Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

Cristiano Ronaldo hits 40 on 5 February next year and is in amazing shape for his age!

You wouldn't think twice about "booking a passage to Portugal!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Strippergram Santa has gone down with 'flu so.it's up to you on Christmas Eve Will!

-Do i have to Sir? I've never done anything like this before!

-You agreed to go the extra mile when you signed the contract if you remember!?

- Yeah but I regret it now!

You've got several venues to visit and they are all STRIPPERGRAMS except the last one which is a gay club and they've asked for a FUCKERGRAM for a 40th birthday so make sure you take your own lube and condom in case birthday boy is too pissed to put one on!

Whatever happens you can be sure of a big tip!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gay American actor Cooper Koch and German footballer Robin Koch have a lot in common apart from sharing the same surname!

They are both 28, drop dead gorgeous and strikingly similar in appearance!

Would love to bend them.over, pull down their knickers and decide whether American beefburger wins out over German black forest gateau! Mmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

26 year old footballer TIJJANI REIJNDERS just shows you what can be achieved when you mix Holland and Indonesia!

How could you concentrate on the game or training session when he's flashing his tight buns at you!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Is that you baby boy!?

-Yes Stepdaddy.Just back from the gym! I'm going up to shower!

-You should know the drill by now baby boy!

-After every gym workout you come and sit on Daddy's face cos all your sweat, musk, funk and shit belong to him!

Now get in here before I take my belt off to.you!

-Yes Sir!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When Jed and Toby signed up for the Homeless Nightshelter's Christmas pantomime they had no idea that it was the gay version of Cinderella!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Excuse me Sir but we are interviewing people about the new "Park and Ride" scheme in this town! What's your opinion!?

-Suits me mate! The punters park up, we get in the back of the car and they ride me! It's all cash in hand so I've got no complaints!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Some of my clients are retired on fat pensions so no shortage of dosh but some of them are suffering from early onset Alzheimers! My 5pm was supposed to park up on floor K but he's half an hour late already!

Some of them need a sat nav for their cocks too! I had to guide one old geezer up my arse last week!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-That's a really nice bubble butt innit Jake!

-Yeah mate! Puts me in.mind of that old song

"I'm forever blowing bubbles!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Paul who was studying drama at Uni was a real performer and was never happier than when he was playing charades with his family at Christmas!

However this particular year it all backfired!

Paul dressed in a very tight and alluring pair of blue tights decided to act out the song BLUE MOON but when he bent over to MOON everyone it was all too.much for his sister's boyfriend who got up, ripped the seat out of Paul's blue tights and shagged him condomless, lubeless and senseless in front of the entire family!

I think they were all too shocked to capture it on camera but it would certainly have been one for the album!!!!!

 

[lckmyass]

By the time this guy has finished he will probably have made the best creamy chocolate sundae you are ever likely to taste!

By the time this guy has finished he will probably have made the best creamy chocolate sundae you are ever likely to taste!

Oh yes , and don't forget about the whipped cream

 

[Sniffademskidz]

28 year old Danish media personality OLIVER BRYNNUM!

Fifteen minutes with his dirty socks and pants and I'll be cumming buckets! Just look at those beautiful feet!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Jude Bellingham is obviously turned on by his own arse picking wedgies!

Sniff those fingers Jude!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey Matt.How are you doing!?

-Fine Joe! Did you get the package ok!? I was afraid I got the address wrong!

-No baby! I've been sniffing your pants and socks since they arrived in the post! So sweaty funky and musky! Those beautiful big brown stripes on the seat of your Calvins!

-So pleased you liked them Joe! I stepped out of them straight after my gym workout, put them in a cellophane bag and took them straight to the post office!

-So the big question is when can I see what actually made those stripes!?

-If you are around this weekend I can book a hotel room here in Manchester and send you the details!

-Im.salivating at the prospect my baby boy and the precum is leaking out of my bellend!

-Try and save some for Saturday big boy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Thanks for letting me stay the night NMr.Jones! I forgot Mum and Dad were away for the night and I forgot my key!

-A pleasure Koby! So how are you going to pay for your stay!?

-What do you mean!?

-Well you don't get anything for free in this life sonny!

-Have you heard of the expression to " sing for your supper!?"

-Yep! It means that if you want something you've gotta pay for it!

-Exactly! "Sing for your supper" but in this case "bend over for your breakfast!"

-Yeah but it's rank down there Mr.Jones! I haven't had a shower yet!

-You let me worry about that young man!

If you want the Full English you've got to experience the Full Fuck!

Time to assume the position Koby!

 

[DaddyBubba66]

Is it only me, or does anyone else love the smell of a guy’s dirty, unwashed ass!!! I can’t get enough of it!!! Even swiped a few of my straight friends, cousins and uncle’s sweaty, shit stained underwear. I would sniff the brown stains and imagine how much stronger their asses smelled!!!

Not only you and glad to find this thread because I thought it was only me. Every time I see a hot bluecollar man I wonder how ripe his ass is, if he has skids. ...

 

[AssMuskLuva]

I always wonder what Henry Cavill's crack and hole would be like

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old JACK MILNE plays for Aberdeen!!!!!! Sorry chaps but no decent arse pics to be found!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey Dad look what Santa Claus has brought me! My very own chav!

-Well son you're 18 now and I think you are ready for this!

-Gee Dad can I take him back to bed and play with him!?

-Of course you can son and I'll be up in a few minutes to make sure that everything is in working order! I'll make sure I bring my grease gun with me in case he is a little stiff!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm really trying hard to give up smoking Doc but I just don't seem to be able resist the temptation

-You're only human boy!

I'm trying to give up sniffing the arses of my patients but when I have young studs like you in my consulting room the battle's lost before it's even begun!

Nice skids by the way!

-Thanks Doc!