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are you sure you should be exfoliating your butthole? the skin there is pretty thin....
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor?
On the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don't chew it...
Do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils?
Can you heave it left and right ?
O your gustatory protest
May be symbol of your might.
But it heralds quite a marvel
Or some may think so, quite a fright.
For as it exits alimentary
From the tumble of your gut,
You can clamp down with your sphincter
And exfoliate your butt.

Does your chewing gum gain some flavor that could make you heave and hurl?
Alimentary perambulations, little boy, or little girl?
Mightn't it stay better fodder if it totter overnight
On your bedpost 'stead of trav'l'n cavern dark and muscle tight?
Everybody!
Does your chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight...
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor?
On the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don't chew it...
Do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils?
Can you heave it left and right ?
O your gustatory protest
May be symbol of your might.
But it heralds quite a marvel
Or some may think so, quite a fright.
For as it exits alimentary
From the tumble of your gut,
You can clamp down with your sphincter
And exfoliate your butt.




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Yes - I use one of those shower puff thingies and plain soap, and usually clean twice. Thanks for asking!
i do use a gentle exfoliator i'm not taking sand paper to it lol, but one does want to slosh of the dead skin cells . . .right?
Pfft special exfoliators. What a waste of money.. these get my rosebud all spanky clean:
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I use the Binford 12 horsepower turbo exfoliator.
I do with my Weleda Body Scrub, it's a German biodynamic and organic exfoliator. I once exfoliated with a salt scrub that was a very bad idea, lol!!!
Good Lord
English forum .. I read "Weleda" in english .. and that sounds a lot like "Vileda" in german. Vileda is also a - German company, known for those:
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(hence their name .. vileda =(sounds like) wie leder = like leather = window leather)
and those
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