Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2014

[borg69unimatrix]

Geez, I opened this thinking I would read some REAL, heartfelt confessions. Read from guys who want to relieve themselves of bearing a dark, perhaps shameful, humiliating and/or degrading secret(s) about the wanton acting out of disgusting sexual perversions that are only known to the pathetic pigs they fuck around with. Just sayin.....

THOSE kinds of confessions just end up being ammunition for all the monkeys throwing poo at each other here.

 

[mikey3000]

THOSE kinds of confessions just end up being ammunition for all the monkeys throwing poo at each other here.

Man, ain't that the truth, eh? Ha ha ha.

I love watching the melt downs of pompous, pseudo-intellectuals when they are proven wrong. Reminds me of kindergarten.

 

[belamyi]

Man, ain't that the truth, eh? Ha ha ha.

I love watching the melt downs of pompous, pseudo-intellectuals when they are proven wrong. Reminds me of kindergarten.

Any re-runs of "Best of..." programmed for poor clueless us ..?

 

[mikey3000]

Whoops. Should've prefaced. Not necessarily at this location. School.

 

[belamyi]

One minute ago, I caught myself saying out loud "jolín".

 

[darden]

I was almost in a car accident today because I was checking out a pair of cute Mormon missionaries walking down the sidewalk

 

[borg69unimatrix]

I was almost in a car accident today because I was checking out a pair of cute Mormon missionaries walking down the sidewalk

Religion will kill ya...

 

[belamyi]

I was almost in a car accident today because I was checking out a pair of cute Mormon missionaries walking down the sidewalk

Some are truly a fuggety fugly thing, but then some can be rather cute.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Some are truly a fuggety fugly thing, but then some can be rather cute.

Here Mormon (recruiter) boyz are notorious for being beautiful, and looking so dapper in their black slacks and white button up shirts, riding around on their bikes in pairs.

 

[belamyi]

Here Mormon (recruiter) boyz are notorious for being beautiful, and looking so dapper in their black slacks and white button up shirts, riding around on their bikes in pairs.

Well, I don't doubt for your American standards, ALL of them are kjwte (and that is the idea) but those of piggety piggy Nordic nose descent, the sort that can pass for vjuthiphwll is Mike Jeffries fundiwaspy pervert mind, as long as they are college age, to me are a serious no-no.

In relation to that and the topic of the thread, had I ever mentioned before that the reason why I first came back as belamo to this forum, four or whatever years ago (the second was after reading about some British JUBber visit to BCN with his partner, in November 2011 or or 2010 or so), it was because a Mormon boys visit got me, not aroused physically, but excited somehow... the guy I actually found kinky was neither of those who knocked at my door, but one I saw hurrying down the stairs a couple (maybe, or not, who cares) of week later, stouty and not actually my type, except for the reddish, gingery hair, and his general guileless juiciness

 

[belamyi]

In fact, Mormon recruiters are exactly like A&F models: not really worth much up from the nipples in the cookie-cutter cut torsos

 

[borg69unimatrix]

... just for fun... http://acidcow.com/pics/38761-mormon-missionary-positions-20-pics.html

 

[belamyi]

... just for fun... http://acidcow.com/pics/38761-mormon-missionary-positions-20-pics.html

Even if that is not the specific type to which I was referring as an example, those represent the not-so-attractive type I was talking about... even the fake missionaries.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

You're a hard man to please, Belamo.

 

[belamyi]

You're a hard man to please, belamo.

You may be doing it wrong...

 

[borg69unimatrix]

If you're expecting Mozart, class, white wigs, or violins to get you into bed, I stand by my original statement... You're a hard man to please.

 

[belamyi]

If you're expecting Mozart, class, white wigs, or violins to get you into bed, I stand by my original statement... You're a hard man to please.

Again, you are getting it VERY wrong... see the tragedy of my life?

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Again, you are getting it VERY wrong... see the tragedy of my life?

That's cause you keep sending the wrong signals.

 

[belamyi]

That's cause you keep sending the wrong signals.

Nah... it is only that they seem to be being received by those unable to read them or, rather, as I have always thought, that what you call signals are not actually meant as signals to anybody.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Part of it is you never just come out and say what you mean... you cloak everything in verbose mystery, allusion, illusion, enigma, labyrinths, parody, and assumptions. We see your lips move, but have no fucking idea what the hell you're saying. You turn simple yes or no answers into a 800 year trek through history, royalty blood lines, composers, magicians, and street walkers.