Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

-This is what is known as "fasttrack to promotion" which cuts out all those tedious business management courses!

In common parlance it's known as "brown nosing" or "licking the boss's arse!"

-It's all fine with me Sir!

-Don't talk with your mouth full Tomkins! It's the height of rudeness!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So you Turkish and Kurdish hairdressers have basically got the monopoly on the High Street!?

-That's true Sir and we now offer home visits to cut hair and trim all that fur round your beautiful tight pucker hole!

I love my job Sir I really love my job!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What do.you think of the strip!?

-I'll let you know when the music starts and you take your clothes off!

I meant the football strip!

I know you did but I'd like to see you strip to music and wave your skidded skuns under my nose!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There have been some pretty hot actors playing policemen on British tv over the years and I'd be happy to ask the time of any one of them provided that the answer was:

"Time you sniffed my arse Sir!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old Wigan Athletic FC goalkeeper SAM TICKLE!

I'm sure we'd all like a bit of "slap and tickle" with this horny young buck to find out exactly where he is ticklish!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you've ever wondered how a footballer reacts to having the shit licked out of his arse by a teammate after the match then look no further!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Good luck with the Cambridge entrance exam today boys and when it comes to the English literature question don't forget all the work we've done on similes, metaphors , allegory etc!

As brave as a lion, as strong as an ox and in your case Farqusrson:

"AS SHAGGABLE AS A SHITTER!"

I think I've just got time to loosen both your shitters up.if you're going to be sitting for three hours! Can't have you getting stiff or getting cramp!

Trousers down lads!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Legs you'll want to stick.your head between!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So you're here to make a complaint about the school doctor!?

-Yes Sir when I was face down on his couch waiting for an injection in my bottom I saw the needle but what went into my bottom was long, thick and very hard!

-When I have an injection it's normally over in a couple of seconds! I did feel a jet of liquid shootnup my arse but it was a good ten minutes after the doctor had inserted that thing in my back passage with a lot of moaning from him!

-Well just bend over the table and tell me if you experience the same feeling as you did this morning with the doctor!

We need to get to the bottom of this!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Right you little bastard this is the end of the line and you're the last one on my bus!

I'm now going to thrash you for all this graffiti and you can walk the rest of the way home!

-I've got a return ticket mate so maybe tomorrow afternoon you can fuck me Mr.Busdriver man!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Oooo Sir have you never heard that famous expression:

"Spare the rod and spoil the child!!

I'd much rather have a few strokes of YOUR rod than the wooden one!

-Your arse is so beautiful Jared! It seems a sin to desecrate it when it should be worshipped!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you see pictures like this you feel that you have the temerity to rewrite Shakespeare so that Romeo Montagu gets buggered by the whole of the Capulet clan!

"Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo!?"

"I'm lying down here in the bushes with my doublet and hose in shreds after your male kinsmen have just shagged the arse off me!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Roman Catholic priests haven't always been celibate but the state of celibacy was ordained by Pope Gregory VII in 1139 and since that time RC priests have struggled to subjugate their sexual desires!

Some priests however have taken comfort in Galatians 6:2 which enjoins people "to shoulder each other's burdens" and consequently to find relief in the support of fellow priests!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-How are you finding it in the Combined Cadet Force?

-I'm particularly happy with my shooter Sir!

-I bet you are! From what I can see from your shorts you are unlikely to be firing blanks with that baby!!! Baby being the operative word!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

24 year old ILIMAN NDIAYE from Senegal who plays for Everton is clearly becoming a very popular target for hands, noses, fingers, tongues, cocks.........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Jack Grealish hits 30/this year but those golden globes of his never disappoint!

Just imagine peeling the skidded skuns off his smelly sweaty arse after ninety minutes on the pitch and then burying your face between those cheeks!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hiroshi receives an urgent text message from his friend:

"You know my parents have pushed me into this arranged marriage tomorrow but I need to taste and fuck that beautiful shitter of yours one more time before I have to give up meat and go on a fish diet!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I bet you twenty quid you can't run your nose up and down that geezer's arsecrack without him turning round!

-You're on!

-What if he notices and turns round!?

-Well then I lose the bet and he loses his anal virginity!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-There's a lot of competition for hairdressers now that the Kurds and Turks have moved onto the High Street.but you always do a roaring trade in here!

-That's cos I give the punters something to look at while they're waiting!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey cabbie! Follow that motorbike!

That little bastard has run off with fifty quid of my money before I could fuck him!!!!!"