Eggciting Easter

[marvtha]

Elvis had a headache, lol.




Bad boy!

lol

maybe we should name him QUEEN ELVIS!
for fuck's sake....marvtha had a concussion once and still partied until the sun came up!!!
and that was with an I.V. in me....i draped some scarves from the I.V. bag stand and it was..........OFF I GO!!!!
lightweights......pffffft

 

[marvtha]

I did. I had a bad ass headache and I crashed. I am back though.
Which position Marvtha?

OH...ER...HI KING ELVIS!


UM.....someone was impersonating me and talking trash 'bout ya!!!!!!!!

hope your headache is better!


when you new royalties gonna have that there cock fight????????

 

[Christopher123]

maybe we should name him QUEEN ELVIS!
for fuck's sake....marvtha had a concussion once and still partied until the sun came up!!!

Well that's because concussions can cause delirium.

 

[marvtha]

And who can impersonate you Marvtha? You're too trashy to be imitated. lol
I could take a pic just for you.

with you pickle showing!!!!!!
YES PLEASE!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

Well that's because concussions can cause delirium.

IT WAS KINDA FUN!!!!

 

[Christopher123]

IT WAS KINDA FUN!!!!

Nothing at all wrong with fun

 

[marvtha]

Nothing at all wrong with fun

me and KING ELVIS is gonna have some fun...he's sending me pics of his weiner!!!!

i swear i won't show anyone else

pssssst sir topher what's your addy!!!

 

[Christopher123]

me and KING ELVIS is gonna have some fun...he's sending me pics of his weiner!!!!

i swear i won't show anyone else

pssssst sir topher what's your addy!!!

I'll never tell!

lol

 

[marvtha]

Did you get them yet?

Oh, send me a pic of your coochie too.LOL

NOOOOOOOOOOO......you lair!!!!
wasn't my "coochie" close enough to see when your tongue was in it!?!?

 

[marvtha]

Yes, but it was too dark in that alley.

WOW!

i thought we were in a bed???????
marvtha must've been really drunk that night!
usually i don't fuck in alleys!!!

speaking of bed...........i better go drag HEATH in the house....he's on the front lawn and frost is building up on him!!!
NIGHT SWEETIE!


NIGHT SIR TOPHER!!!!!!!!!

 

[chatolandia]

;Marvtha, I came back form doing pot .....tery and you're about to leave?

At least let me give you a hug before Heath sees me and tries to bite my ear off!!!

 

[marvtha]

;Marvtha, I came back form doing pot .....tery and you're about to leave?

At least let me give you a hug before Heath sees me and tries to bite my ear off!!!

count chat!!!!!!!!
heath'S passed out......harmless as a baby duck!!!!
and off his quacker!!!!!
how's you??????

 

[chatolandia]

I came back from my class and I was like really hungry, but I ate and now I'm just cool....

 

[marvtha]

I came back from my class and I was like really hungry, but I ate and now I'm just cool....

that's good sweetie......marvtha's trying to ease my way back in to solids!
i'm getting way too skinny!!!
maybe i have a tapeworm?????
did ya make me anything in pottery class?

 

[chatolandia]

I was going to make a butt plug, but my teacher said no!!

So I made a mug!!

Maybe I'll make you one, since you are on that liquid diet!!!

 

[marvtha]

I was going to make a butt plug, but my teacher said no!!

So I made a mug!!

Maybe I'll make you one, since you are on that liquid diet!!!

you make me a mug and you can just use something of yours for a butt plug!!!!!

if ya see GARGLE at Saucy's tell him maybe one day he can pull himself away from the bar and come visit!!!

 

[chatolandia]

I barely see him now!!! Only on Sundays, maybe you can visit us before you go to church!

 

[marvtha]

I barely see him now!!! Only on Sundays, maybe you can visit us before you go to church!

well i'm so glad you visit me COUNT CHAT!!!!!!
you're my best bud and if i wasn't hooked up with that puddle of half frozen drunken flesh in my front yard and you weren't gay.....we could tango into the night!!!!!!!!!

 

[chatolandia]

We can tango some day soon!!!

There's viagra!!!

 

[Riverrick]

Thought you guys and...um....lady would enjoy this.​

Happy Easter All! ​