Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

I love these A level field trips as a special treat for those boys who have reached the golden age of 18 and have finally become men!

I especially enjoy making sure that the boys are quiet after the lights out curfew at 10pm!

It's more difficult to ascertain whether they've showered before they get into bed but if they're lying face down when you do your nocturnal rounds a quick sniff of their chocolate dispensers usually confirms or refutes one's suspicions!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There used to be a commercial on British tv in which a person was blindfolded and asked to tell the difference between butter and margarine giving rise to the slogan?

"I can't believe it's not butter!"

Years later we now have AI images which are so lifelike that when you see a fit young man bending over the slogan is not:

"I can't believe it's not butter"

BUT

"I can't believe it's not buttock!"

Those feet are so inviting and once they've been worshipped whip the guys over onto their front and sniff their shitters!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I wonder how many fit young men strike this pose chatting to their mates on a daily.basis totally oblivious to the effect that they are having on us!!!!

What is it inside us that stops us from dropping to.our knees there and then, sticking our noses up their shitters and inhaling that divine aroma!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey sweetheart if you're looking for the sweaty briefs you stepped out of after your workout before you walked into the shower I'm currently sitting in my car sniffing them!

If you fancy a little "apres gym" my registration number is FU24 CKU - white range rover!

Nice skidmarks by the way!

Ciao for now! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Robbie was out in the middle of nowhere running when he was mugged by a group of thugs who stole his rucksack containing all his cash, credit cards and passport!

Regrettably his day is about to get a whole lot worse!

Joel is speeding along the road with the mother of all boners in his pants desperate to get his rocks off!

He sees his opportunity when he catches sight of Robbie by the roadside!

Robbie however sees the approaching vehicle as an answer to prayer!

Maybe the two lads can cum to an understanding!

Would be nice to know how this tale ends!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Where's the pain!?

-Just a bit lower!

-Here!?

-A bit lower!

-Here!?

-Oh sod this! Just pull my cycling shorts down and give me a good seeing to!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've always had a soft spot for Australian Rules Football and I think you can see it from here!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Does anyone have a magic wand to turn AI images into real men 'cos that fucker's arse is definitely worth poking!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is why I am happy to see more Muslims enter our green and pleasant land!

Their religion enjoins them to pray five times a day no matter where as long as they are facing Mecca and their tight little shitters are clearly visible to the rest of us!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dear Bradley

Hope you have had a good Christmas!

I have had the best Christmas ever! I wrote to Santa at the North Pole telling him that I would be 18 on Christmas Eve and asked if he would make a man of me
when he came down the chimney!

This is a photo of me taken by Santa before he emptied his (ball) sack and filled mine!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I think we're on the tandem together today mate!

-That's right!

-I'm supposed to be at the front but I've just had a six pound dump so you don't want the fumes from my shitter wafting in your direction!

-You must be joking mate! I've wanted to get up close and personal to that pink pucker of yours for ages!

-Well it's not so pink this morning but maybe we could stop.off at Friday woods and you can show me just how "up close and personal" you'd like to get!!!!

-Too right sunshine!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nobody likes a bully and when the head boy wildly exceeds his authority by beating his prefects with a table tennis bat and gets them to suck his cock it's time for the headmaster to take control!

The problem is that the head boy is so fucking sexy that after a couple of strokes of the cane the headmaster feels such remorse for marking those beautiful buns that he decides to fuck him instead!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Asian boys just send me wild and the great thing is that on the porn sites they all get fucked on their backs in their black socks which is such a turn-on for me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is supposed to be my wedding day, the day on which I make solemn vows to my future wife and the best man has just shagged me!

Hope it doesn't look too obvious!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's a lonely life for an arse unless it has a face to sit on!

 

[seat_smellertod]

Once he's parked his bicycle I'll have good sniff of his saddle! I know he was in the public toilet a bit earlier and I'm pretty sure he had a six pound dump!

Hopefully the smell is ground into his bicycle seat!

I would ABSOLUTELY SNIFFFFFFF AND LICCCCCCCK his seat. I'm into MUSKYYYYYYY FUNKY SWEATY PUNGENT and almost ripe. I LOOOOVE a STRONG SMELL. I definitely don't like a shitty smell but if you do, then go for it!

 

[sniffertwink]

why is this whole thread just one guy posting unrelated content

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If I were on a recruitment board and these five guys pitched up as potential candidates I'm afraid that I would have to choose the guy in the middle regardless of his ability to do the job!

This is an example of the heart ( or maybe a piece of the anatomy slightly lower down the body!!!!) ruling the head!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-We have two positions currently on.offer within our firm!

-What are they?

-69 or doggy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Until you can learn.to leave a respectable skidmark on the seat of your underpants Dorkins I'm afraid it will continue to be a beating every evening!

Are you trying to put the laundry service out of business!?"