Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

I've always been interested in astronomy so touch your toes JOE GOMEZ and permit me to fathom the mysteries of the black hole!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

27 year old goalkeeper DEAN HENDERSON of Crystal Palace is so gracious!

He allows his teammates to.milk his udders when they are running short of the white stuff in the clubhouse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey James! You were supposed to leave your dirty knickers in my locker after the last match!

-Sorry Jordan but my wife's getting a bit suspicious when I come home after every match without my socks and pants!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Love the socks!

Shall we play poker!?

I'd rather play poke'im!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Men don't make passes
At guys that wear glasses
Unless of course
They've got shitty arses!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Adapted from the giant in Jack and the Beanstalk!

Fee fi fo fum
I smell the shit of an Englishman!
Be he alive or be he dead
I'll grind his arse until.he's bred!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Let me know when you've finished mate and I'll ring for room service to lick us clean!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Your complexion is looking really good darling!

-Yes I've started using "the boy next door!"

-Is that a new face pack! ?

-No it's actually the boy next door who is offering a SIT AND SHIT service to supplement his day job on minimum wage!

He comes and sits and shits on your face!.His dirt is so much more effective than any other mud pack I've tried! Gets right into the pores with a wonderfully astringent effect!

I always give him a good tip at the end of it!

The tip of your cock you mean!? Yeah I bet you do!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This photo of Jack Wilshere's arse crack is reputed to be a fake!

Well someone may have "faked" it but I'll certainly fuck" it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You know that smoking can shorten your life!

-So can taking it up the arse without a condom but at least I'll die happy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

My landlord's just fucked me in the arse 'cos I couldn't pay the rent!

I quite enjoyed it actually so I'll have to make sure I haven't got the money when he comes round next month!

 

[Bill1954]

Is it only me, or does anyone else love the smell of a guy’s dirty, unwashed ass!!! I can’t get enough of it!!! Even swiped a few of my straight friends, cousins and uncle’s sweaty, shit stained underwear. I would sniff the brown stains and imagine how much stronger their asses smelled!!!

I don't care for bad smells unless I'm smelling my own pits. I never understood why there would be porn sites in which guys were smelling the other guys ass. I could not do that. I think it had something to do with the way I was brought up and my mother say that was gross, Billy! May she rest in peace

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old German footballer ROBIN KAPINSKI is just about as close tp.perfection as one can get!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Are you sure you're 18!?

-Yes I have my Romanian passport which states that I was born on 6 June 2006!

6-6-6-? The mark of the devil!?

That's as maybe but I would like to take you to Heaven!

Well you are certainly the closest thing to an angel I have ever seen!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Which arse can make a football smell more fragrant!?

Is it Bukayo Saka or Martin Odegaard!?

Odergaard is such an ironic name! After all who would want to "guard" against
HIS "odour!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's just something about a man exercising in black tights that really turns me on and the white socks are an added bonus!

Imagine sniffing the seat of those babies after an intense workout!

25 year old NICOLO ZANIOLO who currently plays for Atlanta!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There used to be a competition in the newspaper years ago entitled SPOT THE BALL in which one had to guess where the ball might be!

I suppose one night adapt that to SPOT THE NOSE!

Where would your nose be when confronted with these two fine arses belonging to ADRYELSON SILVA and THIAGO ALAMADA both of whom play for Botofago in Brazil!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I've always wanted to visit Rome to see the Trevi fountain!

-Why waste all that money going abroad?

Why bother about the" Trevi fountain" when you can have " Trevor's fountain!? "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Don't think I'm trying to tell you your job young man but should you really be smoking when you've got your head under my bonnet and fiddling with my fuel pipe!?

-No worries mate! I'm naturally smoking- smoking hot that is! All the chicks think so and some of the blokes too!

If you wanna sniff my arse while I'm servicing yer motor just crack on mate! Fill yer boots! That's generally what happens when blokes get a whiff of my shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Being a binman may not be the most glamorous job in the world but you can rest assured that your workmates will be the friendliest !!!!!!