very supportive and he drunk dives right over into a case of empties, punctuating his fall with a long, perfectly timed fart. It's hilarious.

 

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Hey kids...yeah, I'm back. I had to take a break there for awhile...long story, lots of reasons. If you remember Zack, he was one of the big reasons. He took a lot of my time and energy, but he's gone now and good riddance.

I'll have lots more to post soon, but mainly what's been taking up my time for the past year is my new site SemperFuck.com. I'll have lots more to say about that soon, too, and pics.

Joe

 

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Like I said, I'll post up the whole story of where I've been and what I've been up to soon enough. First though I'd like to share a couple pics from the site I've been working on, SemperFuck.com.

WARNING!!! GIRLS AHEAD!!!!

In a nutshell, I've always liked straight porn. Why? Prolly cuz you know the guys are straight if they're ploughing some poontang. All the straight guys fucking each other sites out there, half the guys don't even look straight at all, and the other half you wonder about when it turns out they can't get enough cock and balls. And you know what, most of the straight dudes I know don't like to take it up the ass...they just don't.

We all know I like straight guys, and we also all know I like marines. So, Semper Fuck is straight marines fucking girls, but with all the attention on the guy. It's like watching hot straight porn, but it never cuts away from the good stuff just when you're really getting into it.

And these guys are not only straight, they're REALLY straight. Hard core alpha-male straight. They like pussy. So, when you give them pussy it makes them really happy, and it shows on camera. You see a guy who's really enjoying himself, and not one who's just collecting a paycheck (Brodie Sinclair, I'm looking at you! I think you're hot as fuck, but I'd rather watch you fuck a girl and be happy than fuck a guy and be going through the motions).

Also, these are not models that show up at my studio. These are my drinking buddies. I hang out with these guys like every week, drink with them, chase girls with them, sing country songs at the karaoke bar with them. So, they're relaxed, comfortable and happy in a way that most porn site guys are not. I think it makes a HUGE difference. I think even if you don't like punani, you'll like watching these hot marines dig into some.

LAST CHANCE TO TURN BACK!! PUSSY AHEAD!!!

This is Fuckmaster, on the night he earned that nickname. I had a series of parties for my guys who were going to Iraq, and one of them turned into a naked Party. There were like 15 jarheads walking around with their cocks out, playing beer pong, and Fuckmaster here was getting luck in my bedroom on my bed.



I was naked myself while taping this video, BTW.



Zack...you remember Zack?



This is Matt, fucking his wife on my couch:



Marine buddies male bonding while sharing a chick...



Tell me my bro doesn't have a hot ass...



Not bad, huh? There's lots more great stuff on the way...I've got some really hawt buddies who can't wait to fuck on camera, I can't wait to tape them!

 

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Here's some hot SemperFuck clips for you to enjoy. There's links below each in case the embedding doesn't work...I'm having issues on my end but maybe it's just me...

This is actually Shane from Active Duty, Dink was kind enuf to let me have some straight tapes he'd shot of his boys that he had no use for:

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My buddy Jock getting road head:

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It's in B+W because it was nightime and I was using the NiteVision on the Handycam.

I love this one...two buddies sharing a girl, but notice how their heads come together. Bros before hoes! But if you can have both it's even better:

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I recently made a bunch of upgrades to my site, My Straight Buddy and I decided to mark the occasion by starting a thread where I could post lots of pics and stuff. Here's some more of my buddy Warhammer:











Like I said in the thread, Warhammer was like the perfect straight guy. Totally straight, didn;t think twice about fooling around if it felt good. But even then I didn't expect him to want to suck my dick. I guess curiosity got the best of him, not like I minded. This sweet little suck session will stay in my spank bank forever,

 

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Posting more hot pics from MyStraightBuddy.com

 

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