ChickenGuy
Likes cock.
Jesus, you're crazy. 

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No but I talk to God.
I say Hi Dad.....
because even if you are not His son, you are still so damned PreTTy! I don't really talk to myself. But I do talk to other people who don't happen to be in the room with me at the time... Quite often actually. Usually it's stuff I didn't think to say to them earlier or stuff I want to say to them. Every once in a while I'll carry on a conversation with them, imagining how they would respond to what I said and then I respond to that. I don't see it as a crazy thing really, just kinda fleshing out an idea to see how a conversation might progress before I actually have it with them. It can be confusing though sometimes, because sometimes they'll say something that makes me mad and then I'll be mad at them for no apparent reason. Maybe I really am crazy.![]()
All the time. I usually have a song going through my head and I speak the lyrics. I catch myself doing this in the grocery store.
does that count, of course I love myself
I talk to my cock,does that count, of course I love myself
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I, on the other hand (literally), touch myself 
