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Dealing with Jehovah's Witnesses. I found a way.

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They knocked on my back door. Nobody ever knocks on my back door except Michael, and I don't mind him knocking on my back door. He's cute.

Anyway, there was a man and woman standing outside the door. I pegged them as JWs the moment I saw them. The man was holding a pamphlet in his hand. He was inviting me to an evening with a speaker who will be talking about how mankind is destroying the world.

"I'm Baptist," I told them. "Always have been. If I ever feel the urge to convert you to MY church, I'll come knocking at your door."

After I closed my door on them, I walked to the front door, out into the hall, and opened the front door, waiting for them to come around as I knew they would. When they saw me standing there, the man smiled politely, nodded, and gave a little wave. They walked right on by.
 
Once upon a time I used to actually bother to converse with them and, using quotes from Deuteronomy, explain to them that, according to the bible, their founder was a false prophet and therefore I should have nothing to do with him or his followers.

... these days I find that simply using the words 'off' and 'fuck' ... politely, but firmly ... has much the same effect in a mere fraction of the time.
 
I once answered those pesky JW in nothing but a towel around my waste (precariously wrapped, might I add), and since they were accompanied by children, they did not insist...
 
My one and only time dealing with them was when I had my apartment in Illinois, and was temporarily on the night shift, which left me home during the day. The big van full of them pulled up, about 12 of them got out and they divided up who was going to what building. I fired up the stereo, put on AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" and let 'er rip. I watched out the peephole and every one of them walked right past my door without so much as a knock :lol:
 
I almost persuaded one she was wrong, once. It was a younger gal with an older one -- veteran and trainee. I used three things: their tactic of not quitting no matter what sign the other person gives, never pausing enough to let the other talk, and my Hebrew and Greek Old & New Testaments. I'd memorized their favorite "proof" verses and a set of ones -- often in the same Bible chapter -- showing their reading was wrong.

The older one finally literally dragged the younger bodily away, after about the third time the younger expressed agreement with my points.
 
Just tell them you're in the middle of a sacrafice to the Desolate One.
 
How about acting like adults and simply tell them you're not interested. No need to act like immature dicks.
 
elvin1 said:
Telling them that you're gay is immature?

Isnt it the truth?

If telling people you're gay is a "immature dick" move then I must a huge dick. lol
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I don't think I was responding to you. Hence the fact that I didn't quote you.
 
efnguy said:
I invited them in, and we had a discussion for over and a hour. (I was bored and was fucking with them. Can't convert the un-convertable and was I wasting their time.)

Before they left, they asked if they could have the phamlet back as I wasn't going to be needing it.
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So why waste their time? Again, if you're not interested just say so. In fact, if you don't want them to come back to your home tell them so.
 
bma1983 said:
How about acting like adults and simply tell them you're not interested. No need to act like immature dicks.
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Um....no. I don't owe them any degree of respect or courtesy. I see their religion as an affront to human dignity, so I'm well within my rights to be incredibly rude to them.
 
Full disclosure, my mother is a Jehovah Witness. I'm not, but growing up she use to take me with her when she would go door to door. There were many nice people who would say they weren't interested and then there would be the mean assholes who like to argue and harass. I remember one time a couple of Witnesses had piss thrown on them.

I really don't see the point of being mean and spiteful to people who aren't mean and spiteful to you.
 
EwanSF said:
Um....no. I don't owe them any degree of respect or courtesy. I see their religion as an affront to human dignity, so I'm well within my rights to be incredibly rude to them.
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Likewise, you don't deserve a degree of respect or courtesy.
 
efnguy said:
It wasn't mean or disrespectful. I just tied up their time.

You want to come to my door and waste my time, then guess what, I am going to fuck with you and waste your time.

I get your full disclosure, but, your mom should expect the unexpected with me.

Her problem, not mine.
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No offense, but it is your problem. You invited them in your house. You were wasting your own time.
 
efnguy said:
Nope, wasting their time, so they can't preach to the next.
Their problem.
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And what makes you think they didn't (or someone else in their group) go to the next door after they left yours?
 
I also had really good sex with a Mormon missionary who came to my door. They are only supposed to come in pairs, but he showed up alone. Maybe the rainbow sticker on my car had something to do wit that. :-)
 
bma1983 said:
Likewise, you don't deserve a degree of respect or courtesy.
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No, I do. I have two brain cells to rub together. If your mother is a member of that cult, that's your fuckin' problem and hers, not mine. I am under no obligation to play nice.

efnguy said:
They do, but it makes their days longer.
Fuck em. Mades me happy that they wasted all that time.

Hell, you sound like you are defending what they represent.
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That's because he is.
 
efnguy said:
They do, but it makes their days longer.
Fuck em. Mades me happy that they wasted all that time.

Hell, you sound like you are defending what they represent.
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Like i said, my mother is a Jehovah Witnesss so I know a lot about them. And if it made you feel good to waste your own time by listening to them then, by all means, feel good about it. But I seriously doubt you affected them in any way.

You know what, I am defending them. Not their beliefs, but them as people (it kind of makes it easy when they are in your family). I have never once met a mean Jehovah Witness. Maybe you have but I haven't. And as I said before, I don't like being mean to people who haven't personally been mean to me.
 
EwanSF said:
No, I do. I have two brain cells to rub together. If your mother is a member of that cult, that's your fuckin' problem and hers, not mine. I am under no obligation to play nice.



That's because he is.
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And you can go to fucking hell. I did not once disrespect you. So there was no need for you to disrespect me or my mother.
 
what is the main purpose of Jehovah's Witnesses recruiting ?
Is it they want more friends in their community ?

I don't think they really care about trying to save people from hell.
 
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