Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

[Axxess]

being a guy is awesome, I totally understand Female -> Male transsexuals.... but I don't get why a guy would want to become a girl.

So they can have sex with lots of awesome guys?

It wasn't so much wanting to be a woman, but more so jealousy over their ability to be sexy/sensual. And I have to admit, I liked all the accessories on the women I listed. Men's clothing is quite bland, and boring by comparison.

That too.

 

[maxpowr9]

this may sound stupid and immature, but lately--I don't bother to compliment people (on their looks) who I know don't find me attractive as well.

It seems that a good number of people don't take a compliment seriously or give a damn about it unless it comes from someone they find "hot".

I have a terrible time taking compliments because I was a fat, acne-ridden teenager (your childhood really does form some nasty habits when you become an adult). In turn, I hardly compliment someone but when I do, it is very sincere. I have dealt with enough saccharine people to loathe them.

 

[desertboi]

The very first time I had sex with a guy, I was going to bottom for this really cute guy I met at college. Things were going really well... Until the point when he was rimming me and I accidentally farted. I was so embarrassed! I sat up, looked at me, and started laughing. Luckily it didn't kill the mood. We still hook up sometimes and he still laughs about it.

 

[maxpowr9]

I hate my job right now. I have to be at work at 7am tomorrow (typically 9am) because people are assholes and took a holiday tomorrow.

 

[refujiunderground]

I hate my job right now. I have to be at work at 7am tomorrow (typically 9am) because people are assholes and took a holiday tomorrow.

wow. i feel your pain, man. do you get out early?

i realize that when i'm not eating fruit by the foot or any of these sugary foods and drinks, i am . just jerked off about some minutes ago and wow... i was feeling tired before and now i know that i'm about to feel extremely tired now. i feel like going to off to sleep right now BUT why? still have to fill out job applications and clean up my room because my cousin from england is going to be taking over my room. she's going to be sleeping in my bed while i'm going to sleeping on the fucking makeshift cot in my brother's room.

 

[Lefty]

I was just thinking a bit here.

(hows that for fucking up a reputation?)

my thought...
if Max hates his JOB so much,
why doesn't he just quit and
join the 47% I heard about?

 

[maxpowr9]

I don't typically hate it but because like nobody is gonna be in the office tomorrow, I have to stick around and do coverage and phones like a bitch. It's why I bought a book this week. At least I'll be getting paid to read.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

I hate my job right now. I have to be at work at 7am tomorrow (typically 9am) because people are assholes and took a holiday tomorrow.

I have to BE at work at 620 AM. I get up at 4AM. I have been doing this since early October, with NO days off. I work 10-15 hours a day. I will have to do this for another few weeks.

Frankly I have very little sympathy for you.

 

[refujiunderground]

I'm confessin' I think some jubbers are way too sensitive,and make a big deal of literally nothing.

that's jub right there for you. some people get uptight over nothing and worst yet, some folks actually are ready to over obvious jokes.

 

[Lefty]

My reputation may be shot on here butt,

out of respect for the holi-phuque-dayze

I will pass on the caustic and sarcastic

bon mots I am beloved and noted for.

Mr 69, what the phuque do you do that

no one else can help you...sperm donoring?

Max, buy one of the Kindles. You can hook

up at the library and have a virtual library on

hand 24/7. They even 'return' them for you!

 

[maxpowr9]

1. I hate being bored at work. It's not mind numbing like my old job which could be done in the span of about 3 hours while spend the other 6 wasting away. It's the reason I am trending more and more towards accounting because I'm one of those that don't mind repetitive tasks (I have played MMOs for over 6 years).

2. Correcting other's mistakes that could have been avoided should be a crux for everyone. People would rather make the mistake and let someone else fix it than ask for help about how to do something correctly. This is why I hated tutoring and would never teach. People would just come ask me to do the problems for them and not learn anything.

3. Much of my frustration/anger comes with my age and how many companies irrationally think that because I am some mid-20s guy, that I cannot be in management. I call it reverse ageism. My bosses are not as bad as the ones at my old company but there is at least one who is the laziest piece of shit. He's like the asshole CPA I had to deal with for one of my part-time jobs who let his interns do all the work without checking it and they made simplest mistakes. The "asshole CPA" is her husband which makes it that much more fucked up. I sense a divorce in their future.

 

[refujiunderground]

You already know that I'll do the honors.

But it always come from a place of love.

10 years ago, she was the shit. oh man.... how time flies.

but anyway, i confess to contemplating about growing my hair out into a big ass fro. haven't done that since i was in the 8th grade. my dumbass elementary, middle, junior high school wrapped all into one was against guys getting cornrolls and twists and stuff like that. i was THIS close to getting twists or cornrolls and i had to shave it all off. it took me months to grow it. MONTHS. i look back @ my baby photos and damn, i was looking really good with the twists/cornroll combination in my hair. so far, it's been about a month (october 18th) since i got a haircut when i went with my mom on a trip down to dc for a day. my hair is nappy as fuck but it's growing for sure (that used to be a problem). i'm sort of worried about the left side of my hairline on my face. it might be receding. i want to get twists or cornrolls or possibly both.

another one of my ocd tendencies..

-i have a thing against scratching my hair when it itches because my personality might change, i'll look angry as hell and unattractive. i'll let my head itch the daylights out of me but as of recent times, i've been rubbing my hair around out of sheer boredom or when i'm feeling stressed out.

-i also have a thing against hand against my face like this.

i think that it'll have me feeling depressed or make my depression come back up.

-i don't like to scratch myself for the same reason why i don't want to scratch my hair.

-i actually think that i'll be less nervous when i don't drink tea.

-i think i'm smarter when i leave my curtains open 24/7 especially at night where the light from the streetlights are shining in my room.

damn, my mind is fucked up.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Right now I'm kind of obsessing on Dez Duron from "The Voice". Physically, I think he's about ideal.

 

[mbamike]

My BFF put a hickey on my ass. It's about an inch from my asshole.

 

[xbuzzerx]

I don't have a reputation!

 

[Alistair]

My BFF put a hickey on my ass. It's about an inch from my asshole.

That' sounds hot, I confess that right now I'd love to be putting a hickey on my boyfriend's butt. I'm horny as hell right now

 

[Alistair]

It's been almost three months since I've seen my boyfriend, he's on his way here to spend the weekend. I'm seeing a lot of and in my future

 

[Lefty]

Unlax 'Q-P',

Ms attitude that wanted to go balls to balls with you apparently

has become DISenchanted

here and gone elsewhere to spread her cheer and warmth.

Stiff upper lip and all lad, try not to

 

[maxpowr9]

^Me, too.

About once or twice a month my hormones overwhelm me..

Hot flashes? j/k

So today, I went to a bar after work and I swear I met my psychological twin. I actually spent about 4 hours just chatting with him (he's totally straight) and it was just amazing basically watching how I would existentially respond to myself.

 

[refujiunderground]

CupidBoy...You indirectly said you are hotter than me!
So I challenge you we both to take topless pics and make a poll.
If you won me,I promise I'll move my ass from this site!

Let's see if you have enough balls!

well damn. looks like cupid won.