Dirty unwashed ass

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This is the video I couldn't upload on 12 October of the guy playing Patience! Enjoy!

 

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It's sweet of 21 year old British gymnast OLIVER DEAN to remind us what to do with him once we've got him on his back although I don't think any of us needs to be reminded to pump like hell!!!!!!!

 

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Plumbers are like gold dust today! So glad you could come out at short notice!

That's ok mate! I think I can see where your leak is coming from!

Yep! That makes two of us!

 

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And here's the pic to go with it!

 

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-It was good of you to choose me as a model for your Still Life art class Sir!

-The pleasure is all mine Kyle ( and that's no lie!)

-Doing this extra practice in your sitting room just the two of us seems a good idea! The only thing I don't understand is why you asked for my underpants!

-Well Kyle you know how a sniffer dog is given an article of clothing from a criminal to sniff so that he gets a good scent well it's the same here!

By sniffing your underpants I feel that I can establish a closer bond with you, be filled with inspiration and this produces a more faithful representation of you on canvas!

-Wow Sir that's awesome!

-( OMG! The little prick has swallowed all that when all I wanted was the chance to sniff his skidders!)

 

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-I've just arrived at the station and I'm in the waiting room wearing a jacket with furry hood and grey sweatpants! I'm the only one here at the moment! The station's practically deserted

-I might just fuck you in the waiting room then and get the next train back! It'd save paying for a room! If not I'll take you in the bog and bang you up against the wall!

Remember what we said-once I hand over the money you give me a plastic bag containing your shitty sweaty knickers and socks from last night's gym session!

If you insist on lube I'll get some hand gel from the dispenser and if you're a posh geezer who insists on a condom I've kept the plastic wrapper from a sarnie I've had on the train! I'll tie that round my cock with an elastic band!

 

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-Thanks for your support mate! The doctor told me I shouldn't bend down cos all the blood would run to my head!

-No probs mate! I bet you know where all my blood is running to right now!?

- Yep! I can feel it poking through the seat of my pants!

-Better get you upstairs then! I don't want you passing out before I've fucked you! It should be a shared experience!

 

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Thanks Jeremy another great shoot!

We've had quite a lot of interest in you from the gay community who've asked whether you could do more arse shots with some decent brown stripes in the seat of your Calvins!I

Punters wanting to buy briefs stained by drop dead gorgeous hunks is becoming a growth industry so the more knickers you can stripe the better!

Naturally we will pay you extra!

We are very keen to be seen as embracing all needs in our photo shoots!

 

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-Come on you little bastard! Just one more insult then I can caution you, take you in and chuck you in a cell for the night!

-Great! Nice warm cell, evening meal and full English breakfast all at the expense of the British taxpayer!

-Yeah, but I'll be visiting you during the night mate! I'll have you on your back with your ankles resting on my shoulders and I'm gonna rearrange your guts!

-Oooo Constable! Will you take my pants and socks as a trophy of your night's work!?

Too fucking right mate! Your arse stinks and that's just the way I like my chavs!

 

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-It's really hot today mate. Hope you don't mind me working in just me vest and pants!?

-As long as you don't mind my manmilk spurting into your arsehole!

 

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One two three four

Poke that pussy till it's sore!

Five six seven eight

I'll shag you senseless on our date!

 

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-Well here we are in the middle of the wood and you said we were having a picnic so where is it!?

-I'm looking at it!

-There's milk from your tits, chocolate from your arse, cheese from your feet, cream from your bollocks and orange juice from your cock!

That's what I call the chavvy meal deal!

 

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-The chap downstairs let me in! I hope I haven't come too early!

-Well as long as you don't cum too quickly!

 

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I wonder if any adoring fan has ever had the courage to ask 27 year old Everton striker DOMINIC CALVERT LEWIN if he would sign his autograph across his match-worn skidded skuns rather than the customary match day programme!

I think I'd risk it!

 

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English footballer CHARLIE PATINO celebrated his 21st birthday on 17 October!

Just imagine his teammates making a man of him and licking all that stinky twinky shit out of his pucker hole before replacing it with the finest clotted cream from eleven or more pairs of low hanging bollocks!

 

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A piece of advice for all boys about to celebrate their 18th birthday party at Sixth Form College!

You never know what your classmates have got planned for the celebrations so to avoid embarrassment make sure your Calvin's are skid free!

HOWEVER, when you are with your boyfriend make sure there's enough shit in your stink pipe to let him slide in and out freely thus making both of you the happiest men on earth!!!!!

 

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32 year old MOHAMMED SALAH from Egypt who plays for Liverpool!

I bet his wife has to take a scrubbing brush to the seat of his underpants at the end of each match!

Lucky bitch gets to sniff his skidders where the rest of us can only dream about what they smell like!

 

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-I know you've been eyeing me up all night mate!

-As soon as I walked into the bar I could smell your skanky arse -before I even saw you!

-My reputation goes before me! Yeah it's pretty rank mate and I keep it funky and musky for occasions just like this!

Do you wanna eat me out while Im pissing!?

-Love to mate!

 

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-I thought my first year of art at University would be all about still-life painting like bowls of fruit!

-Well from where I'm standing I can see a couple of nice plums, a firm banana and a couple of juicy ripe melons just begging to be eaten!

 

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Just look at it boys! Gaze and admire it! No words are necessary!

I sincerely believe that the Mona Lisa has had her day and that she should be toppled from pole position in the Louvre and replaced by this work of art!

You've heard of the tomb of the unknown warrior so let's now make way for the shrine of the unknown arse!

This should be on display with background music from Earth, Wind and Fire because there may be earth and wind coming out of that sweet little hole but there'll be plenty of fire going up It in the form of burning sizzling cocks!!!!