Chocolate penises... I'm officially creeped out

[Adam2299]

So........

If a guy who you rejected a thousand times in the past randomly shows up at your door and gives you a box of tiny chocolate penises and a card that says "I love you!" attached......... what would you do?

 

[JSB_01]

Eat the chocolate.

Well, at least it wasn't a box of real penises.

 

[gmoney]

Are they cum filled?

 

[NightDancer]

Lock the doors and call the cops. That's just creepy.



oh wait, don't call the cops, call some of your friends over. They'll just start laughing when you tell them about the chocolate penises.

 

[bimmrboy]

mmmmmmm, chocolate

 

[PhoenixRising]

Was it at least GOOD chocolate?

 

[cityboy-stl]

Ummm, well chocolate is chocolate. But seriously if you really don't want to have anything to do with this guy you probably should not accept the gift. It will just encourage him if you do. Even if it is chocolate.

 

[bimmrboy]

Ummm, well chocolate is chocolate.

It's not if you like it. That's like saying a cock is a cock. Some are certainly better than others.

 

[JSB_01]

One birthday a female friend gave me a chocolate penis and a potato peeler

Chocolate's good, but a peeler...?

 

[bimmrboy]

One birthday a female friend gave me a chocolate penis and a potato peeler

Ouch, what's the hidden meaning behind that?

 

[marcde]

So........

If a guy who you rejected a thousand times in the past randomly shows up at your door and gives you a box of tiny chocolate penises and a card that says "I love you!" attached......... what would you do?

Melt the chocolate over a low heat - then paste it over his cock and then BITE it really fucking hard!

 

[BrandonSBCA]

I'll take the chocolate penises they'll melt in your mouth not in your hands.

 

[hollywooddeepthroat]

If you think that's creepy....

I once knew a guy who obsessed about giving me one of those "kits" that allows you to mold a rubber replica of your cock to use as a dildo While that idea was kind of hot to me, I was not prepared for the kit he showed up with:

Chocolate Clone-a-Willy

Yes. It's just like it sounds. You create a mold of your cock, pour in molten chocolate (included) and once it's hardened, you have a large piece of chocolate in the exact shape of your cock.

I gave it away without opening it.

 

[bimmrboy]

If you think that's creepy....

I once knew a guy who obsessed about giving me one of those "kits" that allows you to mold a rubber replica of your cock to use as a dildo While that idea was kind of hot to me, I was not prepared for the kit he showed up with:

Chocolate Clone-a-Willy

Yes. It's just like it sounds. You create a mold of your cock, pour in molten chocolate (included) and once it's hardened, you have a large piece of chocolate in the exact shape of your cock.

I gave it away without opening it.

Well, I guess that's one way to suck yourself off. Probably a lot easier on the back

Oh, and

 

[Adam2299]

I don't know. It sounds kinda cute but it could also be kinda stalkish....What do you think of the whole thing? Did you take the chocolates?


Wait! Why penises?

lol

Well he gave me the box (it was in a bag) and told me not to open it until after he left and acted like he was in a huge hurry, so I just said "Thanks....." I think he meant for it to be a joke or something b/c he always "jokingly" tells me how obssessed he is with me and how much he loves me (even though there are real feelings there too so I don't really know what to think). But I guess it's meant to be funny, which it definitely was. But also sort of creepy/stalkerish at the same time.... Did I mention I opened the door in my boxers?? That was interesting.

And I haven't eaten one yet, but my roommates said they are very tasty.

 

[TierraSimms]

You guys are funny as hell!

 

[spreadeagle]

The quickest way to a man's heart is with a carving knife.

 

[doctorsun]

That's creepy. But as was said above, at least they weren't real penises.

They're probably not that good, anyway. I somehow doubt that Ghiradelli or Godiva make chocolate penises.

 

[xyzguy]

Is he cute?

 

[JackFTwist]

I say give the guy a fucking break and give him a chance. He is obviously trying.

I'll go with that