Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

Four British construction workers on holiday in Ibiza were looking to make a bit of extra money and agreed to take part in a survey to show that :

"the hunkier and more aesthetically beautiful the stud the skankier his underpants!"

I think you will agree that the state of those skidded babies proves our point!

Naturally we asked if we could keep those little treasures and I later hooked up with the guy on the left who was eager to boost his bank account even further!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey babe! So sweet of you to do me a Full English breakfast but you know I can't eat it without brown sauce and we've run out!

-I know sweetheart but I've just had a six pound dump and I didn't wipe too well so what's nestling in my shaven haven should be more than enough to season what I'm preparing for you........Daddies sauce for my lovely daddy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Just stick your tongue out and say "ah!"

-"Ahh!"

-Now I just need to take your temperature but it has to be done rectally so if you'd just like to drop your undies and bend over!

-Is it normal doc!?

-I don't know! I can't read it! It's covered in shit you dirty little bastard!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You may be familiar with the term "five o' clock shadow" which refers to a man who shaves in the morning but by the afternoon has developed a discernible layer of stubble!

So what term can we give to a situation in which a hunky fit 19 year old Tik Tok influencer like Jak Stevo who shaves his pucker hole in the morning but which by mid afternoon is covered in sweat,musk, funk and a generous helping of chocolate sprinkles!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Some people would see this as a deterrent to stealing a car and a cheap alternative to an anti-theft device!

Personally if I saw those skidded skuns on the floor of the gym, whisked up by an 18 year old Adonis, stuffed in.his rucksack and brought out again to cover the steering wheel of his car while he nipped into the supermarket to pick up a crate of beer I would see that as an incredible incentive to break in!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Remember this skanky builder lad from a couple of days ago!?

Well here are his skanky pants to go with his skanky socks!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Look Jake it doesn't matter how many faces you pull or how you contort your face you are still not ugly enough to p!ay the part of Quasimodo in our production of the Hunchback of Notre Dame!

-Yeah I may look ok on the outside but my arsehole is really dirty and smelly! I don't bother to wipe after I take a dump! I just pull up my Calvin's and use them as blotting paper

-It may be the dirtiest arse on the planet and after all I should know! I've slid in and out of your chocolate river more times than most people have had hot dinners but the fact is that it's still perfectly formed!

Remember that the word Quasimodo means almost formed and there is nothing almost formed about your hot little body baby boy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Really appreciate you letting me stay here man! After all she is your sister but she's chucked me out, ripped my clothes up and stopped me seeing the kids and all because she came home early and found me shagging the girl that does our cleaning! I mean it's hardly a crime is it mate and a man needs to take his pleasure where he can find it!

( Ok Nick! You've treated my sister like shit and now it's payback time! In approximately fifteen minutes you'll be out for the count ( and I'll be out for the cunt!) After what I've put in your coffee!

Then I'll rip off your jeans, and sniff your shit-stained knickers while I'm sending millions of little swimmers up your shit chute!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So we are studying this text for A level English about a geezer who sells his soul to the devil and while he remains young and unblemished on the outside his portrait in the attic reflects the gradual deterioration.of his soul!

That's weird!

Well to put it in simple modern terms Matty!

You are generally considered to be the eponymy of physical beauty with a flawless beautiful complexion and come to bed eyes and mouth but this may be inversely proportional to the state of your pucker hole that you may wash infrequently and your undies may sport the mother of all skidmarks!

You may care to prove my point!

(Chorus of voices in class!)

Yeah Matty! Get em.off off off!

Get em.off off off!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is a Nightshelter not a night club!

Right Mr.Adidas get that fag out of your mouth and put that bottle down!

You two get out!

Right Adidas I could smell your fucking shit as I followed you up the stairs last night!

Now I'm going to taste it!

I'm going to fuck you so hard that I'll be sending your shit back up your intestine!

Now get on that fucking bed and open your legs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Now that you've sucked my tits dry boys maybe you're ready to sample the finest quality chocolate!

Let me ease down my sweatpants and bend over to allow you easier access to my chocolate dispenser!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I love a guy in black socks but just imagine running your nose backwards and forwards over that bicycle seat after he's cycled 100 miles for charity with no knickers!

He will have raised shed loads of dosh for charity not to.mention raising loads of cocks!

Don't know yer name mate but I'd ride the fucking arse off you any day!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 19 year old JOSEPH GARDNER who plays for Nottingham Forest

The only forest I'm interested in is the one between the cheeks of his arse!

Just imagine licking out all the twinky shit that's clung to his sweaty arse cheeks during 90 minutes on the field!

All that beautiful milk white flesh......Just give me fifteen minutes with his skanky match-worn knickers over my face!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Time to let your imaginations run riot boys!

This is 29 year old KEITA BALDE DIAO who plays for Turkish club Sivasspor!

Just imagine him peeling off his shit-stained knickers after 90 minutes on the field and doing ten squats on your face before hitting the showers!

Just look at that body lads and tell me that the cum is not trickling down your legs........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I told you before that if you tested positive for alcohol and drugs you'd be out on your ear!

This is not a hotel! It's a halfway house for people who are looking for permanent accommodation!

-Ok if this is a "halfway" house then I'll let you stick your cock "halfway" up my arse!

If you forget about my current state I'll let you all the way in!

You won't need any lube cos I've just had a shit so it's nice and moist up there!

C'mon mate! I caught you sniffing my dirty socks and pants in the laundry the other day! I know you want my arse and I'm offering it to you on a fucking plate so shall we say no more about it and you can get yer hands on my skanky socks and pants you dirty cunt.........I know you're dying to have a good sniff and I've haven't changed them for three days!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Oriental boys are much underrated witness this 24 year old swimmer from the People's Republic of China SUN.JIAJUN!

I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd like to find out whether the sun shines out of his Jiajun!

Japanese boys have lovely shaven havens and if you go to gaymale.com you'll find plenty of arse sniffing and rimming and boys being 69d in their black socks!

Really does it for me!

Happy viewing!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you seen what is tattooed on his chest!

BLEED WITH ME AND YOU WILL BE FOREVER MY BROTHER!

So one can only assume that he is inviting his friend to flip fuck their virgin arseholes and let the blood flow like a virgin on her wedding night!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"If I can't smell that sexy fucker's arse at least I can sniff the seat he's been seating in once he gets off the train! I just hope he hasn't had time to shower this morning!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One of the biggest upsets in British footballing history took p!ace in 1988 when Wimbledon beat Liverpool 1-0 in the FA Cup final!

The next shock , although one cannot label it an upset, was at the end of the match when Wimbledon defiantly dropped their shorts and pants and mooned both the dejected opponents and the excited crowd!

Just imagine the state of those victorious shitters as the tighty whities congealed to the players' arses by funk, sweat and shit were prised off their pustulent puckers and slid down their legs!!!!!!

Oh to have sampled each of those pucker holes! Cadburys Dairy Milk or Galaxy!?

We will never know!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I order a rent boy I don't expect him to pitch up.with holes in his socks!

I hope for your sake you've striped the seat of your pants good and proper or I'll demand a refund!