Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

If you look at the fourth picture you will see Desire Doue celebrating with Joao Neves!

Now we're pretty sure that Desire shagged the arse off his girlfriend last night but picture four seems to suggest that Joao got the first load!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Running from left to right I've singled out numbers two and four for a bit of mutual arse sniffing!

Just imagine these two gorgeous little hunks getting off by sniffing each other's arses through their skidded skuns!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I wonder if I can double up on Tesco club card points if I can get him in my shopping trolley!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The smell of the flowers, the birds, the trees and I can still smell your fucking shithole a mile off!

Come out you dirty bastard and let me give you the seeing to you so richly deserve!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Just remember that I'm paying for an arsehole that hasn't been washed for three days!

The slightest whiff of shower gel and I want my money back!

-I don't think you will be disappointed Sir! Bogdan may be young but he is very experienced when it comes to pleasing punters!I

-Ok but don't forget that I take his socks and pants away with me! Now you can fuck off for half an hour!

-Of course Sir! All part of the deal!

Happy shagging!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"For fucks sake Adrian! There's fucking chocolate up there! I know there is!

If you can't poke deeper than that I'll get a pneumatic drill in!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It's a pity his cock is so small!

-Yeah but it may be a grower!

-Not too worried! I got what I came for which is a good sniff of his arse! Do you fancy a sniff John!?

-I like the idea of bidding for his dirty socks and pants and his have got nice big skidders in the seat so well worth having!

-The best thing we ever did was agreeing to take on these work experience boys to help massage the government unemployment statistics......not to mention massaging other things!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just cum across a chap by the name of Benjamin Parsons, a 28 year old British guy from London whose user name is "Thick Benjamin!"

His videos are extremely wankworthy with lots of sticking his finger in his arse and licking it!

Love a man in black socks which he flashed on a regular basis!

In the words of the Big Issue seller:

"Don't be shy! Give it a try!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Turkish and Kurdish barbers seem to have taken the hairdressing world by storm in Britain!

One of the reasons that they are so popular is that they will remove hair from any part of the body and no job is beneath them ( quite literally!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you've got a mammoth outdoor function about to start and you've lost the bottle opener..........You can always rely on the local chavs to lend a hand or maybe an arse!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Adaptation from the children's fairy story "Jack and the Beanstalk!

"Fee fi fo fum

I smell the shit from an unwashed bum!

Be he alive or be he dead

I'll eat that arse until I'm fed!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This updated version of "Dejeuner sur l'herbe" is much more appetizing than the original!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If this is "rear of the year" I'd like to volunteer to judge the boy with the most skidmarked skuns!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

English footballer Dominic Calvert-Lewin has got one of the best arses ever to grace a pair of tighty whitie Calvin's and he scrubs up well in school uniform!

Just imagine taking him behind the bike sheds and giving him the ride of his life!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Anyone of a certain age in Britain will remember a tv commercial that went something like this:

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat!

A finger of fudge is just enough before it's time to eat!

It's full of Cadbury goodness and very soft and sweet!

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's almost that time of the year again boys!

Yep! The season when all those smelly male arsehole are teasing our noses, tongues and cocks on the tennis court!

Do you remember how Rafa Nadal was always picking wedgies!

I bet when he took his pants off at the end of a 5 set match his skidmarks were so long and deep that you could seed them with a row of strawberry plants and be assured of a good crop of strawberries for the following year's tournament!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

As soon as these two horny lads get up off the seat and leave the room I'll lock the door, drop to my knees and run my nose along the area where their dirty smelly shitters have been grinding into the fabric!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Is there anything I can do to make you feel better Ehrling!?

-Yep Phil you can sit on.my face and let the smell from your shitty arsehole gradually revive me!

 

[bibeanbagcuck]

I gave up in the dating sites about a year ago! They were getting really expensive and meetings normally meant an expensive dinner so being a businessman myself I decided to cut out the middleman!

I knew this was a gay friendly pub so one night I came in ordered a pint and dropped my trousers!

Never looked back!

Yeah ! I know you never look back cos I was the one that had you last Friday night!

My wife would Rim all of you

 

[Luvz2eatass]

Is it only me, or does anyone else love the smell of a guy’s dirty, unwashed ass!!! I can’t get enough of it!!! Even swiped a few of my straight friends, cousins and uncle’s sweaty, shit stained underwear. I would sniff the brown stains and imagine how much stronger their asses smelled!!!

Oh hell yes! The pheromones and funk are almost intoxicating to me!