Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

Typical Alpha male who walks in the door from.work, grabs his girlfriend by the hair, pushes her up against the wall and sends two pints of hot jizz up her arse!

He's a horny fucker though! I bet his arse really stinks not to mention those dirty smelly feet of his!

Just imagine what it would be like to give that cunt his cum uppance in the back of a white van and just shag the shit out of a man who prides himself on never having taken it up the arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Happy 19th birthday to JAYDEN DANNS who plays for Liverpool

I especially like the photo of him showing us that he will happily take two fingers up his arse!

I would like to think that his beautiful head of hair is replicated between the cheeks of his arse with all that lovely boy shit dwelling in his black forest!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He might only have a baby carrot between his legs but that shitter of his is to die for!

If I don't manage to fuck him today at least I managed to whip up his dirty sweaty smelly skidded Calvin's when he stepped out of them after the match and shove them in my kitbag!

I'll be sniffing those little babies with my hand wrapped round my cock in about half an hour's time imagining I'm sending two pints of jizz up that tight hole!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You lot are fucking hopeless at this game!

Haven't you ever played "Give us a clue" at Christmas?!

It's TOWER BRIDGE!!! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So that must be THE DARTFORD TUNNEL then!?

-At last your getting the hang of it!!!!

 

[seat_smellertod]

The way the smell lingers on your upper lip drives me crazy! I smell my upper lip hours after eating out a ripe ass! Damn! Its hot!!!

OMG! THIS IS GOLD! I'm always videoing myself playing with my hole or rubbing it on things. Then sniffing those things or my fingers and rubbing the MUSKYYYYYYY STINK under my nostrils and SNIFFING/SMELLING my upper lip for HOURS!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So that must be THE DARTFORD TUNNEL then!?

At last your getting the hang of it!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Two versions of ICED BUNS although in the second pic the cherry appears to have been taken!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What are the chances of your nose beIng able to handle the smell of a dressing room full of sixth form boys straight off the rugby field who haven't washed their arses for several days!????

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-We're supposed to be informed about any dangerous pets on the property before we come in to carry out work!

Being bitten by a dog is bad enough but a King Cobra!

-No probs mate! If I can suck out the poison quick enough you'll be fine!

I'm getting quite an expert at this!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-The key to achieving the best effect when painting an interior wall is long even strokes of the brush very similar to what you are doing at the moment!

-Wow Mr.Brown I had no idea that painting and decorating could be so much fun!

 

[blondie79]

32 year old WILFRIED ZAHA who once played for Crystal Palace and now plays for Lyon via Galatasaray and the Ivory Coast is arguably the sexiest black man on the planet!

I especially like his wedding photo but what saddens me is that a woman is rarely into rimming!

Oh boys just imagine your wedding night eating the shit out of that beautiful black arse!!!!!!!

Mmm thinking about his beautiful black bum!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-We've been into the greenhouse and seeded your dirtboxes Mr.Drew!

-Good lads! Now nip up to my bedroom and I'll return the favour!

We'd better be quick 'cos my wife's just nipped out to the shops!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You've been eyeing me up all morning you dirty cunt!

-Too right mate! I've been trimming that bush in the garden thinking how I'd like to trim the hairs on your pucker hole with my teeth!

-Yeah! I've been wondering how I could fix YOUR stink pipe while I've been fiddling with the one under the sink!

-Well the owners of this place are away till next week and they've left me the key so let's go for it mate!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It's three in the morning and the town's dead!

He's pissed out of his head and there's no one around! No taxis!

-Let's offer him a lift and shag the fucking arse off him!

It's like taking candy from a baby!

-Dunno about candy but at least we'll take his cherry!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You look like a nice clean cut lad!

-Well yeah I am but you said in your advert that you wanted a boy who wasn't too fussy about wiping his arse after a dump!

-That's right!

-Well I hope you won't be too disappointed with the seat of my Calvins!

-I'm sure I won't mate! Now get in the car!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You don't look like a hiker! What are you doing up here all alone!?

-I'm here with the school on an A level geology trip to look at the rocks!

-That's a coincidence mate! I'm here for rocks too but me I'm looking to get my rocks OFF! Fancy helping me out!?

-Sure mate!

-Jump in then!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I can see I'm going to have to give you some English lessons mate! You boys pitch up.illegally in the back of a lorry without a word of our language!

Did you get my text message after I registered you at the hostel?

It's yer fucking arse I wanna smell not yer feet!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Can't believe Josh and I missed so many penalties in training tonight! You're a brilliant goalie Matt!

-Don't feel too bad! How about coming back to mine afterwards! My mum and dad are away for the weekend!

I'll let you try some different shots on goal this time and I guarantee that this time you'll both score!

How are you going to miss if my ankles are resting on your shoulders!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Have you had a good day babe!?

-I'm on.my way home now but I'm fucking exhausted pounding that pneumatic drill into a hard surface all day!

-Never mind I'll make sure that your other pneumatic drill has something a bit softer to pound when you get home!!!!