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I received a drip coffee maker for Christmas many years ago. I was so excited to get it. It had a 12-cup capacity and a clock which could be set to start brewing at a pre-set time.

That night, I set it up to begin brewing at 7 AM on Boxing Day. When I woke up the next morning, expecting a nice, hot, freshly-brewed cup of coffee, there was instead only air in the pot.

I forgot to add the water. !oops!
 
One time after working a ten hour shift and going to night school on top of that, I came home to fix me a late supper. I put some popcorn chicken and french fries on a cookie sheet and baked them. When they were done I open the oven door and sat my plate on the oven door and scoop the food onto the plate. After I put the food on the plate I sat the cookie sheet on top of the stove and closed the oven door. It was then I realize I fucked up and threw my food back into the oven. Needless to say when I open the oven door there was chcken and french fries all over the oven. Said fuck it I strave and went to bed.](*,)](*,)
 
Once at my gym... i changed into training clothes and put everything in a locker and locked it...
After my training session i came back into the changing room and unlocked my lockrer to find it empty. Everything was gone, my street clothes, my wallet, watch..everything..In a panic mode, i went to the front desk to report this.. They came with me in the locker room to confirm everything.. At the same time ( and i don't know why) i decided to open the locker next to mine and guess what? everything was there !oops!

i locked the wrong locker when i left for my training ...#-o
 
Where to start? Where to end?

I pressed the "unlock" button on my car key to open my condo door this afternoon.

A person I hadn't heard from in years called me today to catch up. I said "I'm actually really busy right now, but I'd love to catch up later." He said he'd call back, to which I said "Do you need my number?"

Not really uber-dumb, but I went to a fast-food-y Mexican place for dinner last night. I'm trying to lose five more pounds before my vacation, so I've been doing my best to eat right. And this place actually has lots of lower-calorie items (salads, grilled veggies, etc.). So after staring at the menu, and wondering what might be a healthy choice, I make my order.

A steak quesadilla.

I have NO idea why I picked that. I watched them pour the cheese in that thing, and fry the large tortilla, and thought "What the hell did I just do?"

On the positive side, I only ate half of it.

Lex
 
This one happened like 30 minutes ago. I work at a restaurant , I was filling up someone's glass with tea, then I set the pitcher down on the table, took the lady's full glass and put it on the ledge where the pitcher goes. She didn't notice till later, neither did I.
 
I once dated a woman for almost 2 years...

(rimshot)

I once tried out all of the features at once on a new defrosting convection microwave. The chicken never did cook properly because it still had all the frozen organs in a little bag inside it.
 
I am sure there is some things I forgot...but yea I too forgot to add water once when I was using a coffee machine.
Also one time Freshmen year in high school a "friend" and me were making jokes about Muslims on AIM and he dared me to put something in my profile..or something like that...about 30 seconds after
about 3 Muslims from my school IMed me with violent comments. I was too retarded to relaize he obviously copied my profile and sent it to them. He had a fascination with drama.
 
I set the microwave for 2 minutes to cook 2 slices of bacon. When I opened the oven, I discovered that I forgot to put the bacon in. Damn thing.
 
Umm. I once booked a flight on the company dime for a meeting in another city. Guess whether I had the right day.

Now guess how hard I looked to find some productive use of my time that day. Yep. "He's a keeper..."

PS....Elvin, how close were they when they were "pointing?"

Are you sure they weren't maybe trying to cop a feel?
 
Oh! I completely forgot about this one! Back in high school, Christmas Vacation was drawing to a close, I asked a friend, "Hey, when does school start again?" he responded with "Wednesday".(This was not weird as school originally started on a Thursday in August). So that Wednesday I wake up a 6 and drive to school to be there at 7.

"Wow, I'm getting a great parking spot!" I say to myself. I walk up to the doors and notice they're locked. My dumb ass doesn't put 2 and 2 together, so I sit there and knock on the door for 15 minutes. Yeah, needless to say school didn't start till the next day and I was a day early.
 
We put the oven on self clean and forgot to take the liner sheet out of the bottom.

The oven reaches 900 F and automatically locks for the 2 hour cycle. The sheet cannot withstand temps of more than 550F. And you can't cancel the function on the control panel once the cycle starts.

While I was dialing the fire department to tell them what the upcoming alarm would signify, it then occurred to me to shut the main breaker off which clears the controls.

I then had to explain all this to the fire department dispatcher.
 
I once showed up for class an hour early because I'd only bothered to look at the minutes on the clock. Luckily, this was when I attended a University and lived on campus, so I just walked back home.
 
I can't count how many times I've tried to start my car with my house key; or how many times I put my coffee into the refrigerator instead of the microwave and spent a minute wondering where the cook-time buttons went; or how many times I've been driving somewhere with someone and got to talking, then ended up driving either to work or home on autopilot instead of wherever it was we were going; or how many times I've answered my home phone with my work phone greeting, or answered my work phone and couldn't remember what I was supposed to say at all; or how many times I've turned on the blender without the lid...

The thing is, geniuses such as I (;)) can't waste precious brain-space on such trivialities. I'm too busy fixing the world in my head to spare a thought for the intrinsic differences between a washing machine and a dishwasher.
 
I make stupid little mistakes on a daily basis...Such as forgetting that it's Thursday, not Wednesday, and things of that nature...

Though, one of the dumber things I've done happened a long time ago when I was still in high school. I woke up, looked at the clock, and cursed when I realized I was an hour late for school.

So, I got dressed, ran out to the car, jumped in and drove like hell. I was half way to the school when I read the clock in the car, and realized that my other clock apparently had died at 9pm...
 
Elvin:

I agree with RAVEN... They were TURNED ON & JEALOUS.... I so wish I could have seen that. ;)

GP
 
When I was travelling around Asia I would only spend 1 or 2 nights in each town before moving on, so I stayed in a lot of different hotels, and a lot of different room numbers.

One night I went out, left my key at the front desk like you had to. At the end of the night I came back in and ask for my room key, went up to the room, opened the door... wasn't my room.

So I went down stairs, told them I got the wrong room number, asked for what I thought was my room key, went back up the the room with they number key they gave me... that ended up being the wrong room as well.

3 times I got the wrong room before I finally remembered the correct room number. I felt like such a dick having to try so many different keys.
 
When I was 11 and was having a school trip, I put a kettle of water above the stove then left the cabin, forgetting about the boiling water. Half an hour later, my teacher knocked the door of my cabin and opened the windows---the stove almost exploded.

There were some time ago too when I accidentally pooped in a pool...!oops! in front of my father's friends' children. Damn was I embarrassed. #-o
 
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