Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

It's great playing postman's knock with a real postman!

Christmas riddle:

How do you make a pussy purr!?

Give it some cream!

Now open those fucking legs Mr.Postman 'cos this is a special delivery!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You don't look too comfortable mate! Would you like to use my face as a cushion!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Cooper Koch cops a cock!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Are you my grandad's new carer!?

-That's right!

-Fuckin hell you're fit!

-You're not bad yerself!

-Do you wanna dunk your sausage in my brown sauce!?

Love to mate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When we interviewed one nurse working at the A and E department of one hospital we were surprised when he said that he wouldn't work anywhere else and always put his name down to work Saturday nights!

When asked for his reasoning he simply said:

This county has got the fittest chavs in the country and most of them are already off their head by 9 o clock on Saturday night or end up injured in fights or just passed out from too much vodka!

Once you've got them in the cubicle with the screens round round you can have a good sniff of those filthy chavvy arses and one thing leads to another............it certainly saves on ordering in a rentboy for the weekend!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The guy in the red trainers is so fucking hot! He needs to be buggered hard and long!!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The guy in the red trainers is so fucking hot! He needs to be buggered hard and long!!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Make sure you get my best side for the Grindr profile picture!

-You'd better turn round then 'cos your best side is your backside!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You second from the left come with me ! My van's parked down the road!

I think we agreed on a hundred quid for a shag and a bit more if you'll go bareback plus all the salt and vinegar crisps you can eat!

The rest of you - my boys will come and collect you for the gangbang in about half an hour!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is Josh! Horny cunt isn't he!?

Prides himself on being a total Alpha male who's had more pussy than the rest of us have had hot dinners!

He's here on holiday on the Costa del Sol with his best mate planning to shag a different bird every night!

If you want to know why Josh is wearing that confused and somewhat terrified expression on his face it's because his mate Ryan has just stuck his finger up Josh's arse, given it a good poke, pulled it out and is now licking it!

We can only imagine what cums next!?

Does Josh give his mate a black eye or does he ask Ryan to put his finger back where it was!!!!!!!!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just look at the definition on that boy 's arse! He so needs to sit on my face and grind his smelly shitter deep into my nose and mouth!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Would you like a go on my bike!?

-I'd rather have a go on YOU mate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What's more seductive than the sight of a footballer who wears his long socks pulled up over his knees!?

22 year old KIERON BOWIE is just such a footballer who knows how to turn us on!

Just imagine peeling those dirty smelly socks off him after ninety minutes on the pitch in a prelude to worshipping the rest of this Scottish stud's beautiful body!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What the fuck's going on!? I'm paying you to build me some wardrobes not lounge about on.my sofa!!

-.....and you can pay to push my legs apart if you want what's between them!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you ever heard of the "xylophone" exercise employed in football training!?

This is where the coach runs his tongue along a line of.his bare-arsed players lying face down as if he were playing a xylophone!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You hook up with a supporter from Germany that you meet in a pub after an international friendly between England and Germany!

After several beers he is keen to get in your knickers and on a warm summer's evening you lure him to a park which is renowned for cruising!

The Germans may not have invaded our country back in 1940 but this one is certainly going to invade your cunt!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The trouble for a lot of us men is that we see a guy like this doing a few exercises in the park and we're totally turned on by the sight of that naked white flesh......all we want to do is shag his brains out and what do we do:


We simply pass by him and utter a very brief "All right!?"

We suffer in silence and continue to burn with an unquenched passion!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You look out of your bedroom window while you are writing an essay for Uni during the first day of the Christmas holidays!

What do you see in the garden below but Jake from next door who opted out of education as soon as he could and has been living on a diet of vodka and Universal Credit since he left school!

You are both now 18 and you are suddenly struck by how hot Jake has become!

It might be time to invite him in for some Christmas cheer while your parents are at work!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You look like a nice clean cut sort of guy so can I book you for a session this week!?

-Sure mate and I am clean but I do like to keep my arsehole pretty shitty cos some of the punters like to taste a bit of chocolate when they're rimming me!

-Well I'm an older guy so I'm putting in my order for extra chocolate!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just look at this weasel-faced faced little runt!

A waste of space, totally unemployable and yet he has something between his legs that could give pleasure to millions if only be could maximize his potential!

I'm sure that there are a lot of us who would love to push his feet as far back behind his neck as is humanly possible and dine in splendour on that dirty smelly little pucker of his!!!!!

What a market niiche!