Re: Midget gay porn?
Well I've read this whole thread and I have to say...god damn LPs are amazingly hot. I never knew I had a thing for LPs but it turns out that I do.
Self Bio:
My name is J.T.
6'0
200#
6x6 UC
brn/brn
ON, CA.
So in honor of all you wonderful folks looking for GLPP (Gay little Person Porn) I hunted and hunted and I wanted to have a present/treat for you all but it seems that it's just not going to happen.
The best I can come up with is what GLPP is referred to as. Gay LP Porn is referred to as the unicorn of gay porn. I don't understand this. If it exists, there is porn of it with no exceptions. So why is this the one and only exception that breaks rule 34?
Some of the LPs on this site are so stunningly hot that they should be contacted by a producer/casting agent and a GLPP should be made. (I'm not any of the above mentioned business types)
I do however have an amazing idea for GLPP. Since LP are just people that are smaller why not start with the age old standards, camping, cabin in the woods, fishing/hunting scenario.
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Two LP and two standard height guys drive up in a 4x4 extended cab loaded with camping supplies. They unpack everything and get the cabin ready for the evening.
(not in the idea)---> Since there is so little gay LP porn lets start off with the two LPs
The two LP friends offer to gather wood, it's hot and rough work moving through bush to get usable firewood so their both sweaty and covered in bark bits and forest grime. One of them finds a natural hot spring and calls to the other. (insert better than most porn dialog)
They shuck their clothes and you get to see muscular bodies and hot asses but not dick at first, they start relaxing and scrubbing each other clean. (fade out)
(fade in cabin interior)
The two other guys are talking about a third (LP) who couldn't make it. The conversation segways into pussy awkwardly, one guy is 'obviously' hetero (muscular, hairy, large cock) and the other is visually in determinant of orientation, slight of build (twink) but awkward when talking about women. This awkward man is also the person responsible for renting the cabin. Beers are shared and dialog starts heating up the 'straight' guy. Straighty is getting a chub and says he needs to hit the can. (excuses himself and fade to bathroom)
Straighty pisses (possibly on cam, flashbacks to him pissing on(or getting pissed on) absent third guy (LP, beefy and hung)
After he's done he looks for soap under the sink and finds a stashed digital video cam with a minimal charge. He flips it on to see what's on the machine and sees a doggy style shapely back (hairless, could be mistaken for female) and an LP feeding his cock into the hairless asshole. The video straight is watching pans to show the LP he was just fantasizing about being a top and when it pans the other way, the video dies just as the face is about to be revealed. Twink in the cabin living room yells "did you fall in?" Nervous, excited and horny as fuck, he re-stashes the cam and plugs in the battery charger. knowing he needs to see who it was.
fade to hot springs
The LPs are done getting clean but the touching and rubbing of backs is getting intense. one guy closes his eyes and leans back into the other and this starts a hot make out session which includes kissing, body contact, eye contact, oral, rimming, anal. Both have intense cumshots on each others faces. Followed by "We should get back before they come looking for us", second says 'What do we say about the firewood?" First says "We'll carry what we have so far and say there wasn't much that we could find." They get dressed and head off.
Fade in cabin.
Straighty is full boned in his pants now and wonders where the other two guys could be, awkward says not sure but i'm bored as fuck waiting around so lets watch a flick. Straighty has a plan now, he wants to watch a 'video' not mentioning the porn yet. Awkward reacts to this idea with a meh, whatever. So straighty rummages through the available video shelf and finds an unmarked DVD, one of many. So he says lets watch this one. The video starts off as a 'Fast and Delirious: Random car flik' but the picture scribbles after the guys get beer and are comfy back on the couch. It switched to porn, it looks to be hetero porn at first and switches to bi within a minute.(cut to porn shoot starring absent LP, random black hung dude and tight Spanish hootchie. the guys look at each other and both say whatever, it's porn. The video cuts out just as it starts to get good because the two wood gathering guys just got back, slammed the door and killed the DVD player. A bunch of cursing later and straighty says I know how we can watch movies and grabs the stashed video cam. Awkward sees the cam and blushes knowing he's on the video. Says he's tired and heads to bed.
The wood gathers and straighty start watching the video, they recognize Absent man right away and hoot/holler/cheer. By this point their completely boned and all three start openly grabbing their cocks. Straighty asks if anyone minds him jerking cause he's so horny. The other guys say no problem as long as he doesn't mind them jerking too. they jerk their cocks, straighty on one side of the couch, the wood guys in the middle and the far side of the couch. Just before the movie shows mystery man's face(awkward) . The three porn fiends have gotten into each other and are ignoring the show. (3 way, handjob, oral, riming, anal and DP) After they all cum, the flick ends and they head to bed, no one has seen awkward in the video but the camera has panned to his face a few time while showing disinterest by the 3-way guys.
fade to awkward
Up in his shared room, he can hear the hoots and hollers and tries to sleep, he dreams about making the video with absent (show full porn video) and cums in his sleep (show a hands free cumshot)
Fade to morning
Absent shows up with a boat, sneaks in and checks on who's where. sees his video cam left out and checks it he also smiles as he notices cumshots, condoms and lube left laying around. He sneaks into a room with straighty since he's in a room solo and they have WS sex in the spare bathroom. (WS, oral, handjob)
When everyone is awake, they make breakfast and take the boat out to the lake for fishing. One LP starts pissing over the side, followed by obviously straight and they all get horny watching this. Absent drops the bomb about awkward thinking everyone already knows (awkward thinks they all know as well). This initiates a scene (5 way, boat sex, oral, anal, rough, dp into airtight, random boating objects used as sex toys)
After the money shots they catch a huge fish, they all say best trip ever and plan for another one.
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This is an absolute rough draft off the top of my head, it needs improvement and editing. Awesome folks to bring the idea to life (The basic concept is rough, camping, nature, hairy)
Hope you all liked it and maybe someday a producer will see this and like the concept. This was probably hard to read and I thank you for your thoughts on it.
