I never lived in a dorm or residence, so perhaps I can't relate. But what the hell's wrong with your bed? Are you telling me you can't whack without making noise? If so, I find that hard to believe. Either that or it makes all the stories on this board about jerking off in class, the library, church, etc. with tons of people around a huge pack of lies. Someone would've heard something... Besides, surely you and your roomie aren't always there at the same time...


