JakeBequette
Pickles
Here are the facts.
1. Elmo is red. When is Satan NOT depicted as red? THE ESSENCE OF HELLFIRE IS RED!
2. Elmo turns man against man. Elmo has been doing this for years. People attacked each other regularly to get their hands on the original incarnation of evil. Now, he's EXTREMELY back and people are once again EXTREMELY crazy trying to get to him.
3. According to the prophet Wesley Willis, Elmo Pimps Hoes. You can't trust a pimp, just as you can't trust the Antichrist.
4. He is extremely charismatic and uses deceptive techniques to conceal his true nature.
I cannot have been the first to notice these disturbing facts. COME! THERE IS STILL TIME TO REVOLT AGAINST THE ELMOCRACY!
1. Elmo is red. When is Satan NOT depicted as red? THE ESSENCE OF HELLFIRE IS RED!
2. Elmo turns man against man. Elmo has been doing this for years. People attacked each other regularly to get their hands on the original incarnation of evil. Now, he's EXTREMELY back and people are once again EXTREMELY crazy trying to get to him.
3. According to the prophet Wesley Willis, Elmo Pimps Hoes. You can't trust a pimp, just as you can't trust the Antichrist.
4. He is extremely charismatic and uses deceptive techniques to conceal his true nature.
I cannot have been the first to notice these disturbing facts. COME! THERE IS STILL TIME TO REVOLT AGAINST THE ELMOCRACY!

