Dirty unwashed ass

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It's at times like this that I wonder why I was born with only one nose!

Would love to sniff the shitters of these two black babies at the same time!

 

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Not to mention what I would do to Liverpool footballer JOE GOMEZ if he ever came knocking on my door to ask for a cup.of sugar- unlikely as the scenario might be!

 

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So glad I started going out with his mum! I've got the best of both worlds!

Why choose between fish and meat when you can have both!?

 

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Why stop at sniffing the shit on the seat of my skidded skuns when you can have what's in 'em!?

It'll cost you though Stepdaddy dearest!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So you lads are all part of the college Pokemon club!?

-That's right Sir and we heard that you were a great fan of Pokemon too!

-Oh yes boys!

I'll poke 'em on the table and I'll poke 'em on the chair!

I'll poke that teenage arse any fucking where!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm driving the A level art group down to Florence with a stop over in the Pyrenees!

Pyrenees!? I'll "part" their fucking "knees!"

Every one of them was born before 7 December 2006 so they are men in theory and they'll be men in practice by the time I've finished with them!!!!

Andiamo ragazzi!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Does anyone remember ROSS DRAKE gay porn star from ten years ago!?

His name is Nathan R. Gray now 34 from Salisbury Wiltshire and he retired in 2016!

I've wanked over the black sock photo so many times imagining that I was doing him 69 while sniffing those black socks which he'd been wearing for three days and using his skidded Calvin's as a Covid mask!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Three musketeers with three musky rears!"

Russian youth at its finest!

Don't let Mr.Putin catch you on a gay porn site boys or it'll be the salt mines of Siberia for you!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Do you fancy a ride mate!?

-Yeah but nothing to do with the Kawasaki!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Do you work for JUST EAT!?

-No JUST CRACK!

-So you deliver crack cocaine!?

-No mate! ARSE CRACK!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just imagine following gorgeous GUUS TIL up those steps with your eyes fixed on that smelly Dutch arse!

He stops suddenly and you find your nose wedged unexpectedly between those beautiful buns!

The stuff dreams are made of!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Next on the list to be followed up the steps is 21 year old English footballer WILL FISH who plays for Cardiff City!

He looks like a boy who might enjoy a nose tickling his pucker hole!

Just look at the smile on his face!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think you deserve a bit more of the boy Will!

Look at those lovely lips of his! Highly snoggable!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've heard of HOME BARGAINS!?

Well welcome to BOY BARGAINS.The store that gives you more BOY for your money!

Order now and these three boys can be with you by the end of the day!

Just tick the boxes on the online form and let us know if you want slightly skidded, skidded or heavily skidded when it comes to their tighty whities!I

At the moment these boys are only available for sniffing and rimming but you will be advised if and when they become available for the FULL FUCK experience!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Sorry Sir but can I check your bag!? Do you have a receipt for those items!?

-Guilty as charged I'm afraid but please don't call the police!

-I wasn't going to Sir!

Just step into my office and we can come to some arrangement that is mutually beneficial!

I've seen you walking round town flashing your arse and i was wondering how i could get inside your dirty knickers and now I've found the perfect opportunity!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You boys are going to be so sore tomorrow!

-I know! We should have put on some suncream!

-No I mean I've just won you in the Benidorm "FUCK A SCALLY" free prize draw and it's two for the prize of one so I get yer mate as well!

-We didn't even know we'd been entered!

-Don't worry lads once I've had my donkey dick inside you you'll know you've been entered all right!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It was madness to jump the train Josh!

-If you want to go back to a prison cell to be mercilessly fucked by that bastard prison warden every night that's up to you but I ain't giving in without a fight!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Wave to your girlfriend Guus and give her a big smile!

-I know what you cunts are planning to do to me in the dressing room after the match!

-Well you shouldn't be such a horny fucker should you!?

-It's ok darling - he's gonna be a bit late home tonight! He's got to have a protein injection and it's a team effort but don't worry! We'll send him back to you just that ittle bit more worthy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-These boys are fantastic models but we need to.maximize their potential!

-What do you mean!?

-Well the heads of state in the middle east and members of their governments would pay through the nose to take the cherries of these little babies and boys like them!

-It's an interesting idea but we don't want to follow in the footsteps of Abercrombie and Fitch!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you ever burst into a toilet cubicle where you know your co-worker is taking a dump and has either forgotten to lock the door or purposely left it open by way of an invite!?

You drop to your knees and bury your face in the seat of his sexy blue underpants, running your nose over the skids from.his previous dump, inhaling deeply while he's pushing that divine chocolate from between the cheeks of his arse!?

If you want to see the pic just let me know boys!