Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

If somebody as drop dead gorgeous as this broke into your house would you call the police!?

On the contrary you would think that all your Christmases had come at once!

Naturally you would threaten him with the police but would only do so.If he refused to let you bury your face between his beautiful buns, then pull his pants down and eat the shit out of his arse before you stuck your cock so far up his love tunnel that when he opened his mouth not only would you see his tongue but also your purple head winking back at you!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Sir we know you come from the USA and your national flag is known as the "Stars and Stripes!" Is that right!?

-That's correct Josh!

-Well Ryan here is just wondering how many brown stripes there are on the seat of your tighty whitie Calvin's today!

-Ok Ryan stay behind at the end of the class!

( Thirty minutes later!)

So Ryan you want to know about the state of my underpants so I'm going to show you but only on condition that you show me yours!

Once I've had a good sniff of YOUR brown stripes I'll ram my erect cock up your shitter so hard that you'll be seeing stars........which is of course the other feature of our national flag!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So Tether-Temple Junior you think it's quite acceptable to steal the headmaster's new bicycle and take it on a jolly!

It's in a parlour state lad but your punishment will be to be treated just as you have treated my prized possession!

I've checked your date of birth and you were born on 1 December 2006 so not only shall I thrash you within an inch of your life but I shall ride you as mercilessly as you have ridden my bicycle!

And when you're moaning and screaming for mercy I shall send my own brand of WD40 up your sewage canal!

Now bend over my desk! The smell of your shit chute is causing my cock to rise to the occasion!

This is going to be better than competing in the Tour de France!

 

[ButtStinkLover]

Would love to have a group of cute guys to sniff test each one and see whose ass stinks the most. This thread is hot and I know its taboo, but I love the idea of handsome dudes not washing their butts and getting skids in their undies.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's nothing taboo about it my friend! There's a whole gang of men out there who like to sniff skidmarks and unwashed pucker!

We need to stick together and support one another!

Let your imagination run wild but don't forget to share those dirty thoughts with the rest of us!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've seen PADDINGTON BEAR!

Now see PADDINGTON BARE!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I just wish my roommate would start wearing tighty whitie Calvins!

There's something about a nice big brown stripe on the seat of white underpants that seems to enhance the odour!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Most countries have three months of winter or three months of heat but in England you get four seasons in one day!

Can't believe it was 25C and glorious sunshine when we started our run!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Depending on how often he washes his arse I might have to pot the brown first but whatever happens I'll definitely be potting the pink!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You can keep your suit mate! Just give me your knickers!"

 

[ButtStinkLover]

There's nothing taboo about it my friend! There's a whole gang of men out there who like to sniff skidmarks and unwashed pucker!

We need to stick together and support one another!

Let your imagination run wild but don't forget to share those dirty thoughts with the rest of us!

Thanks dawg, you rock!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I wonder if anybody can spot the link between these two pictures!

Well as nobody ever responds to the riddles that I pose I will put you out of your misery!

The black and white photo is a picture of the eleventh hussars regiment also known as the CHERRY PICKERS!

The other photo is quite clearly the CHERRY TAKERS!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What is the connection between the Berlin Wall and a birth certificate!?

It underlines that whatever is on the mind of an employer there are some boundaries that can never be violated!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Right Tomkins I'm about to give you some red stripes on your buttocks to match the smelly brown stripes on the seat of your Calvins!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

- I see that you have fashioned a skidmark in the shape of a heart in the seat of your Calvins!

-That's because your my favourite master Sir!I

-How touching of you Sweetbottom!

-I did it in Art class but Mr.Rodgermee the Art teacher had to keep running out to jack off!

Please don't beat me Sir!

-Very well Sweetbottom you can "fag" for me instead and before you commence those duties you had better consult the Oxford English dictionary for the diverse meanings of the word "fag!"

I'll give your allocation of strokes of the cane to your partner in crime next to you Mr.Cumquickly!

Twelve strokes should have him cooing like a dove!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Back in 2020 there was much resistance to having to wear a Covid mask but some men managed to "sugar the pill" by fashioning their boyfriend's skidded underpants into a Covid mask so that they could enjoy the smell of their loved one's shitty pucker all day long!

"In bank, bar or class I'll be sniffing his arse!"

Here we see 33 year old Japanese footballer HIROSHI IBUSUKI wearing a Covid mask made from the unwashed undies of his favourite teammate!

Let's hope his wife doesn't find out or she'll ration his sushi as well as everything else!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's nothing better than stealing down to the laundry room when the house is empty and rifling through my stepson's dirty underwear before I turn on the washing- machine!

He's played a gruelling 90 minutes of football and when he stepped out of his socks and underpants you could almost see the steam rise from them!

I've found that the best sniffing experience to be had is when the sweat and shit on those dirty little babies has dried out a bit!

He's a beautiful boy is my little Josh and he scrubs up well after a shower but you should see him when he comes home all sweaty and smelly from the match!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You know the rules boys! It's lights out at ten and no noise!

-I know Sir but I was trying to help Fingerfuck Senior! He had an itch in his bottom that he couldn't quite reach so I offered to scratch it for him!

-You know that you should always refer to a member of staff in such circumstances!

Anyway I have an infallible remedy for these situations!

I have a special cream that I I inject between your buttocks that will prevent any itching and provide you with a nice warm feeling too!

I might as well treat both of you at the same time!

-Thank you Sir!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Right Twinktotty! You'd better bend over and I'll shave the affected area!

-....but I only came in for an aspirin for my headache Sir!

-Can't take any chances boy! Better to be safe than sorry!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I do like to sniff a boy's arse before I cane him!

I'm.hoping that you've left me a little present in the seat of your underpants so that I can take them away with me and sniff them over a cigar and a glass of port!

-Oh yes Sir! My underpants are just the way you like your roast potatoes!

-....and how's that Bumfluff Senior!?

-Nicely browned Sir!