Do you exfoliate your butthole???

[hotb0d]

are you sure you should be exfoliating your butthole? the skin there is pretty thin....

 

[StationToStation]

are you sure you should be exfoliating your butthole? the skin there is pretty thin....

i do use a gentle exfoliator i'm not taking sand paper to it lol, but one does want to slosh of the dead skin cells . . .right?

 

[Horschallen]

Cute clip. Thanks.

 

[zoltanspawn]

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor?
On the bedpost overnight?

If your mother says don't chew it...
Do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils?
Can you heave it left and right ?

O your gustatory protest
May be symbol of your might.
But it heralds quite a marvel
Or some may think so, quite a fright.
For as it exits alimentary
From the tumble of your gut,
You can clamp down with your sphincter
And exfoliate your butt.

 

[StationToStation]

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor?
On the bedpost overnight?

If your mother says don't chew it...
Do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils?
Can you heave it left and right ?

O your gustatory protest
May be symbol of your might.
But it heralds quite a marvel
Or some may think so, quite a fright.
For as it exits alimentary
From the tumble of your gut,
You can clamp down with your sphincter
And exfoliate your butt.

now that's cute and original!!!

 

[SilverWolf]

Does your chewing gum gain some flavor that could make you heave and hurl?
Alimentary perambulations, little boy, or little girl?
Mightn't it stay better fodder if it totter overnight
On your bedpost 'stead of trav'l'n cavern dark and muscle tight?


Everybody!

Does your chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight...

Does it make your stomach twist and turn
And make you wish and yearn

That you never put it in your mouth
Cause things are heading south

Kinda makes you a sucker
Cause you left that motherfucker
On the bed post overnight

I suck at this

 

[SilverWolf]

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor?
On the bedpost overnight?

If your mother says don't chew it...
Do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils?
Can you heave it left and right ?

O your gustatory protest
May be symbol of your might.
But it heralds quite a marvel
Or some may think so, quite a fright.
For as it exits alimentary
From the tumble of your gut,
You can clamp down with your sphincter
And exfoliate your butt.

 

[SilverWolf]

Darling, you're back!

I wouldn't miss twisting this song into something else for the world

 

[walkingonsnow]

Yes - I use one of those shower puff thingies and plain soap, and usually clean twice. Thanks for asking!

that makes two of us

 

[hotb0d]

i do use a gentle exfoliator i'm not taking sand paper to it lol, but one does want to slosh of the dead skin cells . . .right?

but you would think your daily pooping would just carry off the dead skin. You have your very own built in exfoliation system right there lol.

 

[StationToStation]

maybe i think it's just zexy to scrub your butt, lol!

 

[hotb0d]

well why didn't you say so in the first place? lol

 

[wirega56]

So can you please explain the difference between your butthole and your butt ?

 

[wirega56]

Ohh ravenstar tea tree oil please with that defoliator

 

[StationToStation]

Pfft special exfoliators. What a waste of money.. these get my rosebud all spanky clean:

they should call it Ajass, lol!!!

 

[GL]

I use the Binford 12 horsepower turbo exfoliator.

more power!!

*grunt, grunt*

 

[rareboy]

^ I know.

What a pussy s2s is...exfoliating....real men do it the right way.

 

[sexsomniac]

how about wrapping Dildo with sandpaper and enjoy like you normally would? That would clean inside and out good.

 

[Corny]

I do with my Weleda Body Scrub, it's a German biodynamic and organic exfoliator. I once exfoliated with a salt scrub that was a very bad idea, lol!!!

Good Lord

English forum .. I read "Weleda" in english .. and that sounds a lot like "Vileda" in german. Vileda is also a - German company, known for those:

(hence their name .. vileda =(sounds like) wie leder = like leather = window leather)

and those

Images in my head

 

[StationToStation]

Good Lord

English forum .. I read "Weleda" in english .. and that sounds a lot like "Vileda" in german. Vileda is also a - German company, known for those:

(hence their name .. vileda =(sounds like) wie leder = like leather = window leather)

and those

Images in my head

hmmmm lol funny man!!!