Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

32 year old WILFRIED ZAHA who once played for Crystal Palace and now plays for Lyon via Galatasaray and the Ivory Coast is arguably the sexiest black man on the planet!

I especially like his wedding photo but what saddens me is that a woman is rarely into rimming!

Oh boys just imagine your wedding night eating the shit out of that beautiful black arse!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Why are you wearing.non-regulation pink panties boy!?

-I always wear underpants to match the colour of my pucker hole Sir! Sometimes I wear brown ones!

-Well you'll be wearing red ones by the time I've finished with you!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Declan Rice of Arsenal ex of West Ham hit 26 today!

So many people want to wish him well today!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Smoking again Simon!?

-Again!?.....You told me that I have been smoking all my life Sir!

Smoking hot that it is!??Each time you get me on my back and my dirty smelly feet are tickling your ears as you fuck the arse off me......you whisper in my ear:

"Smoking Simon! You're smoking hot baby!!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is " Brown Nose" Dexter, Borstal security guard who has earned his nickname because he gets his pick of all the top totty that arrives on his wing and spends most of his shift with his nose wedged between their buns on their bed in the cell!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Everybody wants to get into the knickers of drop dead gorgeous head boy Pablo Olermiculo who cums from Argentina!

He knows what a stud he is but he's also a "tart with a heart" and recently put a pair of his shit-stained Calvin's up for auction to raise money for charity!

He virtually had to prize those shitty little tightie whities from between the cheeks of his arse so they should not only raise plenty of money but also plenty of cocks!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The A level English class has been learning that a phrase can have multiple meanings!

When playing darts in the Sixth form common room it can be risky to call out:

"I just need a double top!"

This may result in having your trousers and knickers yanked down round your ankles and being serviced by two 18 year old cocks at the same time!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Shocking new evidence has come to light that the best dressed office workers often have shittier arseholes than their manual counterparts!

One hard hitting entrepreneur in the City of London called for an on the spot check of the arseholes of his male staff!

He was able to ascertain that of the thirty young men who worked for him twenty-five of them still had shit clinging to the hairs on their pucker! in the case of the other five who had shaven havens the smell of shit was clearly discernible!

Without exception all of them had some sort of skidmark adorning the seat of their underpants ranging from a light brown fleck to three deep brown stripes still steaming from the morning dump!

The CEO said that it had been both an informative and pleasurable experience and he looked forward to repeating the exercise with the maintenance men next week!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Please just bend over and pick up that bottle from the bottom shelf! It's hardly rocket science!!!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"This is getting ridiculous!

The headmaster is drumming up any excuse to get his hands on our buns and give us a good hiding!

One sock lower than the other!?......For fuck's sake!!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I suppose the S stands for Superman!?

-Sorry mate this is the X rated version and stands for Superskids!

It explodes the myth that Superman was squeaky clean and in actual fact he striped his anti Kryptonite underpants just like any other fit and healthy male!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"What am I going to tell the police!?

A masked man broke into my house but didn't steal anything of material value!

He just wanted to sniff my feet and arse and stuffed my dirty knickers in his pocket before he made his getaway!!!!!!

I'll be the laughing stock of my town!"

 

[unloadonme]

Everybody wants to get into the knickers of drop dead gorgeous head boy Pablo Olermiculo who cums from Argentina!

He knows what a stud he is but he's also a "tart with a heart" and recently put a pair of his shit-stained Calvin's up for auction to raise money for charity!

He virtually had to prize those shitty little tightie whities from between the cheeks of his arse so they should not only raise plenty of money but also plenty of cocks!!!!!

Pablo Olermiculo from Argentina? He looks remarkably like Matt Mills from England.

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[Sniffademskidz]

Pablo Olermiculo from Argentina? He looks remarkably like Matt Mills from England.

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Quite correct Sir!

I thought it might be a rather sexy pseudonym for him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You really are a couple of lazy little buggers! I can't see that flooring getting laid today!

There are only two things going to get laid from where I'm standing!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This guy may look like a nerdy streak.of piss but there's just something about all that pale white flesh that does it for me!

I bet he bangs like a shithouse door in a gale!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's nothing more annoying than a dirty little chav who won't stop wriggling his arse when you're trying to rim him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you look carefully you can just make out the miniscule pucker hole of the boy on top!

Would love to see that being stretched by the big black donkey dick of a new boarding house master just arrived from Nigeria!!!!!

The moans of ecstasy mingling with the snores of the other boys in the dorm!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Those buns are the embodiment of aesthetic perfection!

Who would want to desecrate them by flagellation!?

There is an old adage in the English language which advocates leniency and indulgence ergo:

"Spare the rod and spoil the child!"

However we have to consider the dual meaning of the word" rod" and I have to admit that my own rod is growing as fast as Pinocchio's nose at the sight of those two tanned beauties!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I have no idea where the craze for ripped jeans originated but personally I am not complaining!