Desperate Housewives - The Return

[Spellbound]

I can't wait to see Bree and Edie face off tonight.

 

[sunoftheskye]

OMG what an awesome episode!!!

 

[Blueboy369]

I can't believe that little Bitch is trying to destroy her family. She actually wanted the boys to jump off the roof! She's the bad Seed!

 

[sunoftheskye]

She's seriously gonna be worse than Andrew!! That bitch is more crazy than her mother!

 

[Danugh]

She is is fucn crazy.. i like her.


She didnt put a gun to their head. Its not her fault they dont have common sense at their age.


If she told them to jump off a cliff they would do it.


Dont blame Kayla, the boys have sense enough to know what is wrong and right.


BREE IS MY FAVE BUT I THINK SHE IS A LITTLE UNFAIR AND HYPOCRITCAL TOWARDS ORSEN


YES ANDREW WAS DRUNK AND IT WASNT INTENTIONAL THAT HE KILLED MAMA SOLISE BUT SHE COVERED IT UP. I WAS VERY SHOCKED THAT BREE KICKED HIM OUT.


GABBY SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR 10 PERCENT OF THE "TATTOO" BUSINESS SINCE SHE WAS DOING IT OUT OF THE HOUSE.



OK AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THAT THAT GUY WAS NOT HER FATHER AND WAS A PEDOPHILE THAT WANTED TO BE INTIMATE WITH HER?

 

[Spellbound]

I liked this episode and cannot wait for next week.


Lynette, Tom and Kayla
Well its official. Kayla is the girl from The Bad Seed. I'm surprised the twin that jumped wasn't more severely hurt. Tom is such an idiot for not seeing it Lynette's way. For once I totally sided with her. But how could anyone not after all that?
I felt bad for the twins tonight. The boys who play them have turned into actual decent actors, instead of just loud, messy props for Lynette to react off of.

Gaby, Ellie, Bob and Lee
I'm liking this Ellie character. She's very interesting and different from any character thats ever been on the show. She kind of reminds me of Nancy Botwin from 'Weeds.' But maybe thats just the drugs.
It was good to see Bob and Lee again. What were they wearing?!
The scene where Gaby recruited Bob and Lee was really funny. "You people are theatrical." Bitch.
I hope Ellie sticks around for a while. She seems like a good adversary for Gaby.

Katherine, Wayne and Dylan
I have no idea where this mystery is going. But I love it that way. Last years was predictable, and S2's was practically non-existent.
We know that Wanye is Dylan's father, and that he did beat Katherine. So he isn't lying and she wasn't either. But who is buried in that grave in the forest?
That scene at the end with Katherine and Wayne was really tense.

Edie, Orson and Bree
I couldn't believe Edie. I can understand her getting upset when Bree insinuated that she's a slut, but to actually get drunk and kiss Orson?! What the fuck is she thinking?! I cannot wait until next week when Bree and Edie fight.
And is Orson going to prison? I don't see what else he can do now that he's even deeper in dog-shit than he was at the beginning of the episode.
Man, Bree must be shell shocked at all the recent revelations. I see a breakdown coming on. Perhaps another stay at the mental institution is in order?

Susan, Mike and Karl
I hate Karl. Always have, always will I guess. Luckily he won't be sticking around like he did for most of S2. This storyline bored me. But Susan was still funny.

All in all, it was a pretty good episode.

 

[sunoftheskye]

Yes, the boys shouldn't have done it, but that doesn't make her any less psycho for telling them to do it. Then after knowing they would do whatever she told them to, she encouraged them to jump off the fucking roof. HELLO! Psychopath! I mean even Andrew never tried to physically harm anybody.

 

[sunoftheskye]

"You people are theatrical."

I loved that line.

And I completely agree about Ellie. Normally I'm very uninterested in Gaby's storylines but this one is really interesting.

 

[tHaTeViLmOnKeY]

I liked this episode and cannot wait for next week.


Lynette, Tom and Kayla
Well its official. Kayla is the girl from The Bad Seed. I'm surprised the twin that jumped wasn't more severely hurt. Tom is such an idiot for not seeing it Lynette's way. For once I totally sided with her. But how could anyone not after all that?
I felt bad for the twins tonight. The boys who play them have turned into actual decent actors, instead of just loud, messy props for Lynette to react off of.

I didn't actually like this episode and found myself multitasking during it. That being said though, there was still great stuff.

That Bad Seed movie scared the shit out of me when I was younger. I agree, Kayla truly is little Rhoda or Rhonda or whatever her name was. But I mean, come on, how old are these kids? If someone told me to burn down a building at their age I'd be too afraid of getting in trouble with my parents to consider it.

Gaby, Ellie, Bob and Lee
I'm liking this Ellie character. She's very interesting and different from any character thats ever been on the show. She kind of reminds me of Nancy Botwin from 'Weeds.' But maybe thats just the drugs.
It was good to see Bob and Lee again. What were they wearing?!
The scene where Gaby recruited Bob and Lee was really funny. "You people are theatrical." Bitch.
I hope Ellie sticks around for a while. She seems like a good adversary for Gaby.

Interesting in that Ellie is quite different from the normal DH fodder. I like that it didn't start and wrap itself up all in one episode too.

And of course Bob and Lee had to be wearing the most hideously stereotypical costume...er, 'clothes' ever. It was like they were trying to remind us 'hey, remember those two gay guys that used to be on the show? Here they are! You can tell by what they're wearing in case you don't believe us!" Yikes.

Katherine, Wayne and Dylan
I have no idea where this mystery is going. But I love it that way. Last years was predictable, and S2's was practically non-existent.
We know that Wanye is Dylan's father, and that he did beat Katherine. So he isn't lying and she wasn't either. But who is buried in that grave in the forest?
That scene at the end with Katherine and Wayne was really tense.

She killed SOMEONE out of self defense so if not her husband then who? Whoever that man was and whatever the deal with this mystery is clearly lies within Dylan.

Edie, Orson and Bree
I couldn't believe Edie. I can understand her getting upset when Bree insinuated that she's a slut, but to actually get drunk and kiss Orson?! What the fuck is she thinking?! I cannot wait until next week when Bree and Edie fight.
And is Orson going to prison? I don't see what else he can do now that he's even deeper in dog-shit than he was at the beginning of the episode.
Man, Bree must be shell shocked at all the recent revelations. I see a breakdown coming on. Perhaps another stay at the mental institution is in order?

Again, why Bree with all this? What has she done that is SO bad that she somehow deserves all of this shit happening to her and seemingly only her? And until it was pointed out to me, I hadn't really thought about the fact that yes, Edie has dated every other woman's ex or man before. Wow.

 

[cAndId]

An actor playing a gay guy who is playing a straight guy, now that is comedy. The leather jacket was hilarious

Good episode, glad to see psychos are starting to return, and I am loving this Bree/Katherine friendship.

I like how Susan was told in the end how great Mike is for committing to honesty.

 

[gazzax2]

its funny how the guy from Firefly and Serenity is now on desp housewives! LOL.

 

[sunoftheskye]

^He's gone now though. I wish he'd come back.

 

[Danugh]

The writers missed out on a laugh.


After Bree confessed they should have let Gabby say, "well wait a minute, Susan are you really pregnant?"


That would have been funny.

 

[sunoftheskye]

So did Dylan have a twin?? Is the real Dylan the one in the woods?

 

[Spellbound]

Tonight's episode seemed to go by so fast, but so much seemed to happen. I loved it.

SPOILERS

Susan, Mike and Mama
I thought Mike's mama was a little over the top, but I have met women who act kinda like that. Every time she said 'Me-Ma' I laughed. I've never heard that term before. I didn't realize it until the end that the actress who plays her was the blonde waitress on 'Alice' way back when. I liked the storyline, and I'm happy Susan finally had that baby.

Gaby, Carlos and Ellie
This is the first Gaby storyline that I'm really into. I think because Ellie is a fresh new character and the show hasn't dealt with hard drugs before. Even though what Ellie is doing is wrong, I hope she gets away with it somehow. I want her to stay.
Carlos is hilarious. "What? I can't see! Who is it!?" <- That cracked me up.

Lynette and Kayla
I hate that little bitch from hell. She deserved to get slapped. She threatened Penny! A little girl. What kind of person does that? A psycho. So I hope the men in white come for her soon. I hope they don't kill her off, because they could possibly bring her back in the future when she's more mature. And even more psycho.

Katherine, Dylan and Wayne
So I guess its official. Wayne is not Dylan's father, and Dylan is not the same Dylan who lived on Wisteria Lane 12 years ago. What happened to the real Dylan? Where did this fake Dylan come from? This mystery is weird. And Katherine scares me. Was she telling the truth when she was telling Wayne about her affairs? Or was she just trying to get a rise out of him?

Bree, Orson and Edie
I was surprised that Bree told Gaby, Susan and Lynette the truth about Benjamin. There wasn't as much fallout as I expected, but it worked well the way it happened.
Ok, I know Edie deserved all that, but I couldn't help but feel sorry for her. I've always had a soft spot for her because she is the outsider who doesn't really fit in. But after burning down Susan's house, stealing Mike when he came out of the coma, getting Carlos evicted, faking a suicide attempt to trap Carlos, telling Victor about Carlos and Gaby, stealing the paper that would have given them millions, kissing Orson and blackmailing Bree, she deserved it.
So is Edie gone for good? Or was she just packing an overnight bag? Part of me wants her to stay, but because she hasn't been given much to do, I think it is time for her to go.


I don't know if I'll be able to watch the two hour finale next week because I'm going to be in Paris. But I can wait.

 

[tHaTeViLmOnKeY]

Spellbound you're going to Paris? I'm so jealous!

Have to say, as usual I'm agreeing with a lot of what you had to say. Everything except the bit about Kayla.

You have to remember what kind of mother she had and what happened to her. That would screw anyone up. Being thrust into a new household with a new family and a dad you barely know. I just think she needs serious help before she actual turns psycho.

I'm curious, and this is probably a stupid question, but DO they send blind men to prison? I mean, I'd imagine it'd be seriously hard for them to commit any type of crime but in Carlos's case, who did the crime before becoming blind, would that make a difference? How wonderful a cop threatening a blind man with prison unless they willing harbor the likeable drug dealer. Asses.

I was shocked Bree told them as well. It was bound to come up, I just figured it'd be more shocking. I still can't get over the fact that after the things Bree has done (hello, helping covering up your best friend's husband's mother's death as committed by your son!) she cant find it in her heart to be a little more forgiving. Especially since Mike and Susan are willing to.

Thank god Susan had that damn baby. Let's see if it's going to help her grow up any.

Yikes next weeks finale looks amazing and I haven't even seen it yet!

 

[JesseNYC]

So did Dylan have a twin?? Is the real Dylan the one in the woods?

That is what I thought. But still where the hell did this Dylan come from?

I dont get it...

This is a really weird mystery, even more weird then the Woodards. Im almost over the mysteries. I love it when it's just great storylines for each wife. But I do really like Katherine. I hope they keep her around.

I remember always having the mystery figured out by now but this one is just weird... by the way, what was Season 3's mystery?

 

[dr_beat]

The writers missed out on a laugh.


After Bree confessed they should have let Gabby say, "well wait a minute, Susan are you really pregnant?"


That would have been funny.

lol I was thinking the same thing.

 

[cAndId]

I like your summaries spellbound!
You said Edie burned down Susan's house, but I think its the other way around.

I loved this episode, there was so much in it that I didnt realize Susan had her baby until 10 seconds after the show had ended.

The lynette/kayla storyline is frustrating to me, I hope Tom finds out Lynette is telling the truth soon.

I love Edie! I hope she doesnt get less of a role I am sad about the prospect of her not being a part of the group anymore.

This Dylan storyline is very intriguing, why did the original Dylan die? (im assuming) Did Katherine kill her? Who took Dylan's place? Cant wait for the next episode

 

[Spellbound]

I like your summaries spellbound!
You said Edie burned down Susan's house, but I think its the other way around.

Well technically Susan burned Edie's down first. But that was an accident. Edie burned Susan's house down on purpose at the end of S2. She had found out that Susan had been sleeping with Karl, who at that point was with Edie. I hated that storyline.
But it seemed all was forgiven by the beginning of S3.