Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

-I know that you are desperate to have me as your trainer but since your father went bankrupt there's no money to pay!

However I have drawn up a special contract which I want you to sign after this training session!

It gives me total and unrestricted access to your arse wherever and whenever I want plus I get to have your dirty socks and pants after every training session!

Now you've weighed in we can get to work on your glutes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-He's well out of it mate!

-God that arse fucking stinks!

-Yep but never forget the old saying:

"Never look a gift arse in the mouth!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-There are beds in the corridor, humongous waiting times for A and E and I'm even having to have my prostate exam conducted outside the public lifts!

Is the NHS that overstretched!?

-It is stretched, yes Sir, but not as much as your hole is going to be once I get my cock out!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I got a phone call yesterday from my uncle telling me that his milking machine has broken down and needs me to go over to his farm and help milk his herd of cows!

Now I ain't never milked a cow before but I've milked plenty of rentboys so just hope that experience will come in handy! ( No pun intended!)"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-This is the first time I've come to service your boiler Sir but I don't ever remember my colleagues telling me they got this sort of treatment when they'd finished!

-That's cos they were all ugly fat bastards and you're as hot as hell!

Anyway never forget the proverb:

"One good service deserves another!"

 

[lckmyass]

To get the best results from your newly delivered rentboy just follow these easy instructions:

1) Drop to your knees!

2) Approach your nose to arsecrack!

3 Inhale deeply!

4) Ease down Calvins, turn inside out and sniff the seat!

5) Insert nose into bare arsecrack and continue to inhale deeply!

6) Once you are sufficiently hard fuck the shit out of him!!!!!

Oh yes , after I've licked his dirty shit stained asshole clean , delicious

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's most gratifying to see that underwear sniffing is still in vogue but just remember boys that the real treasure lies not in the crotch but in the seat!

Long live tighty whities with big brown stripes like marmite on white bread and death to all jockstraps!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

.....and on a similar theme just clock the buns on that bitch and just imagine the quantity of Nutella between those cheeks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Smelly feet AND smelly arse!

All my Christmases have come at once

Just sit on.my face baby and grind that filthy shitter into.my laughing gear!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's a challenge for you!

How close can you get your nose to his arsecrack before he realises what you're up to and if he starts to struggle do you apologize profusely and then back away red with shame and embarrassment or do you just pull those shorts down and bugger him into the middle of next week totally ignoring his cries for mercy?!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Nice pink tongue mate! Mine's dark brown from rimming four punters with shitty arseholes this morning!

-Do you wanna make it five!? I'll be here all day!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

These identical twins may be blessed with button mushrooms at the front door but most of you boys access this thread cos you want to know what's on.offer at the tradesman's entrance!

I'm sure if you slipped round the back you wouldn't be disappointed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

In an effort to boost trade one retail manufacturer is sending fit young men to demonstrate all their products!

This young man is demonstrating the retractable towel rail!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A simple kiss can be highly erotic Adam Jakubowski but if you're not interested in your friend's pants can you pass them to me mate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Why not check out 18 year old footballer Jack Costelow on "English Lads!?"

He's a horny little cunt and his latest video is well worth a look if you are interested in the silent smouldering type! Bet his arse is well worth a sniff!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've obviously been reading my posts young man and have learned that when you snatch another guy's match-worn underpants from the dressing room don't waste time with the crotch but go straight to the seat and sniff those sweaty skidders!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You're obviously "hungry for Hungary" my Asian friend!

That's all the encouragement I need to rip the seat out of your lycras and stick my "hungry" nose up your filthy Oriental shit chute!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Why are you showing me your pants mate!?

-Why the fuck do.you think!? It's the only way I can get your attention!

Do i have to spell it out for you!?I

I want you to fuck me into the middle of next week!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's a tricky one when you're the new apprentice and the site foreman has told you he's going to bugger you during the lunch break!!!!

What's a boy to do to preserve his anal virginity except keep out of sight or maybe pump polyfilla up his own crack to repel intruders!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"That's dinner sorted!

It gives new meaning to the expression:

"Fine dining!"