Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

-I've never really worked out why we Mormons have to go round in pairs!?

-Well it's because a lot of the single guys we visit often get turned on when they see us dressed up in our crisp white shirts and black ties!

It's really a safeguarding issue!

The elders of our church have started issuing us with condoms we can offer to the guys we visit If it is a way of bringing us closer together and making them more open to receiving the word!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The Orientals are arguably the most resourceful and ingenious people in the world!

Given the lack of space and facilities in highly populated countries like Japan men are offering face-sitting services to people that they see squatting uncomfortably in the street!

It appears to be proving both profitable and enjoyable to at least one of the parties involved!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"It's ok! He's one of my colleagues who's been trying to find a way to get his nose up my arse for ages!

If he thinks he's using my buns as pillows he can think again!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're going to steal a mobile phone from a parked car in a hospital car park just make sure it doesn't belong to the doctor who is going to treat you!

If he discovers that you are in possession of the phone he left in his car he may end up giving you a suppository that you weren't expecting!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

why is this whole thread just one guy posting unrelated content

There's nothing to prevent you from contributing my friend!

I recently sent round a message asking whether people felt I was monopolizing this thread with irrelevant posts to which I received no answer.

In the light of this I have continued to post!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Have we got time for a quick.one before the meeting!?

-Yep and we might even have time for a drink as well!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What an invitation from 23 year old Japanese footballer TAKE KUBO!

His name is pronounced TAKAY but any player who saw "TAKE KUBO" on the back of a shirt with him in that position could be forgiven for trying a shot on goal!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's always a good idea to check when you are no longer on air!

This newsreader is about to offer his arse up to his cameraman boyfriend for a good sniffing oblivious to the fact that he is still being watched by millions of viewers on CMNM!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not every country in the world is as fussy about safeguarding as Britain!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You in the hoody take a walk!

I'm the landlord and your friend owes me three months in back rent and as he has no money he'll presumably be paying for it on his back so this could take some time! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Can you help me get me boots off mate!? Sorry if me feet are a bit smelly!

-Don't apologise mate! I love a guy's smelly feet!

I can help you with your trousers as well.If you like

I like a nice smelly pair of pants too!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"As police we don't carry firearms so they give us this truncheon to beat naughty boys like you!

We do have a back up in our pants though and it's called a "love luncheon" which you are both about to get a taste of right now!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I do.pride myself on being a very clean boy and my bodily hygiene is impeccable but if you are willing to pay a bit extra for me to leave things a bit fruity and tangy between my arse cheeks then who am I to refuse!?

After all the customer is always right!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You played really well today Donny! Our prize goalkeeper!

-Thank you Sir!

-Would you mind if I tried some shots on goal.myself!?

-Not at all Sir You're hardly likely to .miss from such close range!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Oriental arses just begging to be sniffed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Up at the crack.of dawn again!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Keep still you bastard! At least till I get my cock in tbere!

Then you can wriggle all you like!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I might buy you a comb for your birthday sweetheart but only to comb the hairs between your arse cherks!

Just imagine peeling the skidded skuns off this little baby and giving him a good seeing to!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It was a hell of a climb up onto this roof but if it means being able to stick my nose up your arse without anyone seeing then it will all have been worth the effort!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I like your "North Face" but it's your Southern Shitter" I'm more interested in!