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Cloverfield......HOLY EFFIN A! [WARNING: SPOILERS INSIDE!!!]

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Cloverfield was the shit!

anyone else see it? i saw the 12:00 showing tonite....Effin Crazy.
what did yall think? I am seeing it again tmrw nite
 
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How was actually watching the movie?

Did the hand-held camera view make you overly dizzy or was it not too bad or barely noticeable?
 
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I want to see it sooo bad! This movie is going to make millions because everyone just wants to see the f-ing monster, they could have made it look like anything
 
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There's a few pics on the web now & Youtube has about 6 different clips (that were up yesterday, may have been removed by now)

My friend caved in & watched the scenes from the movie on Youtube, but I'm still trying to hold until tonight

And so far I've seen people describe the featured monster as looking like any of the following:

a giant centaur/lion
a giant praying mantis
a whale with scales
a giant Gollum from LotR with 4 arms
an ape with gills & red ears
a dinosaur with red bug eyes & a human like head

And more...LoL obviously someone's wrong (they can't look like all of them combined), but I'm expecting a dinosaur-like creature, cuz I've heard that J.J wanted to give Americans their own "Godzilla" like monster
 
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I think I'm going to go see it tonight and I'm really excited. :)
 
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SPOILER:

The monster looks like a crossing between a spider and an ant. Only ginormous and with claws and fangs and lots of legs... And a tail...
 
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My Film TA saw it early because she writes reviews for a local publication and said it was absolutely horrible and I believe her. J. J. is an expert in style with no substance, buzz with no payout.
 
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Its not what you expect it to look like...it isnt too shaky..unlike blair witch...im going back to see it tonite. I have been studying film for 5 years...and i am still a film student....if you are going for a story you wont get much...what you do get is what appears to be a recording of what this group of people go through during the destruction... and it feels as if it is real....I loved it, and many of my instructors, with the exception of a few are eager to see it. It will make millins, but wont go down in history as being a monumental movie....but i sat on the edge of my seat and chewed off all my fingernails....
 
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ebert's review

By Roger Ebert

Godzilla meets the Queasy-Cam in "Cloverfield," a movie that crosses the Monster-Attacks-Manhattan formula with "Blair Witch." No, Godzilla doesn't appear in person, but the movie's monster looks like a close relative on the evolutionary tree, especially in one closeup. The closeup ends with what appears to be a POV shot of the guy with the video camera being eaten, but later he's still around. Too bad. If he had been eaten, but left the camera's light on, I might have been reminded of the excellent video of my colonoscopy.
 
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Its not what you expect it to look like...it isnt too shaky..unlike blair witch...im going back to see it tonite. I have been studying film for 5 years...and i am still a film student....if you are going for a story you wont get much...what you do get is what appears to be a recording of what this group of people go through during the destruction... and it feels as if it is real....I loved it, and many of my instructors, with the exception of a few are eager to see it. It will make millins, but wont go down in history as being a monumental movie....but i sat on the edge of my seat and chewed off all my fingernails....

Well every review I've read say that it has several needless, pointless, and tacky shots that are clear echoes of 9/11 but there's not thematic significance so it's really just in poor taste and pointless.

To steal from wikkipedia...

Scott Foundas of LA Weekly was critical of the film's allusions to the September 11, 2001 attacks and called it "cheap and opportunistic". He compared its "stealth" attempts at social commentary unfavorably to the films of Don Siegel, George Romero and Steven Spielberg, saying, "Where those filmmakers all had something meaningful to say about the state of the world and [...] human nature, Abrams doesn't have much to say about anything."[35] Manohla Dargis in the New York Times called the allusions "tacky", saying, "[The images] may make you think of the attack, and you may curse the filmmakers for their vulgarity, insensitivity or lack of imagination", but that "the film is too dumb to offend anything except your intelligence." She concludes that the film "works as a showcase for impressively realistic-looking special effects, a realism that fails to extend to the scurrying humans whose fates are meant to invoke pity and fear but instead inspire yawns and contempt."[36] Stephanie Zacharek of Salon.com calls the film "badly constructed, humorless and emotionally sadistic", and sums up by saying that the film "takes the trauma of 9/11 and turns it into just another random spectacle at which to point and shoot."[37] Michael Phillips of the Chicago Tribune warned that the viewer may feel "queasy" at the references to September 11, but that "other sequences [...] carry a real jolt" and that such tactics were "crude, but undeniably gripping". He called the film "dumb", but "quick and dirty and effectively brusque", concluding that despite it being "a harsher, more demographically calculating brand of fun", he enjoyed the film.[38]
 
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I saw it today. I was let down. The cams were too shaky. I mean honestly, if you were a person with SEVERE Parkinson's or an epileptic then the shaking motion would be more realistic, but as it was it was a motion sickness nightmare and your brain is constantly trying to decipher what you are seeing as there is no chance to process most of the shots.

You get no satisfaction as to what is going on, how it started, and no closure. I understood what they were going for, but failed at delivery.

Albeit, the graphics were great, and the "personal" feel of the being involved was fantastic. But expect no plot resolution, no closure, and be sure to take Dramamine. It was built up with great suspense with previews, but failed to deliver what we all like to see. Save your $7.50, kick your self in the balls, and wait for Pay Per View or DVD.

Just my $.02
 
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I don't know what mattad is talking about, but I loved the movie. It actually lived up to my expectations. I kinda wish it was a little longer, but I guess the whole short-but-sweet approach worked. I did get a little dizzy from the camera work, but other than that, I thought it was awesome.
 
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Looks like it's going to be one of those "you either hate it or love it" lol...
 
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JJ abrams doesnt really deliver....Alias never resolved its plots in a satisfactory way...from the trailer you could tell it was crap...i feel bad for star trek fans (well not really)
 
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POSSIBLE SPOILER BELOW





Well I didn't see it but I know the plot in it's entirety and there isn't one beyond what you can obviously surmise from the trailer. There's not big shocking explanation as to what or why it just happens and you need to accept that if you want to like the movie. And to me that makes it just another dull action film that's completely reliant on special effects.
 
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So...it was a monster that cut the head off the head statue of liberty?? That's surprising..I thougt it'd be terrorists. What did the monster look like? Anyone got some pics...?
 
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Is this the first movie since 9/11 to show NYC being attacked?
 
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I saw it last night and actually really enjoyed it. I'm not one who gets motion sickness very easily, so the camera jiggling didn't really bother me. It felt pretty real since the POV is so inside of the action. The only thing that bothered me was the ending, but the more I think about it, the more I think that it was appropriate for the film.
 
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