Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

"If a sixth former takes a dump at 7am.he leaves a skidmark the smell of which is rather too pungent for the nostrils but just let that skidder dry out and become almost powdery and by last lesson the odour is a delight to sniff!

Personally I think that sniffing a boy's skids through the seat of his Calvin's should be considered one of the eight wonders of the modern world! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Some of the Sixth formers are not able to get home to their families at Christmas and when that happens we try to ensure that they have a fun time at school!

Here we are playing a game of "Give us a clue" and the category is "guess the film title!"

Can you guess which film this is!?

It's supposed to be :

"WILLIE WONKER AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!

but I've adapted it to

"Willie BONKER and the chocolate factory!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Look mate if you don't stop vandalizing this bus I'm gonna have to take you to the back and give you a good seeing to!

-So that's your idea of a punishment is it!? Shagging me senseless with that black donkey dick of yours!?

I'd call it the best Christmas present I've ever had!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You've been here all morning and you've done fuck all! Why do the agencies send us useless little buggers like you!?

-I think there's been a misunderstanding mate! I'm not a builder's labourer I'm the complementary cumdump!

-What do you mean!?

-Well some building firms have a contract with my agency so I get sent to service workers on site!

I stand about and waft the smell of my dirty shitty arsehole around the site till one of you decides that you want to put me in the back of your white van and fuck the shit out of me!

-Well I think I've laid enough bricks today It's about time I laid me a chav! Come with me you little cunt!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Morning mate! I'm the demolition expert!

-What on earth are you talking about!? I didn't order you!

-No mate I don't demolish buildings I demolish arses!

-What!?

-It's a New Year present from your boyfriend Apparently he's only got a baby carrot between his legs and is worried he can't satisfy you so he's asked the agency I work for to give you a good seeing to with my donkey dick!

-Well in that case you'd better cum in!

-Don't you worry mate! I intend to!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Look Sir! I'm.just here from the gas company to check for leaks!

-That's right young man and you've done a good job but now it's my turn to check for leaks by sticking my nose up YOUR arse and checking to see whether YOU'VE got any leaks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So you want to discuss Special Needs Pokemapussy Senior!?

Well there's nothing in your record about this!? Are we talking autism, ADHD!?

-Not special EDUCATIONAL needs sir!

I just need somebody to sniff ,rim and fuck my arse night and morning!

Well I think I can fit you into my busy schedule boy!

Well If you can find a slot for MY SLOT Sir I would be eternally grateful

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I've just come round to do a bit of measuring up before we move you on Monday mate!

-You're a new firm aren't you?

Yep! "THE EARTH MOVES WHEN ME MOVE YOU! "

That's our slogan!

-Well with you're packing in your trackies I can well believe it!

-Do you like what you see? I can give you a free trial of you lije!

-Kind of you but I'm more of an arse man!

We offer face sitting as well mate! Just let me finish measuring up and I'll give you a sample whiff of my shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If I ask for extra chips in a restaurant I expect extra chips!

So if I order a boy with extra shit on.the seat of his underpants then I don't want to bury my face in a shitter that smells like a bunch of roses!

It's not your fault son but I'm going to have to send you back to RENTBOYS R US with a good spanking and I might even have to ask for a refund!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm sorry Sir but underwear is non- returnable at Primark!

-I know but I saw the way you looked at me when I came in yesterday and I've left a little present for you in the seat of those briefs!

Once you've had a good sniff I'm.pretty convinced you'll want to find out more about where it came from!

I've written my phone number on the receipt!

Phone me later sweetheart!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just look at him boys!

Is the cum running down your legs cos it fucking should be!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Your biggest mistake Josh was breaking into my factory in the first place!

Your second mistake was sticking your face in front of the CCTV camera in that gold chain of yours sticking your fingers up! So easily identifiable!

I can call the police if you want or we can sort it out my way! Either way I've got you over a barrel!

-What do you mean?

-I've got you over a barrel of should I say the kitchen table!

I'm.gonna bend you over the table, ease down your sweatpants and stick my nose up your shitter and if I like the smell I'm gonna shag the shit out of you!

-Please don't do that! It'll ruin my street cred as a superstud in Southend!

-It's that or prison Josh.......and you know what happens in there!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sergei hated these hook-ups with dirty fat old Englishmen who stank of beer and cigarette smoke and who just wanted to lick the shit out of his tight little Bulgarian pucker hole but he had to.keep reminding himself that he was doing this to send money home to his family in Sofia!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We're always being encouraged to save paper!

Go paperless! Save the Amazon Rain forest!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just imagine this guy out on the pavement adopting the cry of the Big Issue seller:

"DON'T BE SHY! GIVE IT A TRY!"

I don't think he'd be short of customers but a tad nippy in a British winter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Sorry babe! I just tripped over the painter while I was making the bed!

He's made a lovely job of painting the lounge!

( and now he's going to show me how he manages to negotiate those very tight spots using an eight inch brush!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-How do you feel about my snogging the face off you having just rimmed your pucker hole!?

-Well I suppose it's the closest I'm ever going to get to.kissing my own arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Premier League footballers undergo an incredibly vigorous medical health check each time they are up for transfer to another club!

This black guy is just about to have his bollocks weighed while pervy Adrian Swallow in the yellow tie is monitoring how long it takes for Terry to shoot his load as a result of gentle stimulation of his shaft!

No stone is left unturned.....especially the two pendulous stones in his ball sack!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Premier League footballers undergo an incredibly vigorous medical health check each time they are up for transfer to another club!

This black guy is just about to have his bollocks weighed while pervy Adrian Swallow in the yellow tie is monitoring how long it takes for Terry to shoot his load as a result of gentle stimulation of his shaft!

No stone is left unturned.....especially the two pendulous stones in his ball sack!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Oh my goodness Sir!

When you told us that there would be a team-bonding exercise so that you could get to know your staff "inside out" you really meant it didn't you!!!!!!!! "