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Christmas song that drives you nuts!

It's a French one but so funny
Translation

(Chorus)
Christmas, merry Christmas!
Greetings from Fort-de-France
Tonight we turn the TV off
Tonight we will sing together

Here the fields covered with snow,
We do know that only in picture
A sleigh Santa has not
The air is really too hot
Here the doors are always open
We can enter in all the houses
And to share our songs
We do not need invitation
(Refrain)

There are no pines on the mountain
We have decorated mango trees
There's no shoes in the chimney
But everyone has gifts
Here the fields covered with snow,
We do know that only in picture
A sleigh Santa has not
But everyone has gifts
(Refrain)
 
Most of the ones that are just about snow and winter. I live in Florida, and in a part that the most recent snow was waaaayyy back in 1989.

Easier to get into the Christmas spirit with religious lyrics (I'm an Athesits btw), family togetherness, or romance.
 
"Do They Know It's Christmas" by Band Aid (the UK's "Feed The World" song).
Mainly because it is on loads of Christmas compilation albums which get played in restaurants - not good when you are stuffing your face to hear Bono singing about starving Ethiopians dying.
 
I say all Christmas music can be blown to Kingdom Come, from where I sit.

But at my store, the other night, they played a rendition of Jingle Bells that was literally in the flavor of the theme music from the original Dating Game - like early 1970s Mariachi music... You had to actually stop and listen to the music to realize that it was a form of Jingle Bells. It was actually quite good.
 
frankfrank said:
What? Nobody mentioned "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"?? :confused:
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That may well be at the top of my list for hated Christmas songs.

Also, when ever I hear "Walking in the winter wonderland" these lyrics come to my mind:

Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" We'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until the wife is out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
 
I have no idea who sings this but I fucking hate it...

"Last Christmas I gave you my heart"...(and some mother fucking words I don't remember](*,))...."tore it apart"...

I hear it when I am shopping a lot and it makes my skin crawl.
 
The one that goes pop pop pop...forgotten the name but if I hear it in public I will turn into a Dalek and EXTERMINATE anything in sight.
 
After working at Disney Studios its not a Christmas song it is "Its A Small World" Just hearing the title makes me sick LOL
 
eastofeden said:
I have no idea who sings this but I fucking hate it...

"Last Christmas I gave you my heart"...(and some mother fucking words I don't remember](*,))...."tore it apart"...

I hear it when I am shopping a lot and it makes my skin crawl.
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How could anyone not know this?


Give me a break.
 
I think Handel's Messiah is at the top of my list.

A lot of the stuff you all seem to hate I enjoy. I've never heard Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. In my case, I would have celebrated, so I'm guessing I would like that song. Not so fond of 6 white boomers or ave maria, but the rest i enjoy.
 


Another dog and jingle bell song, and the dogs sound like seals anyway. I hate this POS but it shows up all the time. 2nd up would be anything with the fucking Chipmunks singing. And that Paul McCarthy Song sucks a bad wad too. Not to forget the hideous whale turd of Grandma got run over. Why do they play this crud so much???
 
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas". It just sort of...flumps around, and doesn't go anywhere. And the high note in the "Good tidings for CHRIST-mas" line sounds like somebody goosed the entire choir.

cgymike said:
The one that goes pop pop pop...forgotten the name but if I hear it in public I will turn into a Dalek and EXTERMINATE anything in sight.
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Leroy Anderson's "Sleigh Ride". "As we hear the chesnuts pop...pop pop pop!" I actually like it as an instrumental.

Lex
 
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