Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

As the commanding officer of this platoon I would never dream.of asking my men to do anything that I wouldn't be prepared to do myself and that's one way of earning their respect!

This lad for example ,who was struggling to keep up with the rest of his squad, was in desperate need of some TLC on his feet!

He didn't say a thing when I peeled those smelly black socks off his feet and raised them to my nose and he was even very cooperative when I motioned him to turn round so that I could have a sniff of his shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you turn the corner of your street and see a horny fucker like this leaning against the wall you will need to think on your feet and summon up all the ingenuity you can muster to find a way to get your nose wedged between his tight shit-lined buns!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That is one very appetizing starter to a meal whose main course is rump steak with a rich spicy brown sauce!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If this guy ever advertised for a personal assistant whose main duties were to worship his arse and feet he would probably need to employ a special assistant whose job would be to wade through the mass of online applications for the post!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You will have to forgive me but I am slightly obsessed with 31 year old Paulo Dybala the Peter Pan of Argentinian football!

As you can see from.the pictures I am not the only one that wants to sample the contents of his chocolate dispenser!

Argentina has always been famous for its rump steaks but it might be develop ing a reputation for its brown sauce too!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you see pictures of Jack Grealish you can only imagine that he's the sort of guy who would not be too fastidious about cleaning his arse after a six pound dump!

He might use a couple of squares of toilet roll but certainly no washing of the affected area and he might even just pull up his tightie whities and use them as blotting paper to absorb his blessed chocolate!

However, once they dried........ the smell of those Grealish superskids.........mmmm! Out of this world!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think you need to reset your Satnav mate!

A few inches to the north and you should be on target!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Good morning Sir! My name's Rob, I'm your driver for the day and I aim to satisfy all your needs so hope you will give me a five star review at the end of the day!

-Well Rob it looks as if my day just got better and you certainly have something between your legs to quench my thirst.....and I'm not talking about the orange juice!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Billy was certainly aware of the concept of "fast track promotion" within a company but until now he hadn't realised what that entailed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Young people in Britain are growing up with an increasing sense of entitlement coupled with the sense that the world owes them a living!

Many young men can't even be bothered to put their dirty socks and underpants in the laundry basket!

Who knows whether we shall soon reach a point where they can't even be bothered to take off their skidded skuns and consign them to the washing-machine!

Good news for all stepfathers who have been trying to find a way of getting up close and personal with their sexy stepsons!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So you're saying you need to stick pins in my arse to cure my chain smoking!?

-The art of acupuncture is very complex and with a body like yours you will never be completely cured of smoking....well being smoking hot that is!

You told me that you are also suffering from constipation! Well I have something between my legs that is guaranteed to remove any noxious obstacles in the sphincter!

Just lie back and relax!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We are well and truly fed up with the smouldering animosity between you two school prefects which is poisoning the atmosphere in the school!

You are both adults now and should behave as such!

We have brought you two together so that we can oversee this extreme bonding session and you can fuck the shit out of each other or punch the hell out of each other but this nonsense stops here!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Are you Josh!?

-Yes mate!

-You got my text then!?

-Yep

-...and you haven't changed your underpants for three days!? You've got the key to the staff toilet which nobody ever uses and you're sure we won't be disturbed!?

-Sure! Have you got the money!?

-Yep and if your arse is up to scratch I'll be back again!

Let's go!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you see a cunt like this on the bus you get off where he gets off, you follow him wherever he goes and you don't stop until that bastard's ankles are resting on your shoulders and you are sliding in and out of his shit chute!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gorgeous 19 year old German footballer Tom Bischoff who plays for Hoffenheim.........and not a bitch in sight!

Love the word SAP on his shirt......No shortage of that in those Teutonic low hangers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What are you studying Bud!?

-Biology! We've got this really strange essay to write about the digestive tract!

-What is it son!?

-Well the title is:

"Matter only goes down the sphincter! It never goes up it!"

-Well being your stepdad and not your biological dad I think i can give you a few pointers to help you answer this!

-Gee thanks! You're the best!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

My boyfriend is obsessed with basketball and doesn't seem to have any time for me so the only way I can get his attention is to stick my arse in the basket so he can kill two birds with one stone so to speak!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The third one along from the left with the mint green tie and blue stripes is so going to get it.................

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The two old geezers behind me have had their eyes burning into my arse cheeks ever since they checked into the hotel!

It won't be long before they call for room service and have me on my back but what can I do!? It's all part of my work experience and in the service industry......the customer is always right!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Must mention the gorgeous DESIRE DOUE of PSG who played a pivotal role in.their 5-0 defeat of Inter Milan last night!

No coincidence that the translation of his name in English is DESIRED ENDOWED!

I bet his girlfriend can hardly walk this morning!

Just imagine licking the chocolate out of that stud's arse as he's pounding his bitch's pussy!