Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

Can anybody identify this horndog!?

Typical Alpha male who can make women pregnant just by walking past them!
If he's got a girlfriend she'll be wringing out her panties all day long at the mere thought of him!

I'm sure I'm not the only one that would love to get him in the back of a white van after he's been given something to help him sleep!

He wakes up to find another man giving him the rimjob of a lifetime occasionally coming up for air to sniff his unwashed socks and panties!

If he's a red-blooded male he's going to go mad in an effort to break free of the chains that bind him as a string of men prepare to invade his most intimate areas!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What happened Simon!?/Looks if you've got a couple of black eyes!?

-Yep it's not a good idea to tell a punter that you're not prepared to do it bareback, especially if he's bigger than you!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-This is the plasterer you were working with this morning!

-Just a minute mate........let me go somewhere a bit quieter! Can't hear myself think with all this noise!

-I've got my white van parked in the next street AX24 BDY! Can you pop round!?

-Yep I've still got half an hour left on my break!

-And I've got plenty of plaster to fill a few cavities but not the type you're thinking of!

You dirty cunt! I'll be there in a couple of minutes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I don't give a damn whether you're hung like a donkey or got a baby carrot between your legs!

It's yer fucking arse i want! Now turn over and let me see that shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Sorry Sir but I really can't see how dancing on a table half naked can advance my chances of promotion within the company!

-Oh you'd be surprised what factors can influence the management when taking decisions!

Now take your knickers off and chuck them over here! I want to smell where your arse has been rubbing all day!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is arguably the best of the photos of that horny Alpha male exhibited earlier!

Just look at him.boys and picture that beautiful unwashed arse lowering itself onto your face as he prepares to do a series of squats!

The musky smell of an hour's workout at the gym as he comes home to do the final workout on your face!

And if the cum is not running down your legs as you picture this scene then it fucking well should be!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You're spoiling us Jude!

And if there are some nice stripes on the seat of your Calvin's well that will just be the (brown) icing on the cake!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm really pleased with how defined my body has become since you have been my personal trainer Mr.Cartwright!I

-Sure Jason but we still need to get your glutes as firm as the rest of your body!

-You are so.kind to take such an interest in me Sir!

-Oh kindness doesn't cum into it Jason!

Now if you'll just strip down to your jockstrap and bend over we can get started!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Right lads if you've striped the seat of your underpants like I asked you to then there'll be a bit extra in your pay packet at the end of the week!

-I don't think you'll be disappointed with mine mate! You could set a row of strawberry plants in my skids and get a decent crop of strawberries next summer!

That's my boy!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think it would be somewhat arrogant to suggest that Vincent Van Gogh's "Sunflower field" could be improved upon but your entry for the A level art prize entitled

"SNAKE AMONG THE SUNFLOWERS"

certainly demonstrates creativity and if you allow me to stroke that snake in the flesh I'm.pretty confident you will be assured of first prize!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey Mick we've run out of chocolate spread and you were supposed to get some on your way back from work Can you go out and get some!?

-You're always fucking moaning you! You're worse than a woman!

I'm not going nowhere while I'm in the middle of this game!

If you pull me trackie bottoms down and me knickers you ought to be able to scrape enough from between the cheeks of my arse to cover a couple of slices of bread!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hi Garry this is John here! I'm on my way home and have got the cash out of the bank as you don't want to pay tax on this job!

I quite understand and for finishing the job ahead of schedule there will be a surprise "boner"....whoops I mean "bonus" in it for you!

See you in about ten minutes!

John

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What are you two lads up to!?

-Just waiting for the bus to go into town for a Universal Credit interview! We don't get paid for another two weeks and were skint already!

-Well me and my mate are working on that building site down the road and we've clocked you two several times!

If you're up for it we've got a mattress in the back of the van and we'll give you a bit of cash to tide you over till you get paid!

-Ok we'll look in at the building site when we get back from the interview!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I've never had a male cookery teacher before and certainly not one from Germany! So you're going to teach me how to make a black forest gateau!

......but why did I need to take all my clothes off!?

-Because the main ingredients are chocolate, cream and cherries!

I will shoot my cream into the chocolate up your arse and take your cherry at the same time!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hi Joe

Great to meet you today and my business partner and I are happy to accept your quote for rewiring our office!

We would also.like to put another proposal to you 'cos both Greg and I thought you were smoking hot!

While you are working for us we would like to shag you every day during the lunch break so could you please submit a quote for a week's worth of lubeless and condomless shagging and leaving us your unwashed socks and pants at the end of each day!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Double whammy for 19 year old British footballer BOBBY CLARK who plays for Red Bull Salzburg!

He gets the chance to sniff his teammates' feet and arseholes if nobody's looking!

Go on Bobby!Fill yer boots!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's just something about 18 year old TOM WATSON who plays for Sunderland!

He's not classically handsome-in fact he's rather nerdy but you know that given the chance you'd lick every drop of shit from between the cheeks of his arse before you shag the buns off him against the wall of the nearest public toilet!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Slightly off topic but does anyone remember that song by the Eurythmics:

"Sisters are doing it for themselves!?

Maybe these boys should be singing:

"Brothers should be doing it to themselves!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dejeuner sur l'herbe by Eduard Manet 1863

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dejeuner sur l'herbe by two horny fuckers 2024!

How things have moved on!